~smurf:

TKB hun,
I know for sure u good baby,

she calls for me. . .

the one i desire. . . . .says my name

~smurf:

Haha, its only right I come in to show some respect,

Don, how are u, sorry I've been away for a while been busy wiff finals, and I stay copping them Good Grades like they are going outa style too, LOLZ

I thunk u were honeymooning with TKB. . . . . .So it was your finals that kept u away??
Since it's winter, ma Church mind thunk u and TKB have been doing some ferocious canoodling.
Make sure u cop em good grades. . . . .

surely i am the only real tkb. . . .

all the rest are counterfeit.



and i ain't been doing no canooodling lately

doyin13:

surely i am the only real tkb. . . .

all the rest are counterfeit.



and i ain't been doing no canooodling lately

Shut up, Doyin. . . . . . . .Who would let a geriatric Pompey fan touch a United chic??
Are u high on woolies??
Go and handle with your PHAT chics. . . . . .Leave this zone now or get castrated.

~Sauron~:

Shut up, Doyin. . . . . . . .Who would let a geriatric Pompey fan touch a United chic??
Are u high on woolies??
Go and handle with your PHAT chics. . . . . .Leave this zone now or get castrated.

You are mad. . . .agbero feeling funky

U no hear the name? Pompey

Emphasis on Pump

~Sauron~:

I thunk u were honeymooning with TKB. . . . . .So it was your finals that kept u away??
Since it's winter, ma Church mind thunk u and TKB have been doing some ferocious canoodling.
Make sure u cop em good grades. . . . .

Awww u gat me there, lol, truth be told its been a little of both, How else is a gurl supposed to keep things balanced,  

@ Doyin

Abeg Bobo yiiiii I no fit SHOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its One UNITED Y'All, LATERZ

mukina2:

wetin? na lie i lie?

i nor go answer you na only DK?

Yes, na lie you dey lie

Nor be only DK.  .  .plus Kit

doyin13:

Cristalz. . . .  .Bia

Make you watch yaself ooo

U dey look for my trouble  

By the way. . . . .I ready to wear thong

Look for your trouble how?  

Yeah,you can wear the thong to church on Sunday.  .  .the Lord doesn't judge appearances

@smurf

Hey girl,howzit going? I'm good,thanks. Happy Hols to you too, and all the best in your finals (you always give kisses,thot to give you some this time )

~smurf:

Awww u gat me there, lol, truth be told its been a little of both, How else is a gurl supposed to keep things balanced,  

Hmmmmmmmm. . . . . . . . No wonder TKB 417 sounds invigorated this week.
The lad has been getting SOME.

doyin13:

You are mad. . . .agbero feeling funky

Bloody pillock. . . . . . .What happened to "omi tutu"??

U no hear the name? Pompey

Emphasis on Pump

Are you aiiight?? The only TKB i know on NL is TKB417.
Your TKB is fake(2nd hand FAKE!!!)

I give up. . . .

rejection rejection everywhere  

_{**heads to church}

doyin13:

I give up. . . .

rejection rejection everywhere  

_{**heads to church}

God wears AIG

see blasphemy

when did God become associated with a company
on the threshold of bankruptcy



why am i not surprised. . .bloody red devils

surely i am the only real tkb. . . .

all the rest are counterfeit.

huh

SmurTKB

smurf is causing so much wahala!!! NL and drama; I'm loving it
don't really give a hoot 'bout yall haterz, because its TKB, for moi,

this is really hot
Even the siggy is a sign of no trespassing.More like a romantic scarecrow
I hope we get invited to come cling glasses too
Berra show Mukinerator and Nazikanu how its done the UTD way

Le Sau et Cris,
You guys got to be the sponsors come hosts for the union
What y'all thunk?

Me na siddon dey look i dey. . . . . 

Emperoh
how u dey na? whats happening tmr?
b4 i responded this morning u already signed out.

i hope gary is not playing tmr, i really hope cos theyve got bentley and lennon.
what do u think?

Smurtkb

Erm
Gary play The output associated with that name doesn't feel United
So its more asking a Gaynner!! An infidel!! an an an. . . . . outdated wing back to come play for us?
Chei!! make Aaron Lenon catch am.
Rafael till Brown returns to claim his rightful position.
There is someone else i don't wanna see but the set up means he will play
G I G G S!!!! Tevez, CR7 who else complete the sentence and get back to me. . . . . . .

How was the day, i hope say them no kill for office today TKBURF will die ooh!!

Emperoh:

Smurtkb

LOL, More like Empcriz.

Gary should not be taken to WHL tmrw. He should take care of his kids while the others do the job. Wetin Lennon and Bentley go do am go pass wetin Nasri take im eye see.

Anytime Giggs or gary plays, i assume we are playing with a man down, and when they are both on the pitch, thats 9 against 13. Those men are spent forces.

I hope we get invited to come cling glasses too
Berra show Mukinerator and Nazikanu how its done the UTD way

Hemp,
Siddon there make trouser dey wear you.

