Adiye

come we dey craze ni , no dey follow me talk like this in ur life! taba sere ka mope ere lan se ooooo , FOOLISH THING!

didirin oshi. . dodoyo
cc dis whimpering disease wey dey value hin yeye ass . . i'm not playin again sef






oya come n' play nw. . . . beh beh

[size=4pt]pls. . dont make mi laugh[/size]

if u like bon na ur probs bi that

leaf mi jare. .

dyab. . i'm missin u
oya come nw. .

simcard so u fit miss person Na wa ooh

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Simcard make u miss am small small o! cuz i dey hia.

see jealousyyyyyyyyyyy

SIMCARD? na ur name bi dat?

dont ask because it's not. .

by.dot:

simcard so u fit miss person Na wa ooh

aha. . you taking my heart doesnt mean i cant feel again nw

CuteAngel:

Simcard make u miss am small small o! because i dey hia.

. . my bad oO
i didnt know diaperman was hooked up

and people. . [size=70pt]I AM NOT SIMCARD![/size]

thought u just admitted that u r , BUT ANYWAYS, GLAD U BUST OUT QUICKLY! if not ur SON SEF WILL BE CALLED SIMPACK!

u're my son nw. .
so as 4rm dis second. . u're hereby named simpack not diaperman again
kongatulations son. . .

ME and YOU , Son and Mother, how is that possible , Cuteangel knew my mom wella , when we went for our Introduction in CUBA . so sorry DAME! not ur son

awww. . my son is still suffering 4rm Kluver-Bucy. . aww
i thought ur father said u were free 4rm it nw. . God punish dat man

na kluvert no bi bucy

d Syndrome dey show wella sha. . pele

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the heck were you when I got married?"

nice one, hehehe

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.

The horrified nurse said, "Why didn't you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?"

The lady said, "My phone doesn't have an eleven."

A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had unsatisfactory marital relations, I put an egg in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."

hehehe, u no go kill me o

What about this

Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine."

Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight members said, "I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently."

"Hmm?" said the manager. "And are you sure you having nothing else to add?"

"Well, yes," said the member. "I lie extensively."

"Well, yes," said the member. "I lie extensively."

see f*ck up

A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."

The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"

u broke my marriage