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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by 5minsmadness: 2:47pm On Dec 31, 2014
Na wa grin
This topic pain some people no be small o cheesy

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by RotrEmmanuel: 2:56pm On Dec 31, 2014
5minsmadness:

The source of the original article is written below.
Ok. since this one is not ORIGINAL we are not clicking that link..

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by dinachi(m): 3:10pm On Dec 31, 2014
Of course Lesbians n Feminists will not allow other women to learn from this post...,they will rather make sure that women here are confused more...one word..pay no heed to these Lesbians & Feminists. Take what you need from the post and discard the rest and may God help you to enjoy your marriage. Happy new year in advance.

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Nobody: 3:21pm On Dec 31, 2014
aisha2:
Lmao I no go die sha for this site. So the trend these days it seems if for women to " learn" their lessons
From the fake story teller who claimed her husband was marrying another wife and wanted us to learn our lesson by force to this one at least story tellers took the advice we gave last time and didn't make ut a Nollywood crap of bull.

Same story line though, man cheats wife makes it all her fault none of his.

2015 don come I will pray for all the lesson teachers so they can have better stories with lessons next time since they are determined to teach sturborn women like Stillfire, EfemenaXY, Cococandy, Chilisauce and Ile lessons in this family section. Oya make una carry biro and paper begin learn the lessons are just starting

The wife is actually the one blaming herself... undecided

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Chillis: 3:29pm On Dec 31, 2014
Typical to keep the zombies wives in check. grin

Attention to your kids. Why won't she give attention to the kids when you probably left the whole job of child rearing to her.
Na only that point I see read, if the first point is pointless, others should be time wasting.

2015, I pray for good job and business for our resident whiners.


Amen.

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Chillis: 3:32pm On Dec 31, 2014
aisha2:
Lmao I no go die sha for this site. So the trend these days it seems if for women to " learn" their lessons
From the fake story teller who claimed her husband was marrying another wife and wanted us to learn our lesson by force to this one at least story tellers took the advice we gave last time and didn't make ut a Nollywood crap of bull.

Same story line though, man cheats wife makes it all her fault none of his.

2015 don come I will pray for all the lesson teachers so they can have better stories with lessons next time since they are determined to teach sturborn women like Stillfire, EfemenaXY, Cococandy, Chilisauce and Ile lessons in this family section. Oya make una carry biro and paper begin learn the lessons are just starting

cheesy grin cheesy grin

No be small lessons oh.

Funny the ones following these funny rules are either single , or dumped. grin

Y'all should relax and live life.
After yrs on earth , only hardship you get to show?
Worst part sef, after the hardship some of them go go hell fire grin grin

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by marbee(f): 3:38pm On Dec 31, 2014
That therapist that advice the woman must be high on some weed

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Nobody: 3:41pm On Dec 31, 2014
Chillis:

cheesy grin cheesy grin
No be small lessons oh.
Funny the ones following these funny rules are either single , or dumped. grin
Y'all should relax and live life.
After yrs on earth , only hardship you get to show?
Worst part sef, after the hardship some of them go go hell fire grin grin

You no get sense oh " sufferness" is what makes a good wife.
If you are enjoying your marriage and not going through all the suffer its either;

1. You are jazzing ya husband
2. Your husband is a weak man
3. You are a feminist
And my personal favourite
4. You are an online wife lying to gullible long suffering women because you cannot have a good marriage and if he hasn't cheated you haven't caught him yet hehehehehe.

Na the women like to suffer abeg leave them, I didnt come to this world to escort anybody to enjoy while I am cleaning, cooking, looking after battalion children, borning every year, cooking fresh soup every day, washing jeans manually, grinding pepper yet remaining sexy in red pant and bra. While still finding time to run all over town looking for those jazzebels seducing him as he claims and fighting with them while he looks on happy and satisfied that two stupid women are fighting over his pot belle and alcohol breathe. While you are busy doing all these he is on nairaland bashing feminists hoping praying and fasting you never become like them. Then once in a while he formulates stories like this so you know how lucky you are that he still stays with you and you haven't become a hopeless divorcee, lesbian or feminist

