wia ur own?

To be honest, I think I had the best of childhoodit kind make me the brazen and smart boy I am now.

delusions of grandeur

A friend of mine was shown a very large dik by a man who let down his pants

KarmaMod:

delusions of grandeur

I couldnt help but lol. .
Delusion. ? . . .common, I am what I am. . . and you only think of me of what u think which is not the real me.

Another Story.

My 1st year in Sec Sch. I shared a bedding bunk with a senior called Wale. This guy was so wicked then that most juniors simply avoid him. He would warn me sternly not to step on his bunk while climbing up to mine. He made sure he fishes out boys that "pee" on their bed every morning to give them the beating of their life and embarrass them.

One night while the whole hostel (Green Hostel)was fast asleep and nature called up on me to pee, I stood up and was about going to do my thing whn suddenly, the idea came into my mind.

I simply drew down my PJ pants , lift the guy's mosquito net and "pee" on his matress. The guy didnt even shake. .
The following morning, he couldnt believe it and his shorts were soaked (2 1/2 mattress). He begged me not to tell any1 and swore that he never believed he could wet his bed. I acted like am a gud guy and promise not to tell.

Immediately, I told my school father who would do anything I tell him. The matter got around school and he never bullied junior boys again.

No 1 knew I did that until now am sharing it on NL. (Am I just not a problem solver? )

sillyboy:

No 1 knew I did that until now am sharing it on NL. (Am I just not a problem solver? )

who named you sillyboy? That person get sense.

KarmaMod:

Your childhood was obviously very demented

I dont think so, frankly i find out that those who supposedly had "weird" childhoods turn out much better than those of us with squeaky-clean backgrounds.

davidylan:

I don't think so, frankly i find out that those who supposedly had "weird" childhoods turn out much better than those of us with squeaky-clean backgrounds.

God bless you David.
First time I will be seeing you "pitch your tent" opposite Karma.

sillyboy:

God bless you David.
First time I will be seeing you "pitch your tent" opposite Karma.

That's a true life experience right there.

davidylan:

That's a true life experience right there.

Where?

True Life?
Ok, I rem. when me and my cousins used to keep our tithe to buy kulikuli or epka for our garri.
The day my aunt found out,we found out how electric wire feel on the skin.
But c'mon, wetin God wan do with money?

Ebony-Silk:

True Life?
Ok, I rem. when me and my cousins used to keep our tithe to buy kulikuli or epka for our garri.
The day my aunt found out,we found out how electric wire feel on the skin.
But c'mon, wetin God wan do with money?

How do you think they keep the church you go to every Sunday?

sillyboy:

How do you think they keep the church you go to every Sunday?

That's what I thought back then.
Obviously, nowadays, the church is more than a place of God.
My pastor is not asking us to donate money to ppl in distress, donate to help other church in Naija, donate to help promote the church etc.

Lol! back then, na kulikuli I cared about

What shape of kuli kuli were you saving to buy?. . .
The sphere one or the long ones? . . .
I prefered the long ones that are a bit soft and pepperish. . .(hot sauce)
The hard sphere ones makes me brush my teeth after eating and I hardly brush once a day back then. . .
talkless of brushing after 1 stupid kuli kuli

sillyboy:

What shape of kuli kuli were you saving to buy?. . .
The sphere one or the long ones? . . .
I prefered the long ones that are a bit soft and pepperish. . .(hot sauce)
The hard sphere ones makes me brush my teeth after eating and I hardly brush once a day back then. . .
talkless of brushing after 1 stupid kuli kuli

Both of them. . . . There was 3 of us. So we rotate on which type we buy and share it amongst ourselves

ohhhhhhhh myyyyyy gosssssssh, I loveeeeeeeeeee the spicy ones!!!
hehhe, so you detest brushing your teeth? ewwww

Ebony-Silk:

Both of them. . . . There was 3 of us. So we rotate on which type we buy and share it amongst ourselves

ohhhhhhhh myyyyyy gosssssssh, I loveeeeeeeeeee the spicy ones!!!
hehhe, so you detest brushing your teeth? ewwww

Guess everybody loves the spicy one.
I only detest brushing my teeth back then . .
It was like the most difficult thing to do iin life then!

sillyboy:

Guess everybody loves the spicy one.
I only detest brushing my teeth back then . .
It was like the most difficult thing to do iin life then!

what? I understand sha.
can still rem my gums bleeding everytime my aunt force the brush in my mouth! ouch.
But I have to thank her o, I can confidently say I'm one of those peeps with the best, str8 teeth

Ebony-Silk:

what? I understand sha.
can still rem my gums bleeding everytime my aunt force the brush in my mouth! ouch.
But I have to thank her o, I can confidently say I'm one of those peeps with the best, str8 teeth

Prove it!. . .
Talk is cheap.

sillyboy:

Prove it!. . .
Talk is cheap.

lol, true that.
But you've just got to take my words for it

Ebony-Silk:

lol, true that.
But you've just got to take my words for it

See you trying to bribe me into trusting you with a virtual kiss. . .
I only take physical bribes

my grand mother aged 123 yrs said the same thing and she hardly has a tooth left . .

sillyboy:

See you trying to bribe me into trusting you with a virtual kiss. . .
I only take physical bribes

my grand mother aged 123 years said the same thing and she hardly has a tooth left . .

what bribe?

hehehe, I'm not your grandma, but it sounds like she get berra teeth than me

Ebony-Silk:

what bribe?

hehehe, I'm not your grandma, but it sounds like she get berra teeth than me

The same bribe that has quadrupled from just 1 to 4. . .

