Last year, a Twitter account (@GSElevator) published a popular article titled “Unofficial Goldman Sachs guide to being a man.”

Since then we’ve been itching to provide you with a Nigerian version. Here is the Nigerian version of Goldman Sachs guide to being a man. We hope you enjoy it.
1. No one care if you graduated with a second class upper. The world is only interested in what you can deliver
2.Always carry cash.. A lot of extra cash.
3. Get a suit. It does not matter if you look good dressing like Phyno or Wizkid
4. Your father's money is not your money
5. Never stare at another man's junk in the bathroom
6. If she exposes her body. It's ok to look.. don't stare.
7. It is always cheaper to bribe a policeman and make sure you let's him know it's a privilege. Not his right
8. People will notice you if you use fake perfume..
9 Never fake an accent. Trust us
10. Whenever you are unsure of what to wear,  just remember “You can be underdressed, but you can never be overdressed”
11. Buy a newspaper once in a while
12. Do not argue with the cashier, always ask for the Manager.
13.Get a signature scent.
14. If you live in Borno, Adamawa or Yobe, then you have a death wish.
15. When people don’t invite you to a party, you really shouldn’t go. And sometimes even when you are invited, you shouldn’t go.
16. If you want a girlfriend, the internet is the last place to look.
17. People are tired of you being the funny, drunk guy. 18. When in doubt, always kiss the girl.
19. Life is too short to cry over spilt milk.
20. You are not allowed to date a co-worker. You do not shit where you eat.
21.Life is short for you to argue about religion, sport or politics; you have nothing to gain, except enemies. 22.Make sure you savings can last up to three months if you lose your job.
23. Do 50 push-ups, sit-ups, and dips before you shower each morning.
24. Act like you’ve been there before.  It doesn’t matter if it’s Aso Rock or on a private plane.
25.Do not hang out with criminals; the Nigeria police will not know the difference.
26.Get your own damn clipper.
27.Never be friends with the girl you have feelings for. Except you love pain, in which case, you should see a therapist.
28. Learn how to play a musical instrument.
29. If you do not have time to read a book, at least read an article online.
30.Selfies are for narcissist. Aspire to experience photo-worthy moments in the company of friends.
31.You should be able to beat up three men who are your size.
32.Always wear a deodorant, it doesn’t matter if you need one or not.
33.Learn how to change a baby’s diaper.
34.There’s always another level. Just be content knowing that you are still better off than most who have ever lived.
35.It’s better to watch a paint dry than do watch a Nollywood movie.
36. Changing any lady’s mind should be a cake walk. 37.Don’t split a check.
38. Whenever you are in doubt, ask Google.
39. Pretty women who are unaccompanied want you to talk to them.
40.Do not break your words for anything, anything.
41.You should knot your own tie.
42.Be spontaneous.
43.You have to be a man, before you can become a gentleman.
44. Do not let anybody insult your mother and get away with it. Including a soldier.
45. Never take financial advice from anybody, except its Dangote, Bill Gates or Carlos Slim.
46. You are allowed to forget your phone at home; you are not allowed to forget your clean white handkerchief. 47.Buy a tuxedo before you are thirty. Stay that size. 48.Just because its free beer, it doesn’t mean you should drink a crate.
49.One girlfriend at a time is probably enough.
50. It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”
51. You are too old for 2go
52. Just because you have a better phone (car) does not make you a better person.
53. Yes, of course you have to buy her dinner.
54. Staying angry is a waste of energy.
55.If she is rude to the waiter and nice to you. She is a rude person.
56. Always bring a bottle of something to the party. 57.Avoid that “last” whiskey. You’ve probably had enough.
58.When you are invited to go somewhere or try something new, say yes as often as you can, you never know what you might miss out on.
59. Buy drinks for your friends every once in a while.
60. Do not beg for sex.
61. Just because you want beef, that does not mean you should call a cow your brother. -
62. Never take an ex back. She tried to do better and is settling with you.
63. Having at an expensive restaurant will not make you poor.
64.Read more. It allows you to borrow someone else’s brain, and will make you more interesting during social gatherings.
65. Learn to see the good in everything. Except Boko Haram, Boko Haram are bad people.
66.If you are in a relationship for sex alone, the a hooker would be a cheaper option. -
67. One cannot always be a hero, but one can always be a man. - See more at: http://giftedgreen.com/2014/blog/2014/03/03/unofficial-guide-on-how-to-be-a-man-nigerian-version/#sthash.0IhoUoH6.dpuf.

some funny,some weird,but in general u made some valid points.

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good points but why make me click that link for just 2 extra points

I take number 44 seriously I take number 44 seriously

Some points I agre with

loving this. nice one@ op

That's my new commandment