A Brazilian woman is accused of trying to kill her husband in the strangest of ways.

According to Salon, the woman put poison in her vagina and then asker her husband to have MouthAction with her.
He complied, but noticed something was wrong when he smelled an unusual odour emanating from her nethers.
He rushed her to the hospital, thereby saving her life, because he realised the poison was affecting her. Because duh… vaginas are absorbent.

You wouldn't put poison in your mouth and then try to kill someone by kissing them, would you? WOULD YOU?
So... what do we take from this story?

· Don’t kill people
· Don’t hide poison in your body
· Don’t use sexual acts for nefarious reasons
· Don’t go down on your partner when they smell strange?
Is this the oddest attempted murder you've ever heard of?

http://m.news24.com/women24/Wellness/Body/Woman-attempts-murder-of-husband-by-poisoning-her-vagina-20141208

Yes ooo....not jst d oddest buh d most crazy way 2 eliminate sum1

nessaluv:
Yes ooo....not jst d oddest buh d most crazy way 2 eliminate sum1

U are right

The wonders end d world ends

poison in the vägina?
well - all ye headmasters......be vigilant when deciding to dive down there. women ain't messing about these days.

coogar:
poison in the vägina?
well - all ye headmasters......be vigilant when deciding to dive down there. women ain't messing about these days.

hmmmmmm? who re d headmasters them?

Nothing person go hear for this world.

1000 ways to die when you suck a smelly vag1na.....you will diiiiieeeeeeee

echobee:

hmmmmmm? who re d headmasters them?

you are one of them.....a seasoned headmistress!

coogar:


you are one of them.....a seasoned headmistress!

. If i give u e-slap

the moral of the story is this...........before you eat anything, SMELL it

Oro nla.... poison in vagina? The heart of man is desperately wicked.

Very weird!

echobee:

. If i give u e-slap

even if you jump & take a swing at me, your arms wouldn't reach my knee.

women sha thank God the man was kind enouugh to take her to the hospital.

Amuga:
Oro nla.... poison in vagina? The heart of man is desperately wicked.

The heart of WOman is desperately wicked

freecocoa:
Nothing person go hear for this world.

Abi o

AJOT99:

You wouldn't put poison in your mouth and then try to kill someone by kissing them, would you? WOULD YOU?
So... what do we take from this story?

Lmao..

Stvpidity of the highest order, to be avoided at all cost - that's the only take from this story.

V-JAY MURDER DIARIES

This guy for die beta oh
Death by mouth action

Ok o

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AJOT99:
A Brazilian woman is accused of trying to kill her husband in the strangest of ways.

According to Salon, the woman put poison in her vagina and then asker her husband to have MouthAction with her.
He complied, but noticed something was wrong when he smelled an unusual odour emanating from her nethers.
He rushed her to the hospital, thereby saving her life, because he realised the poison was affecting her. Because duh… vaginas are absorbent.

You wouldn't put poison in your mouth and then try to kill someone by kissing them, would you? WOULD YOU?
So... what do we take from this story?

· Don’t kill people
· Don’t hide poison in your body
· Don’t use sexual acts for nefarious reasons
· Don’t go down on your partner when they smell strange?
Is this the oddest attempted murder you've ever heard of?

http://m.news24.com/women24/Wellness/Body/Woman-attempts-murder-of-husband-by-poisoning-her-vagina-20141208

This is Hilarious...LWKMH

Wtf?! Lmaaaao! D/umb br0ad