• A lady's phone inbox:
1. I love you dear (Alex)
2. Can I take you out tonite? (Andrew)

3. I always feel bad when I see you
with another man (Jabu)
4. Sweetie, don't forget about the trip
(Managing Director)
5. Darling, have you seen the airtime I
sent you? (Collins)
6. Honey, I will do whatever it takes
just for you to be by my side (CEO)
7. Consider it done (Dealer Principal)

8. Baby, check your account balance
and call me back (Chairman)



•A Guys Phone Inbox:
1. Your data bundle will soon expire
(MTN)
2. Hey dude, give me a break!! I told
you I am getting married (Jane)
3. Don't you dare call me again, cheat!
(Patricia)
4. I'm warning you for the last time
okay?? (Landlord)
5. Brother I am still expecting some
money for the admission form (young
brother)
6. My son, how are you? Please send
us some money (Mama)
7. I haven't seen my period for 2
months (Neighbour's daughter)
And they think its easy being a man
We shall all live long to celebrate more in life in
good health and wealth. Cheers.

Amiii oo..A Man's life is a big test..
Women who re reasonable shuldnt av issues with life xcept marraige and childbirth..

but me no get all dis kind text for my phone oooo

make I laugh small

Hehe! Those awkward moments

temitemi1:
but me no get all dis kind text for my phone oooo

don't worry, maybe as time goes on.

You must hv open so many wrong inboxes to hv compiled a list like this...... Maybe that of a prostitute .


Although, that of gurls is filled wit love messages but nt wit that amount of different men.

Segirl18:
You must hv open so many wrong inboxes to hv compiled a list like this...... Maybe that of a prostitute .

Bwuaaaaaahhhhh, d bolded made me laff.