Unibenstudent:
kingtom na my sister be this ohh.

Stoical:


Meaning...?
I said she demanded or rather asked for me to do those and I posted her... I think u don't believe me...then ain't trying to make u to

Ploy:


You didn't agree pay b4 service then, now you do. Kpekus no be free.

kristina1:
Dorlapoh20,reply ur whatsapp chat now......pls it's very urgent please

onstelly:
Story for the gods

kristina1:
Dorlapoh20,reply ur whatsapp chat now......pls it's very urgent please

Stoical:

Kristina/Dorlapo...there is God oooo, declare d content of the whatsapp messages here, or...

dorlapoh20:

we are discussing on how we are going to sell all guys on nl. Starting with u

Stoical:


OK OK, please do joor and return me after Friday ooo

Stoical:


OK OK, please do joor and return me after Friday ooo

Stoical:
Her new year resolution is to stop having sex with me, yet she keeps bugging me with a lot of needs.

Imagine me oo... Na this one Fella says na double wahala for dead body...
I knew this chap through a colleague and before I knew it, she had sent a message through her to me, stating that she likes me. Well, as a semi-fine guy, I come form as if I aint interested. Well, as at this time, I was in a relationship, so I chose to just be her friend. But, she kept disturbing my lines. Well, when I had issues with my 13 months date...I decided to give her a chance...

Ever since, I gave her a chance she made my house her weekend gateaway home, esp when she aint in school (MADONNA). Well, I didn't mind, as I needed her assistance in house chores, which she never did. She keeps jumping from one request to the other, yet no show...after a while, I decided to have it and she refused coming to the house, till I went for xmas. When I came back, she just showed today unannounced. Well, I seriously needed it, after about 2 months, but when she came, her usual; I am hungry, I want to drink malt, I want, I want, I want... I just acceded to her wants and when it came to my NEED, she now says, Her New Year Resolution is NO SEX till she Marries... What Yet she keeps asking me to make her hair (15k) and should take her for shopping, as she is going back to school on Friday... Bros, I no be learner oo, even though I promised her to come back on Fri morning...

I no be her Papa naa, but what shoould I do guys, and babes, why una de like dis?

(Sorry if I mistype or misyarn, dis one don too much naa)

Stoical:


This is tortology Moor. Charity means love. Besides, she ain't my sis, but my friend, so....

dorlapoh20:

what's happening on friday?

Ploy:
Have you paid for the ones you have enjoyed?

My friend, answer her joor.

pinkiepetite:
so sex is to be paid for when u doing it mutually? so if I ve sex wif my bf now he must pay me? smh

Stoical:


That's when this over-sabi gal wan come go for shopping naa...

dorlapoh20:

why u dey date over spending babe

Stoical:


Because under-spending chick like you aint near me...

dorlapoh20:

then travel more.

Stoical:


Well, air crash everywhere, road accident by the seconds, ship sinking hourly...and I am still watching out for the train events...

Meanwhile try and fix that switch, make e no shock me oo.