clevvermind:
what about some that watch porn?

that shows that,you're one of us ,sorry I mean THEM

Do i ever get bored?i can't find line between my boring and non boring time, i brainstorm 24/7 on how i will hammer.

I sees joke as the best.........

Topic: funny never ends

Yusuf was given a leave from his office, so he
decided to go and spend the leave with his friend in United state of America.
On getting there, the friend took him out to see places and the last place he took him to was the zoo.
In the zoo, they visited the lions' cage. Suddenly, his friend jumped inside the cage.
Yusuf, stunned, wondered why he did that perfectly, but when the lion approached his friend, he said "Bone, no flesh."
The lion was disappointed when it heard this, turned back and went to sleep.
Yusuf couldn't believe what just happened and he said to himself that he must try this in lagos zoo.
So when he came back to Nigeria, he went to the zoo in lagos and jumped inside the lion's cage.
As he jump inside the lion cage, the lion approached him slowly, he said with all confidence, "Bone, no flesh!".
But to his surprise, the lion cheekily replied. "I go
manage am eat!"
Sources:http://sholaqozeem..in/2014/11/funny-never-ends.html

dovelike:

Sure

I like those smiles... ...Keep wearing it on...

dovelike:

Shh.. must you expose?

sorry for exposing you.

I look for my friend Emeka and play scrabble... till night fall...

emusmith:


This your Grammar reminds me of Chiburoma; my neighbor's daughter... 5 years old...

forget that tin. all join. Are u perfect? stop showing urself. i write the way i like. i dnt owe anybody any apology.

lekzzydo:


I have told you b4 dt you and humour are distant apart.....Here you are again!

Check your mention u'll see dt I've told you b4.

leave my skirt jo

clevvermind:
sorry for exposing you.

dovelike:

so?

I daydream

clevvermind:
so?

I won't say what you want to hear

Lonely ...we hardly get lonely here in #china

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Guys and reading! hmmm! That's why some men find it hard to find a match mate, intellectually!

This is actually my biggest challenge. Most of the babes I meet can't keep up intellectually.

Listening to your favorite music helps...sometimes the lyrics can uplift you cos you feel the artist is talking about/to you. It's therapeutic.

when am bored;
play with-play music,browse nairaland&go thru my photo gallery
i start daydreaming
start thinking bout my future

dovelike:

I won't say what you want to hear

better.

Dat NO. 3, na die. I once remember wen i was at home alone, no 1 to talk to. I decided to do xum triming around my thing, i pickup clipper, i didn't feel comfortable, i pickup shaving stick, buh noway finally i break bottle, use one piece to shave omoh dat one kum give me bald headed cut.........

clevvermind:
what about some that watch porn?

U aren't asked to talk about "some" talk ya own!

ajuwarhodes:



U aren't asked to talk about "some" talk ya own!

ok ma. i hear u.

A lonly guy wrote this....... Lol

I just think about my life, not really the past though but the future,I just have fantasy about how I want the future to be for me, it helps me get going anyways...

Midehi:
i tink of my boo..deep thought & wil be smiling beautifully

by d time he breaks ur heart, d opposite will be d case.

sometimes ,when i get bored.....I do creative tinz

like doing sketches (drawing) and writing song...

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Self service? Heheheehehehehehehehehe

In addition to the above, they also:
1. Fart noisily a lot
2. Fail to shower until 2pm
3. Watch movies till dawn so they won't have to wake up early and begin to count the minutes.
4. Hang out in hair dressing or barbing salons
5. Scratch body a lot and destroy pimples, lol
6. Argue unneccessarily about football (men)
7. Watch out for 'baba ijebu' result or nairabet
8.Pray a lot and rain curses on their stepmoms or enemies
9.Stay on balcony and watch every ill-dressed or mismatched passing couples.

Ok. E don do abi I'm jobless and bored like Seun?!

Chidex2442:
I look for my friend Emeka and play scrabble... till night fall...

Scrabble King... That was me! Those days serving this nation in Ekiti state
...

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They can...Look inside...

philiancoop:
A lonly guy wrote this....... Lol

If Dangote writes a book on poverty... Do you say, a poor man wrote this book?

'After working for three years now, I can deduce the effect of work to a man...
IT ADDS VALUE TO HUMAN LIFE! The pay, notwithstanding'... na here u talk sense pass.