What bribe? seriously, I'm confused here

Ebony-Silk:

What bribe? seriously, I'm confused here

Ok. . . .
Perhaps. . .I should stick with my request for prove of shinning teeth.

I'd love to show them to you

Ebony-Silk:

I'd love to show them to you

Thank Jeez. . .you stoped the virtual kisses.
Put it up in your profile.

I don't think so, frankly i find out that those who supposedly had "weird" childhoods turn out much better than those of us with squeaky-clean backgrounds.

Just saying something is terribly wrong that ALL of his childhood experiences have been sexual

whether if it would have been funny if a girl was saying all this.

sillyboy:

Thank Jeezyou stoped the virtual kisses.
Put it up in your profile.

ohhh that's that you were talking abt
Nope, you get to see it during the sleep over

KarmaMod:

Just saying something is terribly wrong that ALL of his childhood experiences have been sexual

whether if it would have been funny if a girl was saying all this.

Heeheh. . . .Karma, have u read anything positive from me before?. . . .
I seriously doubt that.
U just bully me around here. . . .
[s]Well, that's how women in love starts to pass their message[/s] . .according to mills and boom

Ebony-Silk:

ohhh that's that you were talking about
Nope, you get to see it during the sleep over

See you Olodo chic. . . .
Your kisses are just like a "tiger on paper"

sillyboy:

Heeheh. . . .Karma, have u read anything positive from me before?. . . .
I seriously doubt that.
U just bully me around here. . . .
[s]Well, that's how women in love starts to pass their message[/s] . .according to mills and boom

See you Olodo chic. . . .
Your kisses are just like a "tiger on paper"

KarmaMod is right o. . . .am begining to think Sillyboy is promiscuous

B.T.W, how did you come up with ur ID? Sillyboy

Ebony-Silk:

KarmaMod is right o. . . .am begining to think Sillyboy is promiscuous

B.T.W, how did you come up with ur ID? Sillyboy

See your mouth. . .
Who doesnt know youve always been pitching your tent with Karma?
Those experiences were not promiscuous. . .
I either peep at people or said something as a kid . . .
Every kid has silly childhood. . .
but few can be bold to share it and accept that it's just a childish phase

I am definately not promiscuous. . .
where is the time sef?

I got Sillyboy from Primary school, and unfortunately. . .am still friends with some school mate from then

E be like say you dey do juju for me. . .
you just ask me questions and I answer like that.

Am telling you nada anymore. . .
until you tell me something too

sillyboy:

See your mouth. . .
Who doesnt know youve always been pitching your tent with Karma?
Those experiences were not promiscuous. . .
I either peep at people or said something as a kid . . .
Every kid has silly childhood. . .
but few can be bold to share it and accept that it's just a childish phase

I am definately not promiscuous. . .
where is the time sef?

I got Sillyboy from Primary school, and unfortunatelyam still friends with some school mate from then

E be like say you dey do juju for me. . .
you just ask me questions and I answer like that.

Am telling you nada anymore. . .
until you tell me something too

KarmaMod is my mama na And no, I don't always side with her.

Lol, oya, what do you want to know?

@topic
One day me and my cousins went to a birthday party. We were given a certain time to come back, but me and the oldest one persuaded our youngest to stay a little longer.
We got home, got in so much trouble. Me and B told our aunt that it was our fault that T had nothing to do with it.
She told me and B to go out and find our own cane. The softer the cane, the more we had to go back and find a harder one Mehn, I cried like I never cried before

After a while, our aunt realized how we become immune to spankings, so she switched our punishment to kneeling down and raising our hands.

Lol!! the good ol days. . .

Then there was this snitchy bitch that lived next to us. One day, we decided to fry snails (I love snails), Those snails that comes out right after it finished raining.
She snitched on us because we got the snail burnt. Lol, another beating.

I fell off trees so many times, climbing the fence and then the tree to steal our neighbor's oranges, and this fruit with pinkish sees inside.

why is this dude still screaming my name?

Not promiscuous yet he has said MANY times with his own mouth that he knows he wont be faithful to his wife and all other nonsense

abeg o leave Karma o. did you just learn "pitching tent" abi wetin