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Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by mukina2: 1:47pm On Jan 09, 2009
menike:

[center]This battle is acts of pawns so I'm swinging like bats of Bonds
I sonnin' Chamotex like a bad father the was I'm leaving tracks of spawns
Lyrically a degraded fighter, 'Lost most of his Matches
Everyone can dickride this gay , he's washed up som1 get him a matches
Enough bluff…so Sony should have a re-call’, because this is the ‘2nd P.S3 I’ve bleeped up
Cusz even in my weakest point, Menike kills Chamotex like he was a cigar puff
This imposter exposed now cusz when I'm done I'll b leavin' sperm up ya face
Nigga u's a bitch the way I uplift verses n' metaphor throwin' it at ya face
This fucker aint ready, i'll put you through hell, before you get slumber in heaven
I'ma keep throwin punches 'one after another' like he had a phobia of the number eleven
This jokes lame, acceptin my callouts provin to the site you have no brains
Dudes alias matches his talent, ask who he beat and hear niggas yell 'No Name'
My verse is enough to put Chamotex knees in this bleeding prick
I always thought u's a fool the way u always on niggas di**ck
Menike leave your spleen slashed, if the NL asks, ya role in NL means 'ass'
Dude was 'looked over' by GENESIS, Cause he's not a real part of the 'Dream cast'


@the judges
sorry yall my post came really late. been really busy wit work
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Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 2:26pm On Jan 09, 2009
Mukina are u online? I got some li'l spanking for ya!
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by A40(m): 6:37pm On Jan 09, 2009
chamotex:

Nice one! cheesy
Lol Laim-malc is an infant that boy is too flyweight for moi he is like a baby seal walking in polar bear territory the outcome is always going to be fatal for the seal
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Crude(m): 8:16pm On Jan 09, 2009
@Sauron
Damn! Damn!! Damn!!!, u'sa murtherfucckin murderer dowg! U done hit me at close range mahn! That's too mean of u. . . .Neways

@ the judges
Ya'll know the Crude aint the type that stall on bars, i've just had me ass mixed with some crazy cops since the year started. . . . .'twas some hood thang u kno wa mean? pls pardon ur boy's lateness. . . . .

. . . .back @ Sauron
Bwoy!!! Fire up ur Air Conditioner cos the Crude is gon heat u so up, this time morrow. . . . wink Shiiiiiit!!! Cant but read ma funeral again. . . . .lol
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by sauran(f): 9:23pm On Jan 09, 2009
is crude accepting defeat without battling, ?dieing before your death.?isnt that cowardice? pls drop some crude oilllllllllllllll on sauran.
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Shaz(f): 9:27pm On Jan 09, 2009
IBK, WHY!
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Sauron1: 10:29pm On Jan 09, 2009
Shaz:

IBK, WHY!

Sauran is NOT Ibkaye.

Sauran = FLOWSHOW = Chasisbitch = Bolajibaok/Bolajibroke/BJPumpin/Ediosoo.
Before you know it, we would start seeing Fan Yogo, Omo Ijebu, Obokun Ajakaye.

Crude:

@Sauron
Damn! Damn!! Damn!!!, u'sa murtherfucckin murderer dowg! U done hit me at close range mahn! That's too mean of u. . . .Neways

No vex, bro.
This is a competition, a winner has to emerge. grin



. . . .back @ Sauron
Bwoy!!! Fire up ur Air Conditioner because the Crude is gon heat u so up, this time morrow. . . . wink Shiiiiiit!!! can't but read ma funeral again. . . . .lol



U have lost 30 marks already. U really must come up with something HOT to put me under the cement. grin
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Shaz(f): 10:54pm On Jan 09, 2009
~Sauron~:

Sauran is NOT Ibkaye.

