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Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by janengozi(f): 1:56pm On Nov 11, 2014

I got married few months back and up till today I never have affair with my husband.he said it is biblical sin that anything lovemaking should be after church wedding. honesty am getting tired of it.please advise me.

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by pasqal09: 1:59pm On Nov 11, 2014

So what's keeping him from the church wedding?

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 2:09pm On Nov 11, 2014

Please whenever he is at home with you, walk around naked.
No clothes or dress to kill angry

If after one week no show or you don't notice anything rising inbetween his legs babe run for ya life.
He might be without a prick or too small for an average Nigerian girl.

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Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 2:11pm On Nov 11, 2014

janengozi:
I got married few months back . . . ..he said that anything lovemaking should be after church wedding. honesty am getting tired of it.please advise me.

. . . . . . . . Dont you think this statement is contradictory ma'm?! You got married, he is still sayin u should wait till after church wedding

You got engaged or married. I am kinda confuse here!!!

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 2:13pm On Nov 11, 2014

modelmike7:
. . . . . . . . Dont you think this statement is contradictory ma'm?! You got married, he is still sayin u should wait till after church wedding You got engaged or married. I am kinda confuse here!!!

May be traditional marriage is wht she's referring to...

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by pasqal09: 2:29pm On Nov 11, 2014

3cycle:
Please whenever he is at home with you, walk around naked.
No clothes or dress to kill
If after one week no show or you don't notice anything rising inbetween his legs babe run for ya life.
He might be without a prick or too small for an average Nigerian girl.

Hillarious!

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by janengozi(f): 2:31pm On Nov 11, 2014

I have forcefully checked his prick and it is ok and rising

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 2:43pm On Nov 11, 2014

Then wait now.
If after d church wedding,he did not do anytyn,den u av a prob.
For now,u are safe.

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by janengozi(f): 2:47pm On Nov 11, 2014

thanks to all of you

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Afrok(m): 2:58pm On Nov 11, 2014

Team test run will soon be here, I'll be at the back to observe proceedings.
Well Op he said until after church wedding, I'll say U shouldn't kill urself before that day (control the urge) so that U can witness the banging he'll give u or another excuse undecided

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by askralph(m): 3:02pm On Nov 11, 2014

Either you just wait it out or you let him know how you feel. If the church wedding is close then it is fine. But at least you shoulda known the kind of man you are getting married to. anyway best of luck

www.askralph..com

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 3:16pm On Nov 11, 2014

janengozi:
I have forcefully checked his prick and it is ok and rising

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 3:20pm On Nov 11, 2014

cutemii:

Lol, the above statement, which I am tempted to quote but will not, is darn hilarious. grin

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 3:22pm On Nov 11, 2014

Three7Ty9:

Lol, the above statement, which I am tempted to quote but will not, is darn hilarious.

Very very hilarious my bro...I wanted to bold the 'forcefully' but unfortunately can't wid my okpo nokia...lol

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 3:25pm On Nov 11, 2014

cutemii:

Very very hilarious my bro...I wanted to bold the 'forcefully' but unfortunately can't wid my okpo nokia...lol

Lmao! Errrrrrrm, and whats up with the bro part? shocked

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 3:34pm On Nov 11, 2014

Three7Ty9:

Lmao! Errrrrrrm, and whats up with the bro part?

Hmmm...tomorrow you guys will label girls 'king of forming'

What's bad in addressing u as my bro?

Sorry then...my bad! Won't repeat such again

Imagine smiley u added...I give up!

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 4:31pm On Nov 11, 2014

cutemii:

Hmmm...tomorrow you guys will label girls 'king of forming'

What's bad in addressing u as my bro?

Sorry then...my bad! Won't repeat such again

Imagine smiley u added...I give up!

Lol. Ok, that wasn't what I meant. I meant, you already familyzoned me just from saying hi. No offense seriously. grin

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 4:40pm On Nov 11, 2014

Three7Ty9:

Lol. Ok, that wasn't what I meant. I meant, you already familyzoned me just from saying hi. No offense seriously.

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 4:49pm On Nov 11, 2014

cutemii:

I'm sorry, seriously embarassed

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by destante(f): 4:58pm On Nov 11, 2014

if church wedding is around the corner, wait na.

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by adepiero: 5:05pm On Nov 11, 2014

Do you know his health status! he might have a STD and he might be scared of transmitting it to you or you finding out.

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 5:05pm On Nov 11, 2014

janengozi:
I got married few months back and up till today I never have affair with my husband.he said it is biblical sin that anything lovemaking should be after church wedding. honesty am getting tired of it.please advise me.

If u are the freaky type and he's not there could be problems when u eventually tie that knot.Freaky i mean u got high libido than him that is ur sex drive don't match..He might just be testing u also to see how long u could wait for him should in case situation warrants u in future..any how I'll advise u to put on the garment of patience..after all you are getting married soon so why don't u be strong & cultivate the habit of self control & learn something new,be more spiritually inclined,take up a new hobby,just engage in something positive and less worldly to avoid being frustrated

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 5:22pm On Nov 11, 2014

janengozi:
I have forcefully checked his prick and it is ok and rising

Any time it rises again (like the sun) ra/pe him and apologize later, he will understand.

wink

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 5:46pm On Nov 11, 2014

Three7Ty9:

I'm sorry, seriously

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 5:53pm On Nov 11, 2014

cutemii:

Seriously? undecided

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 6:00pm On Nov 11, 2014

destante:
if church wedding is around the corner, wait na.

Destante!

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by 100Cents: 6:03pm On Nov 11, 2014

pasqal09:
So what's keeping him from the church wedding?

MONEY.

likely...

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by 100Cents: 6:05pm On Nov 11, 2014

janengozi:
I have forcefully checked his prick and it is ok and rising

Please don't ra.p.e him..

Did you say by force ?

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by destante(f): 6:05pm On Nov 11, 2014

Three7Ty9:

Destante!

hiya!

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 6:07pm On Nov 11, 2014

Three7Ty9:

Seriously?

YES

Stop derailing someone's thread

Create urs and tender the apology maybe I'll accept then sad

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 6:08pm On Nov 11, 2014

destante:
hiya!

Lol, is that the japanese way of saying hi?

Re: Please Advise Me , I Want To Backout by Nobody: 6:09pm On Nov 11, 2014

100Cents:

Please don't ra.p.e him..

Did you say by force ?

Don't r!ape him ke ? So what should she do? Start fasting and prayer to quench the fire?

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