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Re: Seven (7) Sarcastic Statements Single Ladies Make! by ideology(m): 1:07pm On Dec 17, 2014
farano:
8. I'm single but not searching
This looks like what a typical farano would say …

grin cheesy
Re: Seven (7) Sarcastic Statements Single Ladies Make! by Nobody: 3:47pm On Dec 17, 2014
emusmith:



7. Please, I want it now>>>

Especially make e no be the sexually-inclined ones... you get abi?

Some, after the act, them go start misbehaving and perhaps insulting!

My friend then used to have one, she will ask for it and after intimacy, she will remove the louvres and wants to kill herself... (real life story).


Dude, pls tell ur friend to learn to make his girl cum. Any woman dat is angry after sex was def not happy with d sex. It has notin to do with sarcasm, d guy just needs to perform better. U cant make her cum like twice and she wd be angry after completing d project. No way!
Re: Seven (7) Sarcastic Statements Single Ladies Make! by Nobody: 4:00pm On Dec 17, 2014
obongproff:


Dude, pls tell ur friend to learn to make his girl cum. Any woman dat is angry after sex was def not happy with d sex. It has notin to do with sarcasm, d guy just needs to perform better. U cant make her cum like twice and she wd be angry after completing d project. No way!

It's all in the past...

Yet,
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