englishmart:
Pls. Everyone! I implore y'all to come out in mass and let's vote NAIJABOIY today by 10am-6pm.

Just click on this link by that time and vote NAIJABOIY. Thanks.

https://www.nairaland.com/1995552/mr-nairaland-december-2014-edition#27995128

englishmart:
[b] I went for a church programme yesterday without my bible. On my way from the programme, a police car was packed in front of me.
I laughed, "so na me these people wan use shine?
Them nova born una well.

I was about to walk pass the car with boldness when the door of the car got opened...
Lo and behold, two beautiful Nigerian ladies, both dress in suites came out of the car and grabbed me by my arms!

"choi! If I land una confirm slap eh, una go leave me." (I said to myself)
They showed me their identity cards, and a pair of handcuffs then asked me to enter the car!

I replied "babes so you think you can intimidate me? Where is my arrest warr... I was about to complete the warrant when I found myself in the car. Who pushed me, I don't know.

Then they drove off.. By then, it was 8:30pm.
They drove me from kado to life-camp, then to karmo, wuse and gwagwa. They almost took me round the whole Abuja until it was 12am before they took me to their station and accused me of staying outside late!

Which kind joke be this one na?
I had to call my uncle who's a commissioner of police. Before I was released this morning... [/b]

englishmart:


so NAIJABOIY is your candidate?
Wow! He's my candidate too.. We are on the same page then! Sorry for all the insults.
Good morning sir

englishmart:
lol. Na small pikin dey worry you! Be a good boy eh?
Good morning too

englishmart:
how are you doing?

englishmart:
I'm fine. Off to work. See you later

Cholls:
my brother i swear na God catch u cuz why u go comot church go dey fine ashawo on that road wey police dey tax them pros.t

cokacoola:
Na the igbo wey the op take 4 dream dy do am all this

gsainttrinity:


hahahahahahahaha. . . Like the type wey u dey take sometimes. Mr cokacoola

Una no go kill me.

Ipledge:
I don't know say this guy too get kolo for head
Ikunle oo

englishmart:
guy how far na. Abeg make u join us to vote NAIJABOIY today.
10am-6pm today. That's the link

https://www.nairaland.com/1995552/mr-nairaland-december-2014-edition#up

Ipledge:
Naijaboiy be ma nigga

That's how we roll

Missmossy:
Hahahahaha...this is so damn amusing.

chibwike:
Mossy its today oh...am counting on you....the link is below...thanks alot

www.nairaland.com/1995552/mr-nairaland-december-2014-edition#27995128

englishmart:
Eeeeeeeeediot!!! laugh WA kill me die! You can't even speak good english and you dey say you are based in the USA... Hahaah.

FLYGERIAN91:
mumu..... Cant you see on your keypad that the "S" and "" buttons are very close? You correct yourself..... You should say "laugh WAN kill me" not "laugh WA kill me".... Mumu yaba left escapee......

Liamm:
Englishmart, who unlocked you from your room?




In yabaleft