rigarmortis:
though 99% of girls are either hare brained or fish brained, you don't initiate a conversation with them the same way otherwise they will be put off and you lose your mark, it depends on your intentions and the kind of girl you are talking to.

1. the sharp in and out girl,
these are girls you want to use for a fling, for the time being, or when you girl is not around, or for fun/adventure, there are subtypes.

a. the good bad girl.
this type has a boyfriend, but he is far away and she likes you very much, and wants to fxck you, if the feeling is mutual, indulge her, don't start with the love and getting to know you slash friends convo.....use double meaning suggestive words when you converse with her..........start the good boy thing and you are on a long thing, leave that for her real boyfriend, she is a good bad girl. bad with you, good with him.

b. the runs gyal
someone gives you a runs gyals number and you go into the kinda conversation as written by the OP, RUBBISH.
where can we meet, should be first and what is your name last, the last doesn't even matter cos she is gonna give you a name like cindyrealia or magenta a fake name which you will soon forget.

c. the fill in the gap girl.
she just broke up and wants to have wild fun for revenge/fun purpose, and you are forming nice gentleman discussion?


2. the serious working class "lady"
you are in that mood where you don't want a clingy or needy girl, she works in a bank and single, no time to mingle, you two hook up, I swear she is gonna be the one to ask you where you work!...........its not like she is a gold digger, she just doesn't wanna have to pick the tab and baby sit you all the time.

so yes someone is gonna ask what the other person does......beat her to it sir!.........ask! and when she answers nod and say stuff that is ambiguous, let her empty herself cos she wanna show you she is independent, then tell her as liitle as possible about yourself, make it ambiguous, tell her where you work, but not which office, take her home.

the rest is history.


3. the friendship type gyal.

normal I don't converse with girls I don't intend to fxck, but there comes a time when something pushes you into this kinda group, play along, this is only when you can act a little nice.....but alas!....not to the letter, remember, girls are soon bored with good guys, feel her in alone moments, gauge her , chip in a few words to see her kinda person when you are alone, so you know which category to box her in. Thats her inner category, bring it out.

the drawback with these kinda is like you have a girlfriend without the "privileges"...believe me, naija girls being the fishbrained creatures they are will still want you to do stuff for them, I wont say don't, cos ppl will say am harsh and I wont say do cos that will be creating a new mugu, we have many running around already....just use your brain.

4a. there is a final subset to the friendship type...THE BAIT.

these ones are friends with you, maybe you have !@#$ed them in the past, or just friends, doesn't matter, but they have many girlfriends and girls seems to like her a lot, she is like a leader among them....you know the kinda, popular and flirty and wild sometimes?...with enough female numbers........yes!......a girl that likes her and knows she likes you.....automatically likes you too, if she tells a girl you are generous, work in NNPC etc, it its the gospel truth even when hard FACTS prove otherwise.


5. the sheep

these kind don't talk much, don't party much are mostly loners and introverts, they have a lot going on in their head, they can use their imagination to keep themselves company, and that's what you need to break into, your conversation should be centred around the fact that you know and feel how brilliant she is and no one understands her......BUT YOU.

there are mainly two kinds.

a. the religious sheep.

this kind, due to religion has been turned into the sheep, she follows the book and does things right, if your intentions are wolfy, make them sheepy, find a sheep and use it to cover your intentions, then worm your way into her mind, but remember, don't be totally good, a few flashes of the wild side on a few occasions will do, forget that she is covered from head to toe, everything is possible since 50cent and vivica.

b. the natural sheep

this kind are just naturally quiet...for not seeable reason.........just nature, keep her company, fill in the gap in her life....now don't do much conversation, the key is to get her talking, trust me the quiet ones have things to say too.

one day just act sad, that's all, the nurturing instinct that these kind possess will kick in, pretend you want to be alone now.......she wont allow....she will want to know......and that's when the cookie crumbles.