girl you sound like u've been burned

:-x

meaning what?
mothers are caring while wives are insensitive ?

Mind games huh?

i get it. she wants her rice thrown like they throw rice on the couple at weddings.
get it?

i get it! he wanted the beers nefore her bitchin starts.

nice!

smart lil devil.

hah, good one!

is this a personal experience or a joke?

guys of these days can't be trusted. Ask him-

If he has another girlfriend that he forgot to mention

if he has a fiancee that happens to live in another city/ country

if he has kids (baby daddy syndrome)

if he thinks he's gay

if he knows he just wants to play around and the relationship is'nt really heading anywhere

if he wnats to have anopen relationship (without telling you first)

if he's family is hard to impress and sadistic.

if he truly cares about you or just wants to have fun

If any man slaps me, i'll hire those massive guys that work as bouncers in clubs to give him a taste of his own medicine.

after they slap him back for me, he'll learn to try talking through problems.

One man's Queen is another man's LovePeddler.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

And know that he will be held accountable on the judgement day for the person he could not forgive
and looked down on.

my butt (hole)- i'm sure y'all know what i mean) ur a mess if u dont expel the waste

my hands- its terrible if you can't scratch ur butt or pick ur nose

my mouth- a woman is'nt complete if she can't speak (gossip)

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

oh my Goddd!!!!!

its trying to eat the cat

What is that disgusting monkey doing to that poor cut Putty catt.

I hate monkeys, savage beast, assaulting the cat.

EVIL!!!!!!!

lol, Thtas really good

This shows you that there's someone for evry1.

They are in love so no one shold make fun of them.

And obviously she could not afford better shoes, but who cares cos it's probably the happiest day of her life.

And what counts is that they are beautiful in each others eyes and thats what matters.