Ways To Market Yourself Into Marriage For Girls Only
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Hey baby, are you in your late 30s approaching menopause and tired of being single? Then this write up is for you. As soon as you finish reading this and try it out, your wedding will be this saturday.

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Girls Only
Hey baby, are you in your late 30s approaching
menopause and tired of being single? Then this
write up is for you. As soon as you finish reading
this and try it out, your wedding will be this
saturday. After reading this, this is what you will
do to get out of that singlehood as soon as
possible cause the world is about to end. What
you shall do to get off that singlehood, one, go
out to a party, any party. When you see a very
pleasant guy at the party. Just walk up to him,
don't be afraid, he doesn't bite, he's a human
being like you and he has feelings like you too.
Walk up to him and say; I am very rich. Marry me!
This is Direct Marketing of yourself from the
singles market. If that doesn't work for you, try
two, go to a party with a whole lot of friends. You
will see a very pleasant guy there and one of your
friends will walk up to him and points at you
telling him that you are very rich. He should marry
you! This is Advertisement. And if you are still
single after this, try three, go to another party,
you will see a very pleasant guy. He will walk up to
you and say; You are very rich! Can I marry you?
This is Brand Recognition. It's up to you to say yes,
or no. Hmm, something tells me a guy is reading
this and he is single and ready for marriage. If you
are that guy, go to a party, not just any party but
party with girls as their special guest of honour,
you will see a very pleasant girl at that party. Walk
up to her and say; I am very rich. Marry me! She
will give you a dirty slap on your face. This is
Customer Feedback. Manage it, it's your reward
for rejecting and not selecting one out of all the
girls that had been stalking you when you were in
your prime. Back to you my dear girl wanting to
get off the singlehood, where did I stop? Okay,
five, incase four didn't work for you, go to
another party, you will see a very pleasant guy at
the party. Walk up to him and say; I am very rich.
Marry me! He will introduce you to his wife. This is
Demand and Supply Gap. Don't faint, he will
introduce you to his friend who is single and
searching. And that will be your lucky day! Okay,
let me end this. This last paragraph is for you
divorcee, a girl, I see you reading this. So you have
been divorce and want to give love another try,
okay, go to a party, you will see a very pleasant
guy at that party. Walk up to him but before you
will say; I am rich, Marry me!, your husband will
show up. This is Restriction for Entering New
Markets. Don't panic, your husband will be there
begging to have you back. It's up to you to give
him another chance and get back into that
marriage cause someone reading this is dying to
be in your shoes.

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