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Wow really??this is a new one to me

delishpot:
Well, that is the only way rats like that would learn to keep their viagra dependent pe.nises inplace Na.
Making people look at men like some beasts.

Exactly waa gbayii jare

lawunmie:
Please bro, let me pay 55k before the end of today. Where are you located?

Hi,saw your pm and i've responded accordingly

lawunmie:
Please bro, let me pay 55k before the end of today. Where are you located?

Hi,saw your pm

If ever there was an award for the dumbest president ever this popsie would get it effortlessly

I've just sent my application.. Please respond OP...Mordi Michael

dhalizm:
A growing firm in the IT/Telecoms sector in Yaba is looking for an office Administrator with a good accounting knowledge. The preferred candidate is a young female graduate who is fluent in Yoruba and resides on the mainland.
Duties
In addition to the basic account duties of account management, the candidate is expected to
• Assists in maintaining files and databases
• Prepares reports, presentations, memorandums, proposals and correspondence
• Schedules appointments and meetings for executives and upper level staff
• Serves as the go-to for office inquiries and conflicts
• Manages staff schedules
• Tracks office supply inventory and approves supply orders
• Assists in the preparation of department budgets and expenses
• Supervises all administrative personnel
Skills
• Excellent use of Microsoft and accounting packages
• Excellent oral and written communication skills
• Detail oriented and works with a high degree of accuracy
• Highly organised and flexible
• Ability to multitask and meet changing deadlines
• Must be self-directed and able to complete projects with limited supervision
• Maintains staff confidentiality
• Working knowledge of email, scheduling, spreadsheets and presentation software

Contact me through my profile.

How do i do that??

solepager:
How am i sure i'll get paid. Its not easy to use my brain to write articles. Besides how can hold you responsible for articles from me

Good question bro,we need answers...

Ok now it is now time for Mimiko's loyalty to PDP to be tested...

This fools would not stop telling useless lies and decieving themselves if truly they've been returning these sums,then we shouldn't be in this state as a nation... Iranu!!

Nna meeehhhnn these umu asa gyals wee kee nwa guys meeehhnn.... Chineeeekeee!!!! Onye nka ne kpo kwa oku!!! Eleyi gidi gan an ooo

La waaa ooo La this one toó wan turn president so oo... If e enter ee all those hot American babes go hear am oo

basilo101:
I still find it funny that most people don't know why Nigeria economy went into recession, they love the incompetent lies of Lai Mohammed about the past government ruining everything. It's also myopic to think that if Jonathan were to still be in power, we would be worse off.

The truth about Nigeria's recession is this; it was caused by the president's unguided rhetoric and uncultured body language.

Firstly, there is nothing we are buying today that we weren't buying 5 years ago, therefore it's not our purchase that put pressure on Naira but withdrawal of funds by foreign investors.

After the election, the president created instability with his unguided statements about how everyone is corrupt and how everyone is going to jail. The instability made foreign investors to liquidate their investment and change their money to dollars. In the process of trying to flee, they were willing to buy dollars at any price, which lead to high exchange dollar rate.

Even though some of them were not ready to run away, but want their money in dollars to save their investments from devaluation, the president gave a bad signal by banning deposit of foreign currency into dormiciliary accounts. That was enough for free market believers to see the draconian handwriting on the wall, that was the beginning of dollar rush.

To make matters worse, the president came up with another outrageous policy of rationing dollar to certain sectors and blocking many sectors out. That was the nail in the coffin which facilitated the emergence of free FALL.

In the end, foreign investors took over $80B out of the economy within a short period and everything went down to free fall.

To those who believe it will be worse if Jonathan is still there, you are all wrong. Policy continuity and political stability will not let billions of dollars leave our shores within such tiny time frame. Even though the government might have income shortage, the private sector will weather the storm by their confidence in the market.

The fear of the unknown created by PMB is responsible for the economic downturn not low oil price. Interest rate in America is currently at 0.5% while it is 12% in Nigeria. JP Morgan Chase will not mind borrowing $50 billion from Feds at 0.5 and put in Nigeria for return of %2000 profit. Citi bank will do the same, likewise US Bank Corp. Chase gave Buhari warning about the repercussions of his fixing policy before they pulled out, but his illiterate cyber warriors and misseducated e-soldiers said JPMORGAN can go to hell, they no longer believe in economic metrics since their messiah is in charge. Funny enough they are all suffering today because of the stupid policy, but they find relief by blaming it on past administration and Gucci appetite of average Nigerians.

For your information, if your president "kontunu" with his unguided rhetoric, Naira will go down to N1000/1 $. But we thank God, he is no longer talking.


Source: Facebook post

Bros honestly if i had the powers i would nominate you as a replacement to all those bumbling buffoons advicing a very dumb and dull president and his very dumb followers....

