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Education / Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by 1b8m: 10:42am On Mar 23
A school I am applying to in the US has asked for my unofficial transcript. Do I send my bachelor's degree and masters degree grades as one transcript or should them differently?
Education / Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by 1b8m: 11:32am On Feb 10
I emailed a professor in a reputable university in the US about my intentions to pursue a PhD under his supervision. I am of chemical engineering background. This was his reply:

"Dear Promise,

I strongly encourage you to apply to our chemistry department PhD program.

Good luck and best wishes,

*****"


What does it mean
Romance / Re: When Did You Decide Your Relationship Was Over? by 1b8m: 8:02am On Dec 31, 2023
When She said in quote:

"I can never walk on eggshells for you"

I just knew we weren't going to work. I believe in loving your partner with fear and trepidation. The fear of losing them. I never would marry a lady I was dispensable to.

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Family / Re: Share Your Worst Or Funny Experience With Sleep Talkers Or Sleep Walkers. by 1b8m: 7:13am On Dec 14, 2023
Not exactly sleepwalking

When I was about 10yrs or so. I woke up to Jim reeves' track playing on the stereo, that was after I had slept early at about 6pm that evening. Normally my dad would play Jim reeves album very early in the morning so much we often woke to it. So I woke up, bathed my siblings and wore them their school uniforms while I went to get ready for school. Having dressed for school, I joined my siblings in the parlor waiting for my mum to give us breakfast and drop us off at school. After waiting for almost 1hr I went and tapped on my parent's door only for them to come out, realized what happened and burst into laughter. It was then I realized the time was just few minutes to midnight. I was so embarrassed.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Arsenal (3 - 4) On 5th December 2023 by 1b8m: 11:25pm On Dec 05, 2023
North London forever
Whatever the weather, these streets are our own
And my heart will leave you, never
My blood will forever, run through the stone!

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Career / Re: Congratulations! You Have Been Selected For The FGN-ALAT Digital Skillnovation P by 1b8m: 10:50pm On Nov 12, 2023
Please add 07030626891
Career / Re: COREN Registration Thread by 1b8m: 7:56am On Sep 28, 2023
hakeem4:
when you’re successful with your NSE application, you’d use your certificate and nse number to register on corens website. As far as you have your nse number and certificate
how do I access this certificate? From my branch or from NSE headquarters? Do I have to make any other payments for it?
Career / Re: COREN Registration Thread by 1b8m: 10:18pm On Sep 27, 2023
hakeem4:
are you going through NSE route?
yes
Career / Re: COREN Registration Thread by 1b8m: 2:43pm On Sep 26, 2023
I have paid up to NSE elective fee but I haven't paid for branch induction. Will it affect my COREN registration
Sports / Re: The players keep me going, I would have walked away long ago - Waldrum Hits NFF by 1b8m: 10:04am On Jul 07, 2023
gbaskiboy:
Why is it that yorubas can't talk without using abusive words. Reason I stopped watching Yoruba movies, just a normal conversations it will turn to abusive words kiss kiss
their ancestor oduduwa smashed his head on korota (tarred road) while landing on earth. So ordinarily, every Yoruba person is mental by default.
Health / Re: Have Just Been Diagnosed With Herpes by 1b8m: 1:39pm On Jun 20, 2023
You just took the words out of my mouth.


Herpes infection is not terminal disease. Infact it's one of the most widespread virus in Nigeria. The blisters on the lips people call malaria is indeed herpes.

Once contracted, it cannot be cured. However good dieting and personal hygiene can keep it suppressed all the time.
captainking:
all the persons that commented above me except 2 are lacking in sense.

Herpes is the least of sicknessess to worry about self...you can have breakouts once or twice a year dependds on your immune system. As long as you take prescribed drugs, it will reduce the breakouts.

Most person here have herpes but dont even know it...you see that wound in the mouth people call fever, its called herpes...or in developed world, cold sores. Even kids have this as well..and it normally comes on during cold or when ones immune system is down.
Acciclovir or any of the clovir drugs and cream should help to heal in 2 weeks tops...see A DOC for treatment.

Meanwhile, dont allow people kiss your kids...they could get it from kissess....HSV1 is the oral herpes or cold sores that happens in the mouth region while HSV 2 is genital herpes that happens below and any of them could lead to the other one..

stay safe....build your immune system, take recommended drugs for the period given and you will be fine
Politics / Re: TINUBU Vs PETER OBI: 9th June 2023 Live Court Updates! by 1b8m: 5:16pm On Jun 09, 2023
garfield1:


If lp actually violated this,their petition is dead even if the court allows the witnesses to testify
oshey! Lord Denning grin

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Family / Re: Between Your Mom And Dad, Who Gave You The Real Beating Of Your Life? by 1b8m: 1:43pm On May 06, 2023
CoolestPed22:


This is my dad routine 😂😂😂
2am, with a big bible and cane on the table 😂. Pop-man will ask you to read punishment for disobedient and then proceed.
No Jupiter is coming to rescue you 😂😂.
End of sleep for the night.
oh my Gad! grin grin grin grin

I didn't want to include the bible part thinking nobody will relate. After the first strokes that teleports you back to reality from Dreamworld, she starts with Ephesians chapter 6, then she recounts all the love she's shown you and how you've only paid back with stubbornness. Then she ends proverb with proverb 29vs15 and then the business of the night begins with pickpin of course until your body goes numb.

