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The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by ireneony(f): 11:28pm On Dec 25, 2014
1. You will never again tear a neck muscle for love.
Kissing is better, eye contact is stronger, talking is
easier. One out of every four relationships is derailed by
an easily preventable neck strain.
2. He makes a nice little spoon too. Even if you’re not
really into it, it’s nice to have the option.
3. Even small heels make you feel like a super model.
You love him and all his lil’ness, but you also love a
pair of stupidly high heels and how great they make you
feel even when you’re awkwardly a head taller than him.
4. When you wear your most comfortable shoes (flats,
obvs), you are the perfect height for each other. It’s
easy to underestimate how important it is just to look
each other right in the eye.
5. He probably has delicious Napoleonic tendencies.
There’s some instinctual part of him that will always feel
like he needs to compensate for something. Enjoy that
compensation in bed.
6. He appreciates your height-blind love more than a
taller man. Probably while he was chilling in a bar in
college, a tall, beautiful woman pointed at him and
drunk whisper-yelled to her friend, “He’s so cute but
also so short. I just could never, you know?” She’s a
sad, vague memory now, and you are the most beautiful
lady in the world to him.
7. When you need to complain about something beyond
your control, he empathizes. He wouldn’t change a thing
about you, but he understands why you want to talk
about the four freckles you don’t like.
8. You look unintentionally badass in his clothes. The
only reason you paid $110 for cropped boyfriend jeans
this spring is because Katie Holmes went out in her
shortie ex Tom Cruise’s pants looking so badass the
trend is still going, six years later.
9. Even when he puts your wine glasses on the top shelf,
you can still get to them when you need to. His beer
stein is up there too, and he’s got to be able to reach
that easily.
10. King-size beds take up so much room; you don’t
need one! You can enjoy sex on a conveniently compact
full-size bed!
11. Once you are in bed, you have plenty of room for
yourself. Sex is great and cuddling is lovely, but there is
nothing more delicious in this whole wide world than
spreading out your limbs on your own bed without
hitting him in the face or kicking his shins. When it
comes to bed-sharing: compact limbs FTW.
12. He’ll never use your head as an armrest. That
annoying thing really tall people do every so often
where they rest their elbow on your head, look down
and say, “Hey, how’s the weather down there?” Yeah,
he’s never done that to you.
13. He’s got perspective on what’s important. He
probably cared for a while about how he looked to other
people. Now he’s all grown up and he doesn’t give a
shit what people think about anything . Perspective is
always an invaluable quality in a partner.
14. You’ll never have to sacrifice the top of his head for
the sake of a cute Instagram. Because couples who
selfie well together, stay together.
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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by saaedlee: 11:32pm On Dec 25, 2014
Lol
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by Nobody: 11:32pm On Dec 25, 2014
short guys sha.....




ireneony, will you then go for a short guy?
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by jasper7(m): 11:34pm On Dec 25, 2014
hehehe.. some peeps feeling good about themselves now. grin

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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:40pm On Dec 25, 2014
All in the bid to make FP/get noticed
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by IamDejman(m): 11:40pm On Dec 25, 2014
I'm short and proud

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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by Danibravo: 11:47pm On Dec 25, 2014
i pray u date a short guy grin
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by ireneony(f): 11:47pm On Dec 25, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
All in the bid to make FP/get noticed
what if i made front page undecidedare you lalasticlala or obinoscopy angry
why are you so bitter
every other persons do create thread, but why ar yo so concerns about my own.
am a nairaland too you know wink

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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by LewisO: 11:52pm On Dec 25, 2014
@op stop making pointless threads

Tomorrow will be about tall guys

Next 2 days will be about fat guys

Next 3 days will be tiny guys,

or big head, small head, light skin skinned or dark skinned.

Can't u just take a long break or leisures away from guys?

Don't be a " Mock fringe "

Didn't anybody close to u ever tell u that u need to educate yourself, huh?

Try to go to educating section maybe u can learn some there.

Seem your time on " Romance " section is now getting staled

Find something better doing girl...

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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by Oluwatosean(m): 11:57pm On Dec 25, 2014
ahhhh, boring

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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by ireneony(f): 11:58pm On Dec 25, 2014
Oluwatosean:
ahhhh, boring
are you jealous of short dudes
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by Nobody: 12:02am On Dec 26, 2014
LewisO:
@op stop making pointless threads

Tomorrow will be about tall guys

Next 2 days will be about fat guys

Next 3 days will be tiny guys,

or big head, small head, light skin skinned or dark skinned.

Can't u just take a long break or leisures away from guys?

Don't be a " Mock fringe "

Did anybody close to u ever tell u that u need to educate yourself, huh?

Try to go to educating section maybe u can learn some there.

