Tallesty1:
You didn't include the Giraffe Guy.

He is tall like a tower.

Comes when the hall is almost full.

Finds his way to your front.

Sits and blocks you completely.

And you end up watching his head instead of the game.

gaskia from ur name " talleststy1" I think, just thinking u r dat GIRAFFE GUY. Nls take note....

TheIROKO:
The most important thing football gives to its fans is fun.knowing all the players ,history or statistics to me does not matter much.

Different strokes for different folks. I can't fault your opinion really.

You re right too.

this is one of the funniest threads I've ever read on any forum....my ribs are already aching due to excessive laughter, all the things mentioned above are so true!

CFCfan:

I wish there is a pay tv company that can offer, for eg, 20 channels for N5,000/month. Or 10 channels for N2,500/month.

I'm sure that'd be nice considering it from an economical point of view.

davidflipcy:
These are all true. I hate watching football with chelsea fans most of them are touts they lack basic knowledge of football they only came to celebrate goals. The funny part is when their players are not scoring that when u hear different kinds of curses like "oloriburuku ni hazard yi sha". "Ramires u no suppose dey play football ur mate dey sell sugarcane for north"

ALL THIS THINGS YOU SAID UP THERE HOW DO THEY SAY THEM IN IBO LANGUAGE? BECAUSE WHERE I AM NA IBO PEOPLE BE CHELSEA FANS, IF YOU GO TO IBO MAN SHOP FOR SABO-NGARI THE FIRST THING WEY YOU GO SEE FOR IM SHOP NA BIG CHELSEA BANNER WITH THE INSCRIPTION OF "i belongs to billionaires club"! The first thing that comes to my mind is them take money swear for ibo people?

davidflipcy:
These are all true. I hate watching football with chelsea fans most of them are touts they lack basic knowledge of football they only came to celebrate goals. The funny part is when their players are not scoring that when u hear different kinds of curses like "oloriburuku ni hazard yi sha". "Ramires u no suppose dey play football ur mate dey sell sugarcane for north"

and only Chelsea fans do that?




How about 2 years ago arsenal fans always cursing Ramsey?

kliq:
So funny but true I really can't watch a game in the house....I don't go to viewing centres but all these still happens in a pub,bar or even when you watch with friends....Suddenly everybody becomes a coach plus with the different analysis soccer is one crazy game.

Drink,Eat and Sleep Football

Football!!!!

starlingbawa:


I'm sure that'd be nice considering it from an economical point of view.

I know. It would force DSTV to reduce their subscription fee, or add some SS channels to their other bouquets

@op you forgot this-dudes who love lamenting, you go hear DAT BALOTELI NA MADMAN O, SI HOW HE WASTE DAT CHANCE,1.8 DON GO, AH TICKET DON SPOIL OOO

Sacluxpaint:
Chelsea fans stink alot

reading the comments so far, it's idiots like you from other teams that have been insulting Chelsea and their fans. I have not seen one, not one insult on other teams from Chelsea fans




Shows who are the real Douche bags






Anyways.....can't hear you from the top.....scream louder from below the table

D guy who breaks d dish n goes hom wit d TV

Lmao

StealthyMe:


lol...my bad

Best Advice...just stand up like nothing happened and find for yourself somewhere else to seat

Lol
I'll do just dat next time
but wen standing up & hailing the team scored
dude, u ain't got no way else to sit cus the odours will be circulating/distributing itself

dyomo:
Chelsea fans can be so annoying. Majority of them know nothing about soccer. They just come up with all manners of ridiculous comments.

soccer? You must be a football genius

azimibraun:
Most annoying is the way Chelsea is pronounced with igbotic accent and how Wenger is called arsenal winger.

i bet you can't even pronounce wenger's name correctly

lusciouslex:
Apart from masturbation, what do you @ your leisure time? Do you've a hobby? Football is more than any religion on earth.

I can see... Football is more than any religion on earth? Do you know that JUSTIN BEIBER, BEYONCE, ETC ARE FAR BIGGER, INFLUENTIAL THAN THIS SO-CALLED FOOTBALL? WATCH HOW THE 2014 WORLD CUP OFFICIALS DEDICATED SEVERAL MINUITES IN HAILING JLO AFTER HER OPENING PERFORMANCE. GOING BY THE NONSENCE YOU JUST THREW OUT OF YOUR SMELLY MOUTH, JLOPEZ IS EVEN BIGGER THAN GOD AS A RESULT OF THE FACT THAT FOOTBALL IN GENERAL IS TOO INTANGIBLE COMPARE TO HER. PHOOLISH BOI

Agrika:

Babe chill...this thread is comedy at its peak...*takes a look at her pro pic* clears throat...erm! babe u don marry my elder bros is available...chai! u three fine

