I'll try as much as possible to make this brief and speak the best english i can remember

1: While in your room, she tells you to close the curtain that she prefers the room to be in dark condition and you close the curtain looking confused, then my brother you are a bonafide dumb Jambite at Secondary school Sat level.....

2: When she tell you she's feeling heat inside cold room and some dumb guys go still zoom off at Usain bolt pace to get her handfan....

3: When yuu are both watching a movie and she tells you its not interesting and you ask if yuu shud put anoda film and she says something close to 'dont u have a romantic movie',,,better no dull o

4: if u summon the courage to start something and she says 'what do u think yuu are doing' better dont stop oo..na ginger go on

5:even if ur a good comedian and she always laughs at ur jokes then all of a sudden she gets a lil serious and stops laughing at you only staring at u, moving uneasily or licking her lips..better start the move o

5: if she keeps remindin u every minute that she'll soon be going and u dont get the message, mehn u don Bleep up

i am a girl and i have taught u nairaland guys our secrets, so make una better start oo..our toto ready for una prick


#BITG

lolzzzzzzz,,, ,naija galz de use style to tell dat de r in de mood.xo funi,,,,,

Hahahaha u sinner! on a Sunday like this. u don't even have a holy day in ur sinner life. Hahahahaha