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by EfemenaXY: 3:52pm On Dec 31, 2014
aisha2:

You no get sense oh " sufferness" is what makes a good wife.
If you are enjoying your marriage and not going through all the suffer its either;
1. You are jazzing ya husband
2. Your husband is a weak man
3. You are a feminist
And my personal favourite
4. You are an online wife lying to gullible long suffering women because you cannot have a good marriage and if he hasn't cheated you haven't caught him yet hehehehehe.
Na the women like to suffer abeg leave them, I didnt come to this world to escort anybody to enjoy while I am cleaning, cooking, looking after battalion children, borning every year, cooking fresh soup every day, washing jeans manually, grinding pepper yet remaining sexy in red pant and bra

Choi!! grin cheesy

Speaking of which, when are you gonna return the clay pots, mortar & pestle you borrowed from me 3 moons ago?? angry angry

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Nobody: 3:59pm On Dec 31, 2014
EfemenaXY:

Choi!! grin cheesy
Speaking of which, when are you gonna return the clay pots, mortar & pestle you borrowed from me 3 moons ago?? angry angry

My sister as soon as I recover jare. I dislocated my waist while grinding pepper and pounding yam simultaneously. It must be the handiwork of those devilish husband snatchers who want to remove me from my home. If i cant pound yam and ground pepper tell me what value do I have as a wife?

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Nobody: 4:00pm On Dec 31, 2014
Chillis:
Typical to keep the zombies wives in check. grin

Attention to your kids. Why won't she give attention to the kids when you probably left the whole job of child rearing to her.
Na only that point I see read, if the first point is pointless, others should be time wasting.

2015, I pray for good job and business for our resident whiners.


Amen.



Hahahahaha. One panty sniffing whiner don comment o. Chai. I never see man wey dey sniff the pants of feminists pass that one. Make 2015 deliver am from the curse of panty sniffing.

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by EfemenaXY: 4:01pm On Dec 31, 2014
Chillis:
Typical to keep the zombies wives in check. grin

Attention to your kids. Why won't she give attention to the kids when you probably left the whole job of child rearing to her.
Na only that point I see read, if the first point is pointless, others should be time wasting.

2015, I pray for good job and business for our resident whiners.


Amen.




Lol!

Una get time sha. When are you lot gonna realize that the Family section has long since been overrun by bone-idle, keyboard happy teenagers, migrating over from the Romance Section?

I mean think about it. The so-called advisers spend 30 hours a day, 8 days a week, 15months a year dishing out "how to" advices... Kids barely out of Terry cloth nappies & pins advising married folks with kids "how to" run their marriages, kids, and family life? cheesy cheesy

Bunch of hungry, hustling, jokers everywhere sha...

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Nobody: 4:12pm On Dec 31, 2014
Chillis:
Typical to keep the zombies wives in check. grin
Attention to your kids. Why won't she give attention to the kids when you probably left the whole job of child rearing to her.
Na only that point I see read, if the first point is pointless, others should be time wasting.
2015, I pray for good job and business for our resident whiners.
Amen.

Amen amen amen ohhhhhhh

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Chillis: 4:18pm On Dec 31, 2014
aisha2:


[size=20pt]You no get sense oh " sufferness" is what makes a good wife.
If you are enjoying your marriage and not going through all the suffer its either;

1. You are jazzing ya husband
2. Your husband is a weak man
3. You are a feminist
And my personal favourite
4. You are an online wife lying to gullible long suffering women because you cannot have a good marriage and if he hasn't cheated you haven't caught him yet hehehehehe.

Na the women like to suffer abeg leave them, I didnt come to this world to escort anybody to enjoy while I am cleaning, cooking, looking after battalion children, borning every year, cooking fresh soup every day, washing jeans manually, grinding pepper yet remaining sexy in red pant and bra. While still finding time to run all over town looking for those jazzebels seducing him as he claims and fighting with them while he looks on happy and satisfied that two stupid women are fighting over his pot belle and alcohol breathe. While you are busy doing all these he is on nairaland bashing feminists hoping praying and fasting you never become like them. Then once in a while he formulates stories like this so you know how lucky you are that he still stays with you and you haven't become a hopeless divorcee, lesbian or feminist[/size]

end of discussion!
finito!!
cest fini!
ogwula!
final bustop!

