bigmodo:

For real, one of my guy don use touch and follow enter girl before. Him collect am from a mallam. Na just ring wey u go wear of hand. Once u touch a girl and tell her, follow me, the girl go follow you. So my guy touch a girl and told her to follow him. Ma guy carry this girl go hotel, when they reach there, the guy tell the girl make she open, once my guy do finish, him and the girl follow comot outside and him sleep the girl, na when the girl come get herself. For real, the girl no no say my guy enter am till today. Touch and follow dey work for real but i advise my bobos make they use am. That thing get after effect.

smh
why do u need love potion to sleep with a girl
Abeg go visit prostitute na

acidrop:

the rich men ones are even more scary, u don't know how dey made their money, it myt justbe from a previous touch and follow victim

who talk say make u go marry rich old man na
im talking young, tall, handsome, RICH guy

chika98:

hate moni for wia? I don tell you sey pipo are getting wife'd up with bentleys. . . you dey hia dey yarn opaks
get ready for your life to change in 09. Amin Jesu!

Ehen . . . . . . u dey speak my language. kai. . . . . bentley
why havent i met a guy that will buy me one yet, just like u said 2009 is yr of change [amen]

chika na arab man?

tope mi o sa!

@Acidrop
Oh girl, i don check ur profile, i see ur pic, u fine oo no be small. Na ur kind girl wey i dey search for. U go fit make a good couple for real. Abi no be true talk be that?

Arab ko? Sheik ke? Full blown naija dudes

chika98:

Arab ko? Sheik ke? Full blown naija dudes

lol

bluespice:

tope mi o sa!

correct babe. . . . just follow chika n I's lead

tope2000:

why do u need love potion to sleep with a girl
Abeg go visit prostitute na

U be maga? I no dey Bleep p's. Na bobos wey no go fit toast girl dey go Bleep p's. As u see me, i be professional toaster.

@acidrop
I don try make i sleep but i no fit. Please say hi to daddy.

bigmodo:

U be maga? I no dey mess p's. Na bobos wey no go fit toast girl dey go mess p's. As u see me, i be professional toaster.

@acidrop
I don try make i sleep but i no fit. Please say hi to daddy.

you will soon be toasted

bigmodo:

U be maga? I no dey mess p's. Na bobos wey no go fit toast girl dey go mess p's. As u see me, i be professional toaster.

@acidrop
I don try make i sleep but i no fit. Please say hi to daddy.

Bigmodo, e lo self-service! . . . e ma wa alrite

chamotex:

Bigmodo, e lo self-service! . . . e ma wa alrite

Someone is giving away their secrets now huh

chamotex:

Bigmodo, e lo self-service! . . . e ma wa alrite

lmao
won ni ki e lo self-service o bros

chamo!
iwo ni kan na lo le so be

chika98:

Someone is giving away their secrets now huh

well, im just trying to help a brova out . . . . . the guy is desperate!!

or do u want him to scout then streets and hunt down innocent gurls with his "love portion".

bluespice:

chamo!
iwo ni kan na lo le so be

nothin do us

Okay, before I give you this, you should know that I have been doing my classes with Corresponding School of Witchcraft online, so I’ve not had the opportunity to have my work graded but I suppose I can use your result for my finals. So here

LOVE POTION TEA

1 pinch of rosemary
2 teaspoons of black tea
3 pinches thyme
3 pinches nutmeg
3 fresh mint leaves
6 fresh rose petals
6 lemon leaves
3 cups pure spring water
Sugar
Honey

To make another person fall in love with you, brew this tea on a Friday during a waxing moon (moving from empty to full).

Place all ingredients in an earthenware or copper tea kettle. Boil three cups of pure spring water and add to the kettle. Sweeten with sugar and honey, if desired.

Before drinking, recite this rhyme:

BY LIGHT OF MOON WAXING
I BREW THIS TEA
TO MAKE LAGBAJA* DESIRE ME.

Drink some of the tea and say:

GODDESS OF LOVE
HEAR NOW MY PLEA
LET LAGBAJA* DESIRE ME!
SO MOTE IT BE
SO MOTE IT BE


On the following Friday, brew another pot of the love potion tea and give some to the person you want to love you. She will soon begin to fall in love with you.

