1. You wake up in the middle of the night, staggered to get ur charger to charge ur flat-batteried phone, only for u to wake up in the mawin to discover that the phone didn't even charged at all..arrgghhh

2. After much persuasion, she finally agree to go on a date with u. You were there patiently waiting for her, and she finally shows up with ekaette, Cynthia and chinyere. And you be like chai
. My money iyaff suffer .

3. After having a good meal at the hotel restaurant with that new chick, u asked for ur bill and it was given. only for u to discover that ur purse which contains ur cash and ATM is no-where to be found. The broke a$$ chick and her friends couldnt even help u out because they are also short on cash. OYO..


4. Having that great sex with that girl u Neva plan to marry, u shot-in that hot cumshot, thinking u r safe with the condom, only for u to remove the condom and find ur cumshots missing.. And u be like Jeez.. who stole my cum.

5. 3 weeks later, she called u. ::bae, I v nt seen my period oo.. And u go be like :: so, wetin be my own there, abi dem tell u say na me steal am... But for ur mind, u be like chai... See Gobe

6. Your father called ur phone, tchidi, I dreamt u impregnated someone. Hmmm, u knw say I don tell u, if u don give person belle, ur skool don finish be that oo.. And u be like:: dis man na wintch ooo

Guys... Which one is more annoying..

...bro,to be honest....we find this sagatolick tread more annnoyn...

...bro...wot as charging phone battery gots to do wit romance wit dak skin females? (no oofense)

MrCork:
...bro,to be honest....we find this sagatolick tread more annnoyn...

...bro...wot as charging phone battery gots to do wit romance wit dak skin females? (no oofense)

First to comment on d thread is Mrcork...
Bad market for the o.p..

number 4 really funny....

No 1 pains me to the moon and back

ERCROSS:
1. You wake up in the middle of the night, staggered to get ur charger to charge ur flat-batteried phone, only for u to wake up in the mawin to discover that the phone didn't even charged at all..arrgghhh

2.After much persuasion, she finally agree to go on a date with u. You were there patiently waiting for her, and she finally shows up with ekaette, Cynthia and chinyere. And you be like chai
. My money iyaff suffer .

3. After having a good meal at the hotel restaurant with that new chick, u asked for ur bill and it was given. only for u to discover that ur purse which contains ur cash and ATM is no-where to be found. The broke a$$ chick and her friends couldnt even help u out because they are also short on cash. OYO..


4. Having that great sex with that girl u Neva plan to marry, u shot-in that hot cumshot, thinking u r safe with the condom, only for u to remove the condom and find ur cumshots missing.. And u be like Jeez.. who stole my cum.

5. 3 weeks later, she called u. ::bae, I v nt seen my period oo.. And u go be like :: so, wetin be my own there, abi dem tell u sat na me steal am.

6. Your father called ur phone, tchidi, I dreamt u impregnated someone. Hmmm, u knw say I don tell u, if u don give person belle, ur skool don finish be that oo.. And u be like:: dis man na wintch ooo

Guys... Which one is more annoying..

Cool story, bro.

Taking a girl out and after the shopping,shawarma eating,juice and gulder drinking,icecream and pop corn eating,movie and beach strolling,you finally get home to do the do and she says,'sorry,I'm on my period'.


After an outing with a girl,you want to take her to your house and she says,'it wasn't part of the plan'.

That moment when your girl insists that hugging,kissing and e t c should wait till wedding night and while you are both taking a walk,she sights a guy,runs to him,hugs,kiss's and even 'touched' him.

Odilafta:
Taking a girl out and after the shopping,shawarma eating,juice and gulder drinking,icecream and pop corn eating,movie and beach strolling,you finally get home to do the do and she says,'sorry,I'm on my period'.


After an outing with a girl,you want to take her to your house and she says,'it wasn't part of the plan'.

That moment when your girl insists that hugging,kissing and e t c should wait till wedding night and while you are both taking a walk,she sights a guy,runs to him,hugs,kiss's and even 'touched' him.

Mehn...
Lolz...
Dat number one is so vexatious...
Shiii..

valmunich:
No 1 pains me to the moon and back

Like seriously ooo..