Lol. . i know, I was sayin' sumn else. .
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by twinkle2: 1:27am On Jan 10, 2009
hmmmm
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Nobody: 1:29am On Jan 10, 2009
Ibkaye why kini?  shocked

@Sauron
Yeah, I thought so too cheesy

WHAT THE HELL!! JUST REALISED SAURAN AKA FLOWHOW HAS MY PIC IN HIS PROFILE!  shocked shocked shocked
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Sauron1: 1:52am On Jan 10, 2009
ibkaye:

@Sauron
Yeah, I thought so too cheesy

WHAT THE HELL!! JUST REALISED SAURAN AKA FLOWHOW HAS MY PIC IN HIS PROFILE!  shocked shocked shocked

The guy must be in loff with you. grin
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Nobody: 1:53am On Jan 10, 2009
~Sauron~:

The guy must be in loff with you. grin
Nah, that's not it cheesy

Maybe he was trying to pass off his 'sauran' id as being me, especially since he put his sex as female, jeez shocked shocked
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Sauron1: 2:00am On Jan 10, 2009
ibkaye:

Nah, that's not it cheesy

Maybe he was trying to pass off his 'sauran' id as being me, especially since he put his sex as female, jeez  shocked shocked

He is a serial self-servicer.
Dude is suffering from chronic identity crisis.
I wouldn't bet against him wanking with your pics. cry
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Nobody: 2:03am On Jan 10, 2009
Lol, I've reported it so hopefully it will be sorted out smiley

Don't even know what I did to the guy sha, seriously
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Sauron1: 2:10am On Jan 10, 2009
ibkaye:

Lol, I've reported it so hopefully it will be sorted out smiley

Maybe he wants to feature you in his obokun ajakaye tracks. grin grin grin grin


Don't even know what I did to the guy sha, seriously 

He dedicated a song to you n Tgirl. wink wink
Maybe he wants you to payback, lol.
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by sauran(f): 8:55am On Jan 10, 2009
hybrid:


hmmmmm . , . . . much respect to the elite netcees . . . . well what can i say . . . ii can't be part of this tourney . . . its a shame i have to decline


@shaz

sorry . . . . but need to pull out as judge for certain reasons

eya poor hybrid. because mukina left you out?. pls dont cry. hybrid you are not important here
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by sauran(f): 8:58am On Jan 10, 2009
hybrid:

hmmmmm!!!!!!  never knEw Barney and friends was in town . . . . this aint "ELITE"  . . .

oh you are  calling mukina and friends? BARNEY. ?? bad belle mr elite hybrid
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Nobody: 10:20am On Jan 10, 2009
~Sauron~:

Maybe he wants to feature you in his obokun ajakaye tracks. grin grin grin grin

He dedicated a song to you n Tgirl. wink wink
Maybe he wants you to payback, lol.
Roflmao Joker
He dedicted it to Tgirl, not me jor cheesy
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Tgirl4real(f): 11:50am On Jan 10, 2009
@ Sauran,

Quit acting, it aint working for you. The difference between you and ~Sauron~ is like day and night.
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Wordsmith(m): 2:36pm On Jan 10, 2009
mukina. . . . ?
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Crude(m): 9:21pm On Jan 10, 2009
[b]My Hit-Back @ Sauron

Yo! This git is an error let me quickly tipex him outta the picture
He been dancing to his dol-drum since Mukina pop up this fixture

I did'nt come(cum) quickly cos i aint sterile, now here's ur ill-fate
Rubbish?! u produce 'em in multiple like u's garbage template

I aint gotta call u a Fuccker cuss u's the one who always get fuccked
Son, ur lame flow, lyrics n lines wont get u nowhere but "STOP"

16 globules they said, n i'ma dowse Sauron's lyrical conflagration
No doubt, he's a step away from phoney, he's a friggin animation

Fa' sho u's reffered to as a rider, cus u amazingly ride on dicks
Feather weight, i'ma lift u with a flick, mahn i dont need no derrick

High time u had shut eyes dowg i'm putting u off like i got the switches
Man dont make me add Crow to ma bars, they stick to me like leeches

