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How To Pick Up Nigerian Women by spikedcylinder: 8:10am On Dec 23, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgcZAE1ULYI&NR=1

Sorry I don't know how to post those Youtube links on here so please just follow the link. It was real funny! cheesy
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women by sistawoman: 5:55pm On Dec 23, 2008
Thanks for sharing.
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women by AdamBrody1(m): 6:19pm On Dec 23, 2008
The best way to pick up a Nigerian chick is to move close to her, make a peace V sign WITH YOUR FINGERS around your mouth and try to stick your tongue in between the V sign and wiggle the tongue continously. She will obviously get the message that you want to sleep with her straight and avoid all those nonsense playing hard to get bullocks girls like and after you succeed in getting her to bed, you drop a few quid (Shouldnt exceed N1,500) sha by her pillow and you waka from her life and find the next Nigerian chick to pick up!

If it doesnt work, try pinching and slapping her bottom! She will get angry at first and try to slap you or insult you but after some time, she will get used to your advances and before you know, you would be pinching that bottom legally at night!

Any other advice is to make you spend money on them before you pick them and you should avoid all that at all cost! You only pay her after your done with her!
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women by Nobody: 6:22pm On Dec 23, 2008
Adam Brody:

The best way to pick up a Nigerian chick is to move close to her, make a peace V sign WITH YOUR FINGERS around your mouth and try to stick your tongue in between the V sign and wiggle the tongue continously. She will obviously get the message that you want to sleep with her straight and avoid all those nonsense playing hard to get bullocks girls like and after you succeed in getting her to bed, you drop a few quid (Shouldnt exceed N1,500) sha by her pillow and you waka from her life and find the next Nigerian chick to pick up!

If it doesnt work, try pinching and slapping her bottom! She will get angry at first and try to slap you or insult you but after some time, she will get used to your advances and before you know, you would be pinching that bottom legally at night!

Any other advice is to make you spend money on them before you pick them and you should avoid all that at all cost! You only pay her after your done with her!
Has this ever worked for you
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women by Emperoh(m): 6:39pm On Dec 23, 2008
Adam Brody:

The best way to pick up a Nigerian chick is to move close to her, make a peace V sign WITH YOUR FINGERS around your mouth and try to stick your tongue in between the V sign and wiggle the tongue continously. She will obviously get the message that you want to sleep with her straight and avoid all those nonsense playing hard to get bullocks girls like and after you succeed in getting her to bed, you drop a few quid (Shouldnt exceed N1,500) sha by her pillow and you waka from her life and find the next Nigerian chick to pick up!

If it doesnt work, try pinching and slapping her bottom! She will get angry at first and try to slap you or insult you but after some time, she will get used to your advances and before you know, you would be pinching that bottom legally at night!

Any other advice is to make you spend money on them before you pick them and you should avoid all that at all cost! You only pay her after your done with her!

i thought this section is rated 18+
WHere is this juvenile coming from?
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women by tboy1(m): 6:48pm On Dec 23, 2008
LMAO cheesy grin cheesy @ d video
Mehnn dat dude is razz ooooo but d chick is even worse cheesy grin cheesy
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women by spikedcylinder: 11:45am On Dec 24, 2008
sistawoman:

Thanks for sharing.


I hope you realise the comedic intent?


Adam Brody:

The best way to pick up a Nigerian chick is to move close to her, make a peace V sign WITH YOUR FINGERS around your mouth and try to stick your tongue in between the V sign and wiggle the tongue continously. She will obviously get the message that you want to sleep with her straight and avoid all those nonsense playing hard to get bullocks girls like and after you succeed in getting her to bed, you drop a few quid (Shouldnt exceed N1,500) sha by her pillow and you waka from her life and find the next Nigerian chick to pick up!

If it doesnt work, try pinching and slapping her bottom! She will get angry at first and try to slap you or insult you but after some time, she will get used to your advances and before you know, you would be pinching that bottom legally at night!

Any other advice is to make you spend money on them before you pick them and you should avoid all that at all cost! You only pay her after your done with her!


Yea, sure. undecided

tboy1:

LMAO cheesy grin cheesy @ d video
Mehnn that dude is razz ooooo but d chick is even worse cheesy grin cheesy

LOL! Someone finally gets it. grin
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women by SeaGoddes(f): 11:55am On Dec 25, 2008
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Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women by haryorlah(f): 12:20pm On Dec 25, 2008
Pickin up girls. Guys pls be veri careful, put on the essential wear o. STDs ar spreadin fast
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women by skolars(m): 12:33pm On Dec 25, 2008
due to bird flu and other related flu,
the only available things with out flu/that can kill is condom and pure water so u buy the two
u don get am bi that
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women by VKuser: 4:02pm On Oct 24, 2009
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