Seem your time on " Romance " section is now getting staled

Find something better doing girl...

man I think u really mean dat girl
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by ireneony(f): 12:02am On Dec 26, 2014
LewisO:
@op stop making pointless threads

Tomorrow will be about tall guys

Next 2 days will be about fat guys

Next 3 days will be tiny guys,

or big head, small head, light skin skinned or dark skinned.

Can't u just take a long break or leisures away from guys?

Don't be a " Mock fringe "

Did anybody close to u ever tell u that u need to educate yourself, huh?

Try to go to educating section maybe u can learn some there?

Seem your time on " Romance " section is now getting staled

Find something better doing girl...

if you don't like my thread, create one that we will contribute to......for the record stop being a crybaby.
if you don't like my thread don't comment, you can't speak for everyone, I know others will find it useful.

boy bye

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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:04am On Dec 26, 2014
ireneony:
what i made front page undecidedare you lalasticlala or obinoscopy angry
why are you so bitter
every other persons do create thread, but why ar yo so concerns about my own.
am a nairaland too you know wink
can't comprehend a thing.

Your diction sucks.

Work on your vocabulary

#FinalYearIndeed

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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by Oluwatosean(m): 12:06am On Dec 26, 2014
ireneony:
are you jealous of short dudes
em not, why wuld i be?. I ,mean large % of girls out there loves tall dudes
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by ireneony(f): 12:08am On Dec 26, 2014
Oluwatosean:
em not, why wuld i be?. I ,mean large % of girls out there loves tall dudes
alright
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:12am On Dec 26, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
All in the bid to make FP/get noticed
I tell u!

Well its none of my biz as dis is a story for d gods.

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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by lilmax(m): 12:56am On Dec 26, 2014
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by Medunah: 7:14am On Dec 26, 2014
Girl, u no dey tire?

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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by ireneony(f): 8:03am On Dec 26, 2014
Medunah:
Girl, u no dey tire?
if you don't have anything reasonable to say, don't comment.....
Don't worry is not made for you, the right persons will appreciate it.
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by ireneony(f): 8:26am On Dec 26, 2014
donvidar:
short guys sha.....




ireneony, will you then go for a short guy?
definitely.... I judge a person by the content of his/her character
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by Nobody: 8:33am On Dec 26, 2014
ireneony:
definitely.... I judge a person by the content of his/her character

you fine small sha.
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by Dotwillis1(m): 8:33am On Dec 26, 2014
Buh u created a thread weeks bk, insultin short guys
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by ireneony(f): 8:36am On Dec 26, 2014
Dotwillis1:
Buh u created a thread weeks bk, insulting short guys
really......that's was my twin sistercheesy
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by Nobody: 8:42am On Dec 26, 2014
ireneony:
what if i made front page undecidedare you lalasticlala or obinoscopy angry
why are you so bitter
every other persons do create thread, but why ar yo so concerns about my own.
am a nairaland too you know wink
lmao!!! my dear u r one hell of a nairaland o!!! grin
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by Dotwillis1(m): 9:45am On Dec 26, 2014
ireneony:
really......that's was my twin sistercheesy
alrice o
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by LewisO: 9:47am On Dec 26, 2014
ireneony:
if you don't like my thread, create one that we will contribute to......for the record stop being a crybaby.
if you don't like my thread don't comment, you can't speak for everyone, I know others will find it useful.

boy bye
Never lash-out, coz u may lash at those who lashes more than u're and most most discourteously get lashed!

I gave u an advice, just adhere to it.

Just a break from " Romance " section without creating silly threads, your coming back will be honoured, that will be when u come back with intellectual threads with good meanings. sad

What would have come to head for u to call me " Boy " by u little girl?

If u quote me to hit-back at me discourteously, I bet u I will hit u badly! angry

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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by LewisO: 10:02am On Dec 26, 2014
b1327:
man I think u really mean dat girl
U typed the word "Mean" what I typed their does it looks like I am against her? no.

Before u quote me always try do some research of what would have make me comment on her thread

So try check her last thread, u will see when she totally type-flopped, saying " Fvck her brothers "... undecided

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Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by LewisO: 10:24am On Dec 26, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
can't comprehend a thing.

Your diction sucks.

Work on your vocabulary

#FinalYearIndeed

Please! help tell her undecided
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by nwonufestus(m): 10:29am On Dec 26, 2014
[color=#000099][/color]shoki
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by benkings(m): 10:38am On Dec 26, 2014
Dotwillis1:
Buh u created a thread weeks bk, insultin short guys
she is confused
Re: The 14 Absolute Best Things About Dating A Short Guy by braintext(m): 10:45am On Dec 26, 2014
Women sha

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