He's all taut up in his wife's leggins, that's the only time he's tight
I'ma help by stickin me leg in his lame ass, son dont nurture no fright

In this game u're too wet behind the ears son throw in the towel
I heard him screamin silently "There aint no light for u at the end of this tunnel"

Phew![/b]
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Sauron1: 9:52pm On Jan 10, 2009
Crude:

[b]My Hit-Back @ Sauron

Yo! This git is an error let me quickly tipex him out of the picture
He been dancing to his dol-drum since Mukina pop up this fixture

I did'nt come(come) quickly because i aint sterile, now here's ur ill-fate
Rubbish?! u produce 'em in multiple like u's garbage template

I aint gotta call u a Fuccker cuss u's the one who always get fuccked
Son, ur lame flow, lyrics n lines wont get u nowhere but "STOP"

16 globules they said, n i'ma dowse Sauron's lyrical conflagration
No doubt, he's a step away from phoney, he's a friggin animation

Fa' sho u's reffered to as a rider, cus u amazingly ride on dicks
Feather weight, i'ma lift u with a flick, mahn i don't need no derrick

High time u had shut eyes dowg i'm putting u off like i got the switches
Man don't make me add Crow to ma bars, they stick to me like leeches

He's all taut up in his wife's leggins, that's the only time he's tight
I'ma help by stickin me leg in his lame ass, son don't nurture no fright

In this game u're too wet behind the ears son throw in the towel
I heard him screamin silently "There aint no light for u at the end of this tunnel"

Phew![/b]

This is ur best shot by a long mile.
Way to go, Crudey!!!
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Christino(m): 11:52pm On Jan 10, 2009
Crude:

[b]My Hit-Back @ Sauron

Yo! This git is an error let me quickly tipex him out of the picture
He been dancing to his dol-drum since Mukina pop up this fixture

I did'nt come(come) quickly because i aint sterile, now here's ur ill-fate
Rubbish?! u produce 'em in multiple like u's garbage template

I aint gotta call u a Fuccker cuss u's the one who always get fuccked
Son, ur lame flow, lyrics n lines wont get u nowhere but "STOP"

16 globules they said, n i'ma dowse Sauron's lyrical conflagration
No doubt, he's a step away from phoney, he's a friggin animation

Fa' sho u's reffered to as a rider, cus u amazingly ride on dicks
Feather weight, i'ma lift u with a flick, mahn i don't need no derrick

High time u had shut eyes dowg i'm putting u off like i got the switches
Man don't make me add Crow to ma bars, they stick to me like leeches

He's all taut up in his wife's leggins, that's the only time he's tight
I'ma help by stickin me leg in his lame ass, son don't nurture no fright

In this game u're too wet behind the ears son throw in the towel
I heard him screamin silently "There aint no light for u at the end of this tunnel"

Phew![/b]

@ Judges,

Please results tomorrow, pls pls pls
. . . wink
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by mukina2: 12:02am On Jan 11, 2009
Tino
i dey online na tongue
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Crude(m): 7:00pm On Jan 11, 2009
@Sauran

Keep shooting ur filthy gob, the ban whip of the Moderator will soon leave a painful lash on ur Back. . . . . . . .Plus why compare yourself with Sauron? The differece between u and him is 10billion to 1. . . . . . . . .Punk!. . . . .U shouldda choose new I.D like The Retard, Cretin, Changeling, The Decelerated, The Half-witted, The Numskull, The slowpoke, slowpoke. . . .  .  . . . .U can holla at me for more options

@Sauron

Mahn, u think that's me right there? I was as destabilized as watever u can think of. . . . .U know tha Hood thang been hangin on my neck like Jewel on Nikkurs, Just left ma Shackles at the Cop station. . . .and all that mahn. . . . .
I just don't wan' be walked over plus i don't wan' loose ma respeck