*****Of course it goes without saying that you put the person's name in place of Lagbaja or you'll wake up to Lagbaja serenading you with "Bigmodo. Anything for me" and you answering "Lagbaja, something for you" 


Like I said, I haven’t had my work graded. . . so if anything happens like you turning into a bright shade of purple or warts starts sprouting on your face, please don’t come knocking on my door. I guess that’s my disclaimer. 


Oh one more thing, if you can't find black tea, you can use green tea. . . you just gotta reduce the mint leaves to one and half or two.

Here's another

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@Chamotex
Na me go even teach you how to toast girl, no be go teach me. Remember say i be professional toaster. But this girl wey i need love potion for, another guy don already use am for the girl, so i wan use my own. If say na man to man thing, i for don get the girl tahtah

By the way, I find really admirable that you are open to alternative methods of getting someone to fall in love with you.

Honestly, If I hear "Watch and Pray" or "Just Be Yourself" one more time, I swear I am making me a deaf/mute portion!

bigmodo:

@Chamotex
Na me go even teach you how to toast girl, no be u go teach me. Remember say i be professional toaster. But this girl wey i need love potion for, another guy don already use am for the girl, so i wan use my own. If say na man to man thing, i for don get the girl tahtah

Nah blad!  Chamo's game is tight like virgin pu**y

ur d one that need d flows . . . . . . . . . . . . . if u need help at anytime, don't be afraid to halla back.

chamotex:

Nah blad!  Chamo's game is tight like virgin pu**y

ur d one that need d flows . . . . . . . . . . . . . if u need help at anytime, don't be afraid to halla back.

Does a master look onto his student for skills? No. I am the master while you are the student. So why should i need your weak skills?

guy u never hear of spanish fly?check any confirm chemist dem go sale am for u.e cost small sha but na 100% garantee, just slip 4drops into her drink n voila, watch as she go dey cross leg cos her clitoris dey scratch her.then u can lay the smackdown on her, e fit dey for her system upto 1 week so now worry urslef to add everytime.

youmour:

guy u never hear of spanish fly?check any confirm chemist them go sale am for u.e cost small sha but na 100% garantee, just slip 4drops into her drink n voila, watch as she go dey cross leg because her clitoris dey scratch her.then u can lay the smackdown on her, e fit dey for her system upto 1 week so now worry urslef to add everytime.

see marketerers of date rape drugs

@post
lmao, if it really works, lemme know. . . .but i'd need evidence o.
Let's use J-girl/H202 as experiment. . . .

there are times as lost man you may wish u have luv portion or to n fo so can
pin an angel on her way.


some how i used to ask myself to get the girl and to get the portion or (to n fo) wish is easier

@ poster

, come meet me for my father place you go get all d love potions you eva wanted, ?

other interested parties are welcome.

Okay, before I give you this, you should know that I have been doing my classes with Corresponding School of Witchcraft online, so I’ve not had the opportunity to have my work graded but I suppose I can use your result for my finals. So here

i knew it.
witches dey NL.
kai!!

tkb417:

i knew it.
witches dey NL.
kai!!

You're just knowing that??! We meet on Monday and Thursday nights here at Nairaland. Come by and visit.

sister sorry i missed the last meeting
tell our kween moda to pardon me but my excuse is reasonable
i got those things i promised to get

tkb u mean u just knowing?

bluespice:

sister sorry i missed the last meeting
tell our kween moda to pardon me but my excuse is reasonable
i got those things i promised to get

She said you're ok. All we did was fly around and turn to cats.

oh. . .
good u know how i hate cats nau

maniacs

You're just knowing that??! We meet on Monday and Thursday nights here at Nairaland. Come by and visit

.

sister sorry i missed the last meeting
tell our kween moda to pardon me but my excuse is reasonable
i got those things i promised to get

Brash in in trouble

tkb u mean u just knowing?

yes ma. pls dont hurt me o. im a gentle boi o

***run b4 dey jazz me**********

Modo love potion ke.just keep your love-vendor hand strong and you gone get that girl simple.remember anything that goes spiritual has adverse effect