Moi and Muki don gooo far,
Right now everyone in Gambia is screaming ma name They want to put Dayokanu on their national anthem cos he enchanted the national diva

dayokanu:

Moi and Muki don gooo far,
Right now everyone in Gambia is screaming ma name They want to put Dayokanu on their national anthem because he enchanted the national diva

We re

dayokanu:

Hemp,
Siddon there make trouser dey wear you.

Moi and Muki don gooo far,
Right now everyone in Gambia is screaming ma name They want to put Dayokanu on their national anthem because he enchanted the national diva

well what does one expect. . . . . . .

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is KING. . . .so the saying goes

ND
Empcriz. . . . . well what do i say. . . .

Nah its died a natural death
Criz denied me in the public if Igwe mmadu. . . . she broke my heart
and made me cry for l. .e

Emperoh:

Criz denied me in the public if Igwe mmadu. . . . she broke my heart
and made me cry for l. .e

Don't worry bruv. He who luvs and stays away lives to luv another day.

Nah its died a natural death
Criz denied me in the public if Igwe mmadu. . . . she broke my heart  
and made me cry for l. .e

Thats what Muki would never do. You know say naija gurls tear eye well. AFter all the money you spent on criz?

Now me and Muki ride in the presidential Limousine all over Banjul and snuggle together at the Corinthia Atlantic Hotel.

dayokanu:


Now me and Muki ride in the presidential Limousine all over Banjul and snuggle together at the Corinthia Atlantic Hotel.

Daydream? Nightdream?

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride

Ask Mukinatu where we dey go Boobaraba, Dont ask me what that means

dayokanu:

Thats what Muki would never do.  You know say naija gurls tear eye well. AFter all the money you spent on criz?

Now me and Muki ride in the presidential Limousine all over Banjul and snuggle together at the Corinthia Atlantic Hotel.

you don't say!!!!!!!

but thats what am saying. . . . .  you look for cheap meat because you are cheap
but when you conquer Naija babe, be sure you can date Nia Long

I hope Mukinanthrax wakes you from that alcohol induced hallucination

i pity you. . . .

Bobaraba is the shiznit. . . . . .

Bobaraba bobaraba bobaraba

mutile mutile mutile mutile

Dayo don't let them chop off your two hands, u berra be careful.
Muki is the next ALHAJA.

Emp
Why did Critz deny you? is the blade not sharp or the barber is an apprentice?.

TBK
Enjoy while it last, we need a united star from you two.

Footie
Is barba going to play morrow? I know spurs fans will give him all the stick in this world tomorrow, lets hope that will motivate him to add more to what he has got already.

Ma prediction 3-1 united.

i don die today o lol

Dayo u nor go kill me



Criz
shatap dia

Hemmperoh
na who be mukinanthrax?
thunder faya ur keyboaard
na why criz dey deny you

Presido

i dunno who i want to win tomorrow sef . .i hate spuds . .i hate scummies

i want both to lose

please fight, so we can see lots of reds, two dirty teams playing

presido1:

Emp
Why did Critz deny you? is the blade not sharp or the barber is an apprentice?.


Footie
Is barba going to play morrow? I know spurs fans will give him all the stick in this world tomorrow, lets hope that will motivate him to add more to what he has got already.

Ma prediction 3-1 united.

Presido? O na aguba adighi nko, k'o na okpu isi amaghi akpu

Thats what you asked right? i just translated it to igbo

Well the blade is sharp, the barber is among the best. . . . but the owner of the head has refused to be barbed
You know what i mean

Whats good today??
The attack is completely depleted and i am just looking what antics Fergie will play up while selecting his team today
We need width as much as lenght.
Spurs will park their midfield. They normally allow teams t play but i suspect the techniques will change once it gets t United
HR has always gotten under our skin right from Pompey. But i believe we will triumph even if na 1/2 - 0

Mukinanthrax
Mind ya self ooh
Who told you that was why Criz backed out?
You Olofofo is getting too much. . . i will ask Seun to increase ya duties

Thats what Muki would never do. You know say naija gurls tear eye well. AFter all the money you spent on criz?

Now me and Muki ride in the presidential Limousine all over Banjul and snuggle together at the Corinthia Atlantic Hotel.

Praise God!!! Finally you got her

Watch ur back in Banjui o or else u'll be kidnapped!!

Mancs in Nigeria
Pls, is anything wrong with DSTV? They are blank!!!
I hope they are not the one showing our game o and the El Classico
na to ask for refund straight

tkb417:


[b]please, is anything wrong with DSTV? They are blank!!!
I hope they are not the one showing our game o and the El Classico
na to ask for refund straigh[/b]t

thats why its good to have plenty options try show sports, they ALWAYS show prem matches . . [s].if you are smart position your dish correct u fit catch setanta thru mbs[/s]

thats why its good to have plenty options try show sports, they ALWAYS show prem matches . . .if you are smart position your dish correct u fit catch setanta through mbs

I have DSTV n Hitv
whats show sports? we dont have that here o. Setanta ke? how do u get that here?
im not an engineer i dont know how to cheat to receive signals o

What if i get caught?