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10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by LaurelP(m): 8:42am On Jan 06, 2015 |
  10. STEALS UR FOOD Na the least of the issue be this. You go carry babe enter restaurant, adjust your eye glasses, look menu finish. come order for pounded yam and afang soup. Then you go turn look your babe ask her “Honey, you no go place your own order?” The babe go just bone tell you say her belle dey full. Omo, na so person go dey happy for mind say him go chop tight but that na dream. The moment food land, your babe go come closer to you, look the meat, fish, kpomo, snail and okporoko wey dey the soup. “Honey, are you going to eat those?” She go pick one meat. Next thing na to wash her follow you chop the whole food. This no be love, na confirm reducing of ration. Make una stop am abeg. 9. ALWAYS LATE One of my friend and im former babe dey always get this issue. Normally we know say women get their time and e worse past African time. This my friend dey always add like 10 – 30 minutes for him babe so that she go do something quick but she must still delay. If na party, restaurant or Silverbird them wan go, na the same story. Na so this guy come device style o. Him go tell the babe say na 8:00pm be time for movie whereas na 9:00pm. Well, the babe break up with am. Why? She say him too dey lie. What of her wey dey delay? 8. USES SEX AS A WEAPON Make una no mind my language abeg. But must women make us beg for our right again? All the isi-ewu, nkwobi, cow tail and bladder wey dem don chop fa? Some babes own self na to allow you swim kpekus only when you do something special. Maybe you buy her the latest Samsung Tablet, if not, O.Y.O for you. Some of them self get the liver to tell you something like this. “If you don’t buy me something for valentine, then I promise you, there will be no show!!!” Chineke, wetin make Valentine gift special abeg. Men still dey device their own plans sha. 7. SHE CAN’T PUT HER PHONE DOWN Ladies, we know. We know say una family mean so much to una but na wetin na?? Na so una go just una eyes for phone like say something dey happen wey special inside while we go just dey bed dey toss around. This thing no fair o. Sometimes, we men dey like make una give us that eye to eye contact when we dey yan with una. Oya make we do deal. We no go look that sexy waitress wey go serve us drink again. Deal? Deal. 6. SHE CAN’T TAKE A COMPLIMENT Women no just know how to take compliment. Them go begin dey ask everybody if them make sense. After you carry 1 hour rub make-up, wetin you wan know again? Seriously, na only one person compliment suppose matter to una and that na una boyfriend(s).  5. SHE EXPECTS YOU TO READ HER MIND Why be say una dey expect us to turn to Nostradamus because of una? Una go dey smile one kind smile dey wink for us or dey pinch us. Ah ahn, wetin una want? Una no go ever say. We dey attentive o, loving and caring but seriously, reading of minds na only winch dey do am and we no be winches. 4. SHE GUILTS YOU We know say all this films dey always portray say make we do everything for our woman. We don watch am and unfortunately, women ma don watch am. Na so them go dey force us to do things wey we no wan do. Na so my babe make me part with my last cash. Wetin be her claim? She talk say I suppose make sacrifice for her since I “claim” say I love her. My people, e fair? 3. I'M FINE If una never hear am before, I go talk am again. The moment you Bleep up, your babe tell you say “Honey, everything is fine, just go to bed.” Guy, carry you cloth run comot go sleep for your friend house. Women sabi pretend until something don reach cataclysmic level before them go do you bad. A word, oyibo say dey enough for the wise. 2. SHE HOLDS GRUDGES This one go hand and leg with the number 1 of this thread o. The moment you carry wrong answer give her for question, or you do something wey she no like or you say something, hhhun. Even if na before una start to dey date, before una marry or when una just marry, wahala dey oo. Just know say she go dey remind you that eff up all your life. 1. ENTRAPPING QUESTION “Do I look fat in this?” “Is my friend Amara pretty?” “If I ended up in a wheelchair would you still love me?” All of us know this question. Na the answer go determine wetin you go hear and wetin you no go hear. Seriously, women go just use innocent question make you trap yourself. Kai, na so one of my babe those days tell me say one other girl dey eye me. Na quick quick I go burst kpekus. I no ever know say na plan. Well, I single now sha. From hiphopnaija.com 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by xpac01(m): 8:55am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Hahahaha.True talks. |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by BasseyJ(m): 8:58am On Jan 06, 2015 |
So very true, especially no1, imagine a bro is about to insert and she holds him and asks 'do you love me Which nigga is gonna say No at such time 1 Like |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by Nobody: 9:05am On Jan 06, 2015 |
You go burst kpekus! That No 5. ShaAaaaaaaa 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by xpac01(m): 9:07am On Jan 06, 2015 |
*falls from my office chair, hits head on the floor* guy una no go kpai person with laugh oo!. |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by LewisO: 9:09am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by Mutuwa(m): 9:13am On Jan 06, 2015 |
And this is why majority of them regret in life.They always shoot without aiming. |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by Welrez(m): 9:41am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Funny... I wish more people would write in pidgin. |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by LaurelP(m): 9:57am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by dechandel(f): 10:01am On Jan 06, 2015 |
I do number 10 alot There is love in sharing na Funny write up |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by Nobody: 10:15am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by freezyprinzy(m): 10:38am On Jan 06, 2015 |
rotflmao |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by ggrin(f): 11:57am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Lies |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by SortCode(m): 4:08pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
number 10, kinda funny |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by ireneony(f): 4:10pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Guy, na comedy fit you |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by thecommunist(m): 7:05am On Jan 07, 2015 |
No 1 tho...lol. she is actually adding weight and she knows it, yet she goes : " baby, am i getting fat?. Of course i will lie and tell her no...in fact " you are shedding fat" and then she accuses me of lying! |
Re: 10 Bad Things Naija Babes Do (very Funny) by Davidolives(m): 7:29am On Jan 07, 2015 |
especially the reading minds thing |
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