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please you all should stop these Evans noise abeg

raphy:

somebody shud help this one...mbok

Eheeeeennn when Osaze Odenwingie begin do all this one? E nor dey play ball again?

abiolag:
What's d meaning of this nonsense sef.
Abeg who don elp me sight d moon

Chaii Bros you nor ask quick na, na now now I sight am for Mushin before I enter my toilet lock door ooooo

The dumbest response I've heard ever. Anyway I'm not surprised a dude searching for relevance with a Torchlight can go to any length

chimoney17:
Who's tinie tempah again?? Please which club is he playing for?

He's playing for Nairaland fc

There's no war here it's just the truth pushing itself out forcefully

sameesyd:
how can i edit a woman's hair without showing the cut or sharp edge on babies hair. i use cs2 and cs3. pls help

Please where can I download cs3 for free and how do I locate the quick selection tool Photoshop 7?

sameesyd:
how can i edit a woman's hair without showing the cut or sharp edge on babies hair. i use cs2 and cs3. pls help

Please where can I download cs3 and how do I locate the quick selection tool using Photoshop 7

dcafe:
What a load of BULL!!!

1.The surgeon asked him to come to india, though he was 4 weeks late.
2. Then they decided it was not worth going ahead with the operation.
3. His friend in AUSTRALIA has a private plane. So.....
4. He flies to India to pick up a patient who had 20% chance of survival and had no MONEY,
5. Flies back to AUSTRALIA Oh, patient dies. He now flies back to INDIA (Na Lagos to Ibadan?) with the corpse.
6. Corpse wakes up and had to wash FORMALIN off his body. ( No be inside body den they inject formalin?) Weh done sah !
Oh! Least I forget. Our Australian AJALA had to fly his private Jet back to .......yes! AUSTRALIA.

Do you understand English at all? Check yourself you need help.

KBlinks01:
Did u vanish from India to Agbor on same date. Please I cherish God a lot. But I do read again and again to get errors from some stuff.

You doubting Thomases should please read properly

IamaNigerianGuy:
This is not a miracle. It is a phenomenon well documented in the medical literature. It has happened before and will happen again.

The patient was mistakenly diagnosed as deceased after what was probably a cardiac arrest. He in all likelihood had spontaneous resumption of cardiac and circulatory activity. The technical term is ROSC
"A patient is not dead until he is warm and dead" is what you are taught in emergency medicine courses because cold preserves the vital organs and can allow recovery later.

In 19th century Europe and America , there were so many cases of people mistakenly thought dead who woke up, that a practice was established of keeping the 'corpse' in a room for 24 to 48 hours with a bell beside him/her. Friends and relatives would gather expectantly waiting with hope. If he awoke he was supposed to ring the bell.
That is the origin of the term 'wake keeping'

With all these your big grammar so this your big grammar is better than two teams of doctors that tested him before and after his death? Rubbish!! You think you know more than God?

jaychubi:
He is a living corpse

As good as dead right?

olosho species, a.k.a slay queen, slaymama,slay daughter slay everything. Alhaji candidates

MarkGeraldo:
which one is his girlfriend, is it the ass or the girl

Still asking the same question too

Oga Evans you will be alive and face your​ full sentence and you would serve as an example to those who think crime pays

jaychubi:
Vanity upon vanity all is vanity
What shall it profit a man to gain d whole world n lose his soul
RIP Evans

He's Nat dead yet mehn

Chimaritoponcho:
The wan wey dey mad me sef na d kin money wey dis people dey call. Evans talk say he dey give he wife 20million on a steady
Okay the other day dem say psg wan buy jan oblak €100 million for goal.con
Abi na cristiano ronaldo wey dey ginger say he wan commot real madrid,dem keep am €400 million with wages even d leaniest mbappe na £120 million ,ahn ahn..wetin happen

My brother ehn all this money dey make eye turn person, Dem don make am be like say money and paper na d same ehn

ednut1:
BMC distraction installment. E don do. Where is Bullharry

He's chilling with the queen with our cheddar

Chikelue2000:
Please where is our President?

He's interrogating Evans in za guardroom

xreal:
For naija, dem go wash pour for soup.

This one bad.

Oyimbo sef dey do did kain juju?

No wonder my friend wey dey America dey swell for body. So na did Kain sausage dey cause am. Hian!

SexyNairalander:
booked

I am not understanding, have we really gotten to this point¿

It's a pity. I weep for this country.

madamGift:
1. Make peace with God: ask God for forgiveness in however way you might have wronged Him.

2. Admit to your wrongs: avoid self denial, however difficult it may seem, acknowledge your wrongs only then can you forgive yourself.

3. Forgive yourself: you have to truly and deeply forgive yourself after admitting to your wrong and forgive others too.

4. Seek apology from those you've offended: do this sincerely and you'll be forgiven.

5. Keep minimal and good relationships with people, this would help you keep a low profile.

6. Learn to tolerate people: people would annoy you, they'll push you, deliberately or not. Don't let them get to you. Make your stands and have set rules and principles governing yourself.

Above all, maintain a very good relationship with God, it would always keep you in check.

Nice piece, so the masquerade has been revealed at last. Good job and hi.

All I can say is Wow!!!! just comot for road make I faint

Jakumo:
There you go. You are catching on now, albeit rather slowly.

Now you understand that same applies even with an addled thinking

zico530:
This woman no old pass the boy? Just asking.

She old pass in football age

Jakumo:
Maybe you human rights activists would sing a different chorus if you, a business associate, or perhaps one of your loved ones fell into the clutches of a gentle, peace-loving and kind family man like Mr. Evans.

Or probably when holier than thou's like you or any of your loved ones too.

Ipfreely:
You would murder these children because of the numerous, often as yet unverified and unproven accusations against their father?

Says a lot about you.

You know bro some of the comments here actually show that we have bigger Evans's even here online.

Obviously this Evans guy is a well orchestrated criminal if this woman's story is anything to go by. He was definitely living multiple lives and telling huge lies to his close ones and acquaintances.

E jowo, bikonu, Dan Allah how dis one take be news again ehn?

Obi1kenobi:
A lot of you allow your hatred and political leanings cloud your judgement. A lot of these people being acquitted have clearly gamed a judicial system that indulges the wealthy thieves. The systemic rot should concern you. I still have an old Tell magazine in my house that covered Ibori's corruption trial under Obasanjo in which Ibori was comfortably cleared on all counts. Ibori would eventually be extradited to the UK by the UAE government, prosecuted and jailed like a common criminal for many of the same counts that he got acquitted for in this lawless country. Don't celebrate the victory of corruption just because of your hatred for this government. That makes you part of the problem.

As much as I know all of what you have outlined is completely true. But what I wouldn't condone is a government that knows these crimes and chose to act a phoney charade by prosecuting them for an inexistent crime and then making a movie of it via the media. A hundred and seventy million people can not be misled

Abagworo:
The truth is that the corrupt people are behind the impending crisis in Nigeria and to end the various fights compromise has been reached. The court is merely for the sake of legitimizing the compromise. I don't think Buhari would have allowed such compromise. I pray he is still hail and hearty.

Bros when will you realize that this is a script being played out