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Adam And Eve Relationship Problemd Iscovered by tobechi74: 3:19pm On Nov 29, 2014
Are role models really that important? What about Adam and Eve? They did not have any role models, do you think they were happily married? Let’s see, they didn’t have a mortgage payment; they had a home with a beautiful view; a lot of pets; no telephones, which means no telemarketers calling at dinnertime! They had no supermodels trying to convince Eve she needs Slimfast, no pager telling Adam that his boss wanted to talk to him. And they had no inlaws! Yes, I think they may have been the happiest couple ever! So, what happened? Let’s think about it…




It was a Sunday afternoon in the Meadowlands, and Adam was watching the Eagles and the Broncos play. He had earlier watched the Bears and the Lions play, and later that evening he was planning on watching the Seahawks and the Rams play. As you know, it would be centuries before he would be able to see the Vikings or the Raiders, and even longer still before he could catch the Jets in action.



While Adam was vegging, Eve was working with the veggies in the garden. Eve loved it in the garden. She loved smelling the fragrances as they wafted through the flowers. She loved the touch of the silky leaves on the trees, the explosive colors that danced in her eyes. Yet, there was something missing for Eve. What could possibly be missing in such a perfectly beautiful, peaceful place? Some of you ladies have already guessed it ? Eve was dying to talk to someone! She had 5,000 words a day to speak and they were beginning to back up on her. Adam was busy, she couldn’t call her girl friends on the telephone because, duh, there was no 10-10-220 back then.


Eve was so desperate for discussion that she was willing to overlook a few peculiarities, to ignore some social norms. First, she was willing to talk to a stranger. Now I know that she did not have a Mom to warn her of such dangers, but isn’t this just common sense? Think about it, this snake comes slithering up to her, and the first thing he does is stick his tongue out at her. Then, she immediately gets drawn into a discussion about politics and religion! What was she thinking? By the time Adam got clued in, they had had apple pie for dessert,

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Re: Adam And Eve Relationship Problemd Iscovered by iceberylin(m): 3:28pm On Nov 29, 2014
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Re: Adam And Eve Relationship Problemd Iscovered by immortalcrown(m): 3:32pm On Nov 29, 2014
Wrong exhibition of a wonderful talent! The impression you intend to create in the mind of the readers clearly justifies living in sin and falsely defames God Almighty.
Re: Adam And Eve Relationship Problemd Iscovered by Nobody: 4:06pm On Nov 29, 2014
They were nt having relationship poblems cos there was no substitutes, no one to cheat with
Re: Adam And Eve Relationship Problemd Iscovered by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:21pm On Nov 29, 2014
immortalcrown:
Wrong exhibition of a wonderful talent! The impression you intend to create in the mind of the readers clearly justifies living in sin and falsely defames God Almighty.

Did you mean to comment on another thread .
Re: Adam And Eve Relationship Problemd Iscovered by immortalcrown(m): 4:48pm On Nov 29, 2014
BuddhaPalm:


Did you mean to comment on another thread .
What is the op trying to insinuate by writing that God's provision for Adam and Eve was insufficient for them?
Re: Adam And Eve Relationship Problemd Iscovered by Nobody: 4:55pm On Nov 29, 2014
ABEG I GET QUESTION; HOW ADAM TAKE TOAST EVE ? I MEAN HOW DID THEY START D ****** THAT ENABLED DEM PRODUCE CHILDREN grin
Re: Adam And Eve Relationship Problemd Iscovered by BuddhaPalm(m): 4:55pm On Nov 29, 2014
immortalcrown:
What is the op trying to insinuate by writing that God's provision for Adam and Eve was insufficient for them?

Bros lighten up.

And come to think of it, they didn't have TVs, phones, washing machines, CLOTHES or even internet!

Would you, yourself, agree to trade places? grin
Re: Adam And Eve Relationship Problemd Iscovered by saintvc(m): 5:53pm On Nov 29, 2014
ofiafuluego:
ABEG I GET QUESTION; HOW ADAM TAKE TOAST EVE ? I MEAN HOW DID THEY START D ****** THAT ENABLED DEM PRODUCE CHILDREN grin

question for the gods
Re: Adam And Eve Relationship Problemd Iscovered by immortalcrown(m): 11:21pm On Nov 29, 2014
BuddhaPalm:


Bros lighten up.

And come to think of it, they didn't have TVs, phones, washing machines, CLOTHES or even internet!

Would you, yourself, agree to trade places? grin
Necessity is the mother of invention. All these items you mentioned were not needed in the garden of Eden. Whom did they need to call when they had only God to communicate with and He visited them always? What else did they need to watch when the Almighty Creator positioned them in a strategic place from which they could view the earth and all other creatures? Cloth was unnecessary because they were incensitive to neckedness. Giving them internet is like giving a man a car to travel around his bedroom because all they needed was available in the garden. Washing machine is like a toothbrush for a bird.

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