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The Dream Man Shop For Ladies. by Evina(f): 1:37pm On Dec 14, 2014
There is a common saying that women don't know what they want, when it comes to love, that is why they are are hardly content. But, women were aggrieved by the statement and challenged the god of love, who decided to build a store.

The store has five floors. The unique thing about this store is its offerings. It is a store where any woman can come browse and purchase her dream man.

Each floor displays men with certain selling points and if a woman finds the man in a particular floor interesting, she can pick him. The men are available at no cost. It was a free gift to single women from the God of love.

Women are free to browse through the entire floor and pick their choice. However, if she passes any floor, she can't go back to it.

Women across the world came into the store in droves, excited at this awesome opportunity. All the women were given access cards to each floor which only permits one entry. As they browsed through each floor, this is what happened.

Floor one: welcome to floor one. The men on this floor are tall, good looking, great cooks and romantic. Please remember that if you check into this store and check out without picking a man, you will be denied a re-entry.

The women giggled in excitement and said to each other,
"We have four more floors. If floor one can offer this, can you imagine what the other floors have to offer?"
So they all proceeded to floor two without picking any man.

Floor two: welcome to floor two. The men on this floor are tall, good looking, great cooks, romantic, help with domestic chores, great listeners and have jobs. Please remember that if you check out without picking a man, you will be denied a second entry.

The ladies were ecstatic!
"Wow! They screamed , next floor certainly has better options."

And yet again, they proceeded to the third floor without picking any man.

Floor three: welcome to floor three. The men on this floor are: tall, good looking, greatcooks, romantic, help with domestic chores, great listeners, rich, generous, love kids and faithful. Please be reminded that you only have one access to this floor.

"Oh my gaaawd" screamed the ladies. "Let's check the next floor, quick."

So, they hurried to the fourth floor without picking any man.

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To be continued...
Re: The Dream Man Shop For Ladies. by iceberylin(m): 1:46pm On Dec 14, 2014
Following undecided
Re: The Dream Man Shop For Ladies. by Nobody: 2:00pm On Dec 14, 2014
So interesting,continue
Re: The Dream Man Shop For Ladies. by Nobody: 2:02pm On Dec 14, 2014
old joke
Re: The Dream Man Shop For Ladies. by Evina(f): 2:14pm On Dec 14, 2014
Floor four: welcome to floor four. The men on this floor are: tall, great looking, romantic, great cooks, help with domestic chores, great listeners, billionaires, generous, love kids, faithful and God fearing. Please remember you cannot return to this floor after check out.

Many of the ladies fainted in excitement.
Others helped revive the fainted ladies.
When everyone calmed down, they all screamed,
"Oh my gawd! The last always has the best"
And they all rushed to the last floor without picking any man.

Floor five: ladies, welcome to the last floor on this store. This is the exit. You may now leave and never return. Have a good day.

Moral of the story?
Re: The Dream Man Shop For Ladies. by Evina(f): 2:15pm On Dec 14, 2014
iceberylin:
Following undecided

Great smiley
Re: The Dream Man Shop For Ladies. by Evina(f): 2:16pm On Dec 14, 2014
kristina1:
So interesting,continue

Thanks Kristy. smiley
Re: The Dream Man Shop For Ladies. by 1one: 2:17pm On Dec 14, 2014
Loool


First of all..

It's really funny

Moral of the story

Women are habitually confused and indecisive beings undecided
Re: The Dream Man Shop For Ladies. by Evina(f): 2:27pm On Dec 14, 2014
1one:
Loool


First of all..

It's really funny

Moral of the story

Women are habitually confused and indecisive beings undecided

LOL

Guy you harsh oh.

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