This is summary for 2014. cheesy

See yall in 2015.

Let me go do some cocktail.

Happy new yr to everyone.
Good health for all.
Amen!

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by EfemenaXY: 4:21pm On Dec 31, 2014
aisha2:


My sister as soon as I recover jare. I dislocated my waist while grinding pepper and pounding yam simultaneously. It must be the handiwork of those devilish husband snatchers who want to remove me from my home. If i cant pound yam and ground pepper tell me what value do I have as a wife?

Gosh!

This must be the laziest post of the year!

So...you're shouting like this because of common grinding Cameroon pepper and pounding yam at the same time? shocked shocked

Come, don't be talking anyhow-ly this festive season! Haven't you seen how Ile fetches water from that stream half a day's walk from home, while backing junior, and still maintaining her composure despite her 8 month pregnancy?

Or how Cococandy single handedly climbs up that palm tree to harvest the palm nuts herself to cook Banga soup?

Or how the association hard working, a.k.a die-hard wives make our garri from scratch starting with the cassava roots?? grin grin

Right now, carefreewannabe is giving me serious tutorials on how to grow, thrive, and progress as the 6th wife? And the joys of polygyny?? Including reaping the fruits of hardwork...I.e: living to hear my Oga's grunt of approval??

You do know that real men don't say "thank you". It's unmanly. They grunt instead... tongue

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by edwife(f): 4:28pm On Dec 31, 2014
undecided undecided undecided

Chills,cococandy and Efemenaxy,please my darlings this is the last day of 2014,therefore we should turn a new leaf.
Avoid threads that end up in gender bashing,remember next summer is our bikini contest. wink kissWe need to focus on the weight we are accumulating this christmas....
Byvan kiss


Chills darling,i need to see your cocktail mix....

Live and lets live...

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Nobody: 4:48pm On Dec 31, 2014
EfemenaXY:

Gosh!
This must be the laziest post of the year!
So...you're shouting like this because of common grinding Cameroon pepper and pounding yam at the same time? shocked shocked
Come, don't be talking anyhow-ly this festive season! Haven't you seen how Ile fetches water from that stream half a day's walk from home, while backing junior, and still maintaining her composure despite her 8 month pregnancy?
Or how Cococandy single handedly climbs up that palm tree to harvest the palm nuts herself to cook Banga soup?
Or how the association hard working, a.k.a die-hard wives make our garri from scratch starting with the cassava roots?? grin grin
Right now, carefreewannabe is giving me serious tutorials on how to grow, thrive, and progress as the 6th wife? And the joys of polygyny?? Including reaping the fruits of hardwork...I.e: living to hear my Oga's grunt of approval??
You do know that real men don't say "thank you". It's unmanly. They grunt instead... tongue

Ah my sister, I apologise for my silly excuses, common twisted waist, i feel so ashamed. You have encouraged me, let me go and fetch water from the stream miles away, I must make up for this blasphemy even though I have tap water, see how am wasting hubbys money on water bills instead of going to the stream, shameless me.

I am sorry, I have learned so much from our lesson teachers oh, let me run along so my husband wont get snatched by a stronger super woman

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by cococandy(f): 4:50pm On Dec 31, 2014
I'm not turning a new leaf. Lie lie
angry angry

Just be prepared to make nice dishes to bring for me in prison when they lock me up for bashing in some Mumu's head.

Or maybe I should just turn a new leaf embarassed.

I will think about it edwife cheesy
edwife:
undecided undecided undecided

Chills,cococandy and Efemeneya xy,please my darlings this is the last day of 2014,therefore we should turn a new leaf.
Avoid threads that end up in gender bashing,remember next summer is our bikini contest. wink kissWe need to focus on the weight we are accumulating this christmas....
Byvan kiss


Chills darling,i need to see your cocktail mix....

Live and lets live...



Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by cococandy(f): 4:51pm On Dec 31, 2014
Happy new year Aisha2
Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by edwife(f): 4:58pm On Dec 31, 2014
cococandy:
I'm not turning a new leaf. Lie lie
angry angry

Just be prepared to make nice dishes to bring for me in prison when they lock me up for bashing in some Mumu's head.

Or maybe I should just turn a new leaf embarassed.

I will think about it edwife cheesy

shocked shocked shocked for real?
In this case,make it your last because i am so ready to visit you in jail tongue tongue,i miss those visits.... grin grin grin
chills didn't agree to remain there,no one to cook for....
Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by armyofone(m): 5:00pm On Dec 31, 2014
Happy new year all the Amazons and Shaka Zulus.
Bless you all and may the fingers that type never slow down grin
One love grin

A day to be nice...
Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Nobody: 5:00pm On Dec 31, 2014
edwife:
undecided undecided undecided

Chills,cococandy and Efemeneya xy,please my darlings this is the last day of 2014,therefore we should turn a new leaf.
Avoid threads that end up in gender bashing,remember next summer is our bikini contest. wink kissWe need to focus on the weight we are accumulating this christmas....
Byvan kiss


Chills darling,i need to see your cocktail mix....

Live and lets live...






Seriously I would love to, but how will I go about it? These idi*ts need some good whipping every now and then.
Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Nobody: 5:10pm On Dec 31, 2014
cococandy:
Happy new year Aisha2

Happy new year darling

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Nobody: 5:12pm On Dec 31, 2014
EfemenaXY:


Gosh!

This must be the laziest post of the year!

So...you're shouting like this because of common grinding Cameroon pepper and pounding yam at the same time? shocked shocked

Come, don't be talking anyhow-ly this festive season! Haven't you seen how Ile fetches water from that stream half a day's walk from home, while backing junior, and still maintaining her composure despite her 8 month pregnancy?

Or how Cococandy single handedly climbs up that palm tree to harvest the palm nuts herself to cook Banga soup?

Or how the association hard working, a.k.a die-hard wives make our garri from scratch starting with the cassava roots?? grin grin

Right now, carefreewannabe is giving me serious tutorials on how to grow, thrive, and progress as the 6th wife? And the joys of polygyny?? Including reaping the fruits of hardwork...I.e: living to hear my Oga's grunt of approval??

You do know that real men don't say "thank you". It's unmanly. They grunt instead... tongue

They grunt, fart and belch and that should make you a proud wife. tongue

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by okotv(m): 5:15pm On Dec 31, 2014
carefreewannabe:


They grunt, fart and belch and that should make you a proud wife. tongue
African men are in for it
Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by lilmax(m): 5:15pm On Dec 31, 2014
5minsmadness:
Na wa grin
This topic pain some people no be small o cheesy
grin

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Nobody: 5:16pm On Dec 31, 2014
cococandy:
I'm not turning a new leaf. Lie lie
angry angry

Just be prepared to make nice dishes to bring for me in prison when they lock me up for bashing in some Mumu's head.

Or maybe I should just turn a new leaf embarassed.

I will think about it edwife cheesy

Please don't turn any leaves, I like it the way it is. tongue

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Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by Nobody: 5:17pm On Dec 31, 2014
okotv:
African men are in for it

I am joking here. Don't take everything seriously. smiley
Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by edwife(f): 5:19pm On Dec 31, 2014
byvan:


Seriously I would love to, but how will I go about it? These idi*ts needs some good whipping every now and then.

LMAO see these my sisters o,these amazones and xena


i need to start delivrance oya lining up......
Armyofone follow the queue.....

Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by okotv(m): 5:20pm On Dec 31, 2014
carefreewannabe:


I am joking here. Don't take everything seriously. smiley
I know that...my emoticons aren't functioning well enough.

Happy new year in advance
Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by cococandy(f): 5:21pm On Dec 31, 2014
grin grin grin
Re: 4 Huge Mistakes I Made As A Wife by cococandy(f): 5:22pm On Dec 31, 2014
carefreewannabe:


Please don't turn any leaves, I like it the way it is. tongue
i won't smiley

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