Thanks for d compliment, but u better find something useful to do with your time. Remember, life is a checkboard, your opponent is time, he doesn't tolerate indecision.

one idiot keep asking me bros how market?

willorie:


Lol
I'll do just dat next time
but wen standing up & hailing the team scored
dude, u ain't got no way else to sit cus the odours will be circulating/distributing itself

rotfl
Take an air freshner with you and spray discreetly..lol

what of those Chelsea fans that like pulling off their shirt and sweating profusely because they are watching match? Or those arsenal fans with leprous mouth odor? Or the liverpool fans that feel they need to touch you before they make any comment?

sexzskil:

Thanks for d compliment, but u better find something useful to do with your time. Remember, life is a checkboard, your opponent is time, he doesn't tolerate indecision.

Hehehe, imagine u are advising ME on how to use my time, lol u are funny, ok na Madam I don hear ur advise...seems u are new on nl

LeoFish92:
this is one of the funniest threads I've ever read on any forum....my ribs are already aching due to excessive laughter, all the things mentioned above are so true!

Hehehe

**In Christian Grey's voice, We aim to please Mr.LeoFish**

Thanks Sir

Krasid:
What about the people who comes when the match has almost ended.They peep through the canopy and always come in the last 15-20 minutes of a game.

Na dis khain guys go finish u wt questions. Wats the scores? wat formation mourinho use? who scores first goal? how did costa score the second goal and so on.

But u knw wat, dey are broke a§§ niggas wey no get money to watch the match. den knw say d owner no go collect money for that few minutes.

The guy who doesn't understand the OFFSIDE rules

StealthyMe:
sexzskil ,the joblessness of kicking a round leather around by black africans is what made Nwankwo Kanu popular.

It is what has caused him to be a blessing to different people through his heart foundation.
It is what turned around the lives of some people..I could mention some other footballers engaging themselves in hunanitarian projects also

He has done more good to people than some so called 'jobful' people..

leave that mouse alone, he's suffering from exceptionally low self esteem. Please ask him what a jobful person like him has contributed to his local community, muchless humanity.

abeg oo dose pple weh dey abuse chelsea fans, make u take am easy nau,,,,no be awa fault,,,it con dey 4 awa blood nau awa coach mourinho be awa mentor,,,,,pls any chelsea fan dat can pronounce dis player's name be real chelsea fan,,,pls help me pronounce "SCHURRLE"

the guy who sings praise and worships to support his team

Haha...so so true! I just can't sit in the house & watch the games alone. I mean I just want to hear these guyz talk aside from watchin the game itself...the whole experience is fun. Like the op rightly pointed out there are some guys who just ask silly questions. I mean last week for instance, while watchin the game btw Chelsea & A.villa [ the bad weather disrupted signals & so we had to watch man u's game in the meantime ]..this guy just walked in & like my saturday wasn't bad enough, dude started throwing silly questions my way.
...
Ehmm dem no show chelsea match?. Me: Dem dey show the match but d rain dey disrupt signal...
Wetin be scores...nah second half? Me: [ dude, time is just some minutes after 3...how can they be in second half?? ]...scores nah goaless...
Chelsea dey play well ?? Me: Yes..
Which fan u be..?? Me: Arsenal.....
We be enemies then! Me: ehm ok..
I like ur watch o....how much u take buy am?? Me: #1200....
Big boy!...bros u get money o, nah una dey chop our money! Me: Huh?? [ dude, stop talkin to me already ]. The signals never came back....we had to settle for man u's game whilst this guy kept on pesterin my life...
....
The whole sport viewing centre experience is fun sha! I mean u get to meet the good, the bad & the ugly. But the stench on the breath of some of these guyz tho....some guy sitting beside u jumps up in excitement, screamin Goalllllll...& u begin to wonder if dude has ever brushed his teeth..

Rikidony:
THATS THE FUN OF THE GAME DUDE I NORMALLY VISIT A VIEWING CENTRE NOT JUST FOR THE GAMES BUT FOR THE COMIC RELIEF AM GONNA GET. FOOTBALL IS FUN

I agree with you 100%

hermesprogidy:
leave that mouse alone, he's suffering from exceptionally low self esteem. Please ask him what a jobful person like him has contributed to his local community, muchless humanity.

I was suprised by the post..gone are the days when footballers were generally classified as irresponsible.
Truth is most footballers from the ghetto/hood give back one way or the other to their society..

....how come?...everyone forgot about the superfan who wears his favourite club's jersey to the centre...and after like 30 minutes into the match....he's only wearing a singlet....you'd be like...where did the jersey go to?....check the score-line and see why he has 'pocketed' his jersey...