Okey-dokey, after the tourney, i'll hereby challenge u to an unlimited bar duel sir. . . . . . .we're still cool man
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by mukina2: 1:06pm On Jan 12, 2009
hmmm . . .

nice one guys.you were all good wink

Gbade
yeah . . ? tongue

and to the whiner listen up closely wink

If you were half as good as the people in the tourney , then it would have made a difference, last time i checked nursery rhymes and elite rhymes do not belong in the same group. the only letter they share is "e"
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by bjpumpin(f): 1:12pm On Jan 13, 2009
mukina2:



and to the whiner listen up closely wink

If you were half as good as the people in the tourney , then it would have made a difference, last time i checked nursery rhymes and elite rhymes do not belong in the same group. the only letter they share is "e"

lmfao. to be honest this mukina girl is gettin interesting , elite rhymes vs nursery rhymes .lmfao
everyone knows who carries elite on their heads around here. lmfao. great attitude u got muki. tell that mr elite (hybrid) to shove a diick up in his bitchy puss!. elite cooo , elata neee, word!
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by OldSYNC(m): 2:55pm On Jan 13, 2009
Just dropped my verse 2day! am sorry f4 d delay, twas due to some acada isht
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by mukina2: 4:12pm On Jan 13, 2009
LOL BJ.


smiley to the people that didnt make it in this round

we will have a freestyle competition for all of you, the winner gets to battle the King of NL Netcees cool smiley

so if you were disqualified or lost out . .to someone you still have a chance.
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by dani1luv: 4:25pm On Jan 13, 2009
@ mukina2
I have already dun that
wink
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by Ibime(m): 5:11pm On Jan 13, 2009
**** dusts off the rusty mic*****time to offload these bars of death from my USB before my boss catch me****but first, I gotta tweak a couple of lines for Chamotex*****Chamo, you ready?




I had lyrics, but the judges took the BEST AWAY/ thinking I wont REPLICATE. .
. . but my rhymes keep the light shining. . . . yours just de-‘GENERATE’!/

I’m inspired by the SLIGHTEST ASSUMPTION/ that retirement blinded my MIND TO ITS FUNCTIONS/
Just throw the MIC IN MY CIRCUMFERENCE. . . and I’ll ignite you like HYDROGEN BUNSENS!!/

I smack-this-bitch-in-written-text/ snap-his-limbs-and rip-his-neck/
Match-my-gift?. . . . you couldn’t ‘catch-my-drift’–with-fishing-nets!!/

Sauron FOLDED YOU OVER/ but you gave the judges more 'kickbacks' than 'LOADED HOLSTERS'/
I hope u bribed again . . . 'cus you couldn’t 'win free'. . . if you hosted SHOWS WITH 'OPRAH'!/

You couldn’t C I . . . with 101 ROMAN SOLDIERS/ I spit like POTENT COBRAS/
I could carry your weight. . . and your mate. . . on BROKEN SHOULDERS!/

I punch holes in you. . . like lecture NOTES IN FOLDERS/ he might flow like LOCOMOTIVES. . .
. . but my jetstream’ll leave ‘sun standing’. . . like a SOLAR SOLSTICE!/                                       (son standing)

HOLY MOSES!/ I’m the shit!. . . . so HOLD YA NOSES!/
When you spit, we hold our noses. . . . but only 'cus ya flow decomposes!!. . . .

And exposes ya halitosis/ and rancid dragon-breath/
Mouth odour make you Close-Up. . . but I smile freely. . . 'cus I’m Aqua-Fresh!!!/
Re: ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 by bjpumpin(f): 9:51pm On Jan 13, 2009
mukina2:

LOL BJ.


dont laugh yet muki. i have the same passion u have for ''mr i carry nairaland elite for head'' hybrid. na the work wey him dey do for office be that ?. lmfao.
great work muki keep up the attitude. next time he talks thrash throw ur 10 bs in his fcukin face .lmao @ mr elite. grin grin

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