I hated her then, but I'm a better person today because of her

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Family / Re: Between Your Mom And Dad, Who Gave You The Real Beating Of Your Life? by 1b8m: 5:24pm On May 05, 2023
Have you ever been woken by 2am (when sleep is sweetest) with quick strokes of koboko on your back.



Only mums are capable of such evils grin

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Politics / Primary School In Lai Mohamed's Village by 1b8m: 4:11pm On May 02, 2023
Peter Obi to Lai Mohammed;

"Your trip to washinton DC was a total waste of taxpayers money and the height of rascality in governance. You went there to accuse me of commiting treasonable offense and I am in Onitsha, and you went to announce it in Washington DC. This is the waste in governance we have been talking about and people don’t want to understand".

"The millions of dollars Buhari regime wasted on you and your team to go to Washington DC to go and be accusing me of Treason would had been used to renovate schools in Lai Mohammed's village in Kwara state".

Now we present to you pictures of dilapidated classrooms in Lai Mohammed's village where children are using stones as desks while squatting on the floor.

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Politics / Re: Leaked Intelligence Files Give Insights Into U.S. Tracking Of Nigeria’s Election by 1b8m: 9:08am On Apr 11, 2023
What APC nimwits don't know is that the US allows you see what they want you to see, not necessarily that anything leaked.

I'm most certain that this is very intentional by the US, to let tinubu know that they have enough of his electoral escapades in their possession.

I can't even wait for the tribunal to start. The coming days will be super interesting

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Politics / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's Epistle Of Garbage By Femi Fani-kayode by 1b8m: 3:22pm On Apr 08, 2023
Ever-hungry FFK has spoken. grin cheesy

Can someone kindly remind this scum that even with his father's wealth and influence and 10 added lifetimes, he can never smell the level chimamanda got to!
Politics / Re: Five-star Retirement: Matawalle, Wike, Okowa, Umahi, Ganduje To Get Mansions by 1b8m: 9:00am On Apr 08, 2023
I tell people, Nigeria is not faced with the problem of ethnic and religious division, they are just tools politicians use to distract us from the dastardly act they are committing.

Have you ever wondered why the issue of ethnicity and religion only surfaces during election? If you know the answer to that, you will know who your real enemies are!
Education / Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by 1b8m: 5:09pm On Apr 06, 2023
How much is gre registration fee now? Do I need a valid passport to write the exam, my passport will soon expire.
Politics / Re: Mark Essien’s IREV Collation Was Used By Peter Obi’s Team Of Lawyers. by 1b8m: 9:34am On Mar 26, 2023
Thanksful:


So LP can't get their own IREV except it came from an outsider? undecided
very stupid question.




How do you know if mark essien wasn't working for lp.

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Religion / Re: 7 Things Many People Don't Know About Pornography by 1b8m: 10:57am On Mar 19, 2023
Jerewise332:

It's your mindset inwhich you engaged while studying or reading it.
orishirishi!
Religion / Re: 7 Things Many People Don't Know About Pornography by 1b8m: 8:54am On Mar 19, 2023
Even the bible contains soft porn. If songs of Solomon doesn't get you aroused then you're sexually dysfunctional

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Education / Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by 1b8m: 6:45am On Mar 13, 2023
Hi guys. whats the best most precise way to answer this question?

if points A and B are randomly placed on the circumference of a circle with radius 2, what is the probability that the length of the Chord AB is greater than 2?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sporting Club Vs Arsenal Europa League (2 - 2) On 9th March 2023 by 1b8m: 7:52pm On Mar 09, 2023
Which app can I use to stream
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (4 - 0) On 1st March 2023 by 1b8m: 12:42am On Mar 02, 2023
Mahmoud yakubu 90+2hr

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Politics / Presidential Election Rerun Looming by 1b8m: 12:21am On Mar 01, 2023
With this, a rerun is inadvertent. But only two may be in the rerun: Tinubu and other. Other will be known when all the votes are counted.

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Politics / Re: 25% In FCT Not A Requirement To Emerge President – Falana by 1b8m: 4:40pm On Feb 28, 2023
GeneralPula:


25% in at least 24 states, + FCT..
25% in at least 24 states, and FCT..


There is a diff between those 2 up. Interpret properly and you’ll have your answer..
what is the difference our dear lord denning? grin

Oga, what did you study, tautology? grin
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Akwa Ibom Wife Shows How To Vote In Igbo Language by 1b8m: 8:58am On Feb 24, 2023
Goodmarlian:
This ibibio woman speaks igbo better than me chaiiiii.... grin grin
Maka chukwu, I'm ashamed myself
Celebrities / Re: I Have Logged Out From Anything That Will Lead To Wedding - Actor Alexx Ekubo by 1b8m: 9:21am On Feb 20, 2023
When is he coming out of the cupboard? undecided
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Will Not Win Presidential Poll – Prophet Bempah by 1b8m: 5:07pm On Feb 14, 2023
What sort of ugly pastor is this? angry
Politics / Re: President Buhari Got "False Intelligence" From CBN - Ajuri Ngelale by 1b8m: 6:39am On Feb 05, 2023
Honjoshy4u:
This man when escape albinism should keep quiet. Defending APC will always make you look like a fool.
Vote wisely by not voting anything APC.
there's something about this guy's father. His father precious ngelale former minister of water resources was given some crazy amount of dollars by peter odili to build a hospital for him in south Africa. Dude built the hospital in his name and claimed it as his own. Na there I know say rich people dey scam rich people grin

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