Abeg who she epp?

Joel3:
I hope he meet with seun? don't worry Mark. I am working on a project that we take me to that level.

but Obama never visited Nigeria. that man miss the most popular and the most populist black and biggest Africa nation in terms of anything.

Choiiiiii!!!!!!Jeeesssuuuu!!!!eyinbo soro sooo oooo. *faints*

On the contrary oga APC dem,you promised the impossible and could not fulfill one una must work ooo... E don set oo

kettykin:
With all this metal scraps yet biafra still woefully lost the war, which simply makes technology not the sole means of winning a country backed by Britain and Soviet union.
If Biafra had built more of Airborne vehicles and rockets that could haul payloads and hit with precision, targets that are more than 100 km away in dodan barracks, Kano, Kaduna etc possibly the war could have been prolonged, if biafra had mastered the art and technology of building under ground tunnels with fish ponds , poultry farms, water purification plants, refined pharmaceutical plants , nuclear power stations, nuclear arsenals, nuclear powered submarines that could blow up all the naval ships of the invaders, biafra would definitely have won the war after just 6 days.


Any body promoting biafra must be a mad and insane person. Igbos should just be contented in nigeria

Bros were you born on the same day with bigotry and ethnicity? Did you read the write up at all??If they could create this back then what stops them from doing more now?? Beliefs like yours impedes progress . You need to change??

Omo this pikin come wowo pass in mama and papa join together....Choiiiii

Op can an individual with only two to three days free in a week to write apply??

tosyne2much:
Egbon, I still be boss for my own lane oooo

E go dey you like magic when you land for reserve bench oo lolzh

tosyne2much:
Nice one bro... Make I add my own

7. The Babe Hunters

These ones are specialist in hunting female students when they feel there's need to satisfy their joysticks.. Many of them threaten to fail any lady who fails to dance to their music


I sight you oga 1miccza

Prof prof dem don dey collect your list from you oo Tosyne2much

Tosyne2much come ooo dem don collect your professor of list compiling title Oooo

For this one oo our minister of Boys Scout do well.. Wellaaa!!!!

This useless party that's supposed to be working on our economy,all they know how to do is tell unnecessary lies with the very virtual Dasuki money.... This Dasuki money na garri wey everybody for Naija dey get share inside??What a sick set of people....

Are you a mutant? Do you posess super powers??

allanphash7:
Okokobioko wrote:

Uncomfortable Truth! !!!

The fact is that 2.9 billion naira released to National Sports Commission for Olympic was spent and unaccounted for before Solomon Dalung emerged as Sports Minister.

The fact is that there is Leadership crisis in NFF before Dalung emerged as sports minister.

The fact is that Solomon Dalung has demanded from NSC how the 2.9 billion naira was spent.

Rather than addressing the issues;

The vested interest in NFF and NSC have launched media campaign against the sports minister Solomon Dalung so that they can have their way as usual.

The cabal in the glass house holding our sports to ransom have sworn not to allow any transparent reform in Ministry of sports! !

They mobilised

20 bloggers
15 sports writers
5 journalists

To launch local and continental misile against Solomon Dalung and paint him black before Nigerians.

The mobilised team were paid handsomely and they are receiving weekly alert as they do everything possible to misinform Nigerians! !!

The campaign to discredit Solomon Dalung is gaining ground because The sponsors are taking advantage of online ignorance of many.

Ok.Kontinu!

Nobody has alleged that Solomon Dalung embezzled Olympic fund.

Nobody has alleged that Solomon Dalung seized Olympic fund.

Nobody has alleged that IOC released Olympic fund to Solomon Dalung.

Nobody has alleged that Solomon Dalung misappropriated Olympic fund.

Nobody has alleged that Solomon Dalung travelled to Olympic with his friends and associates.

Nobody has alleged that Solomon Dalung refused to give them attention.

What then is Solomon Dalung crime?

Demanding for accountability is a crime as far as vested interest is concerned.

Those who travel to Olympic with their girl friends on the account of Nigeria is no longer comfortable with Solomon Dalung hence blackmail is the only option.

What is the role of NFF and NOC who takes direct instructions from FIFA and IOC?

Is it only when there is setback that minister is recognised?

Is Solomon Dalung worried? NO!!!! PRESIDENT BUHARI is fully aware of all the facts and figures.

Abeg how much dem pay you for this wack and yeye epistle....? Do you live in pluto?

[quote author=tarryT post=48466481][/quote]Abeg how much dem pay you for this yeye epistle?

The same team that he and his boys scout minister refused to fund nonsense

OP do you have an idea of how i can lay my hands on some part time translation jobs?

Is the offer still open?OP