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What Blind Date Led Me To by charismaticdave(m): 10:18pm On Feb 02, 2015
Now married but before I got married nko?

Wetin my eyes don see,

Let's start the story
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by charismaticdave(m): 10:19pm On Feb 02, 2015
I am a sexually active person, I can't deny that, I have had my own shares of offline and online dating.

But what has really got me most is the blind dates that I got into offline
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by Tymax(m): 10:19pm On Feb 02, 2015
Spreads mat. Chin chin and zobo tins. cool
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by charismaticdave(m): 10:21pm On Feb 02, 2015
This story has some erotic scenes which I might not diveluge here


But it's about the second to the last lady I dated before I got married
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by MhisIjay(f): 10:22pm On Feb 02, 2015
Tymax:
Spreads mat. Chin chin and zobo tins. cool
Biko shift make I join u, I get pop corn, give me small zobo to support am sad
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by jamex93(m): 10:23pm On Feb 02, 2015
get a bag full of pop corn n my coke, seats comfortably......oya I don ready
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by Nobody: 10:24pm On Feb 02, 2015
jamex93:
get a bag full of pop corn n my coke, seats comfortably......oya I don ready

[img]http://1.bp..com/-GaZufPwhFQU/UMRmO0UlVAI/AAAAAAAAD08/3aolwLrrnDE/s1600/eddie-griffin.gif[/img]

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Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by charismaticdave(m): 10:25pm On Feb 02, 2015
My last girlfriend has just left me and I have decided not to get into any relationship again until maybe when hell freezes over, am heading to the monastery man,

Then out of the blue, my cousin schools at Okene, Federal College of Education, I think, called me, joyfully that afternoon, here guy, I have seen the woman of your dreams, I said guy I have had enough, am not interested.

But he told me when I see this chick, I will change my mind.

So he gave me the number and we started communicating

First week, It was as if he was saying the truth, on the phone, this lady was honest, truthful, clever, pretty, religious and clean
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by charismaticdave(m): 10:30pm On Feb 02, 2015
After three weeks of communication, I decided it was time for us to meet

Oh My God, am finally gonna see this pretty angel, i say, i told a bus from Akure to Okene, dropped at the garage then took another cab to the school gate.


When I laid my eyes on her, she was this plumpy and average height lady, we exchanged pleasantries and we heard to my cousins apartment, she went home and promised to check on me later, i said no problem,

I chatted with my cousin about her and he told me she is respectful and caring, that she was made for me
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by Truth24(m): 10:31pm On Feb 02, 2015
Which kind cut and join gist be dis one na....
Sha I sabi say u dey use am promote dis page
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by charismaticdave(m): 10:32pm On Feb 02, 2015
She later came and insisted that I spend the night at her place, I objected at first, am sharp guy but guy I smart o, she begged and begged until I agreed, since I will be spending the whole weekend at Okene, i wanted to take everything slow, but this lady is on fast forward, I had to move with the flow.


It was when we were on the way to her house that it happened.


Guess what
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by Tymax(m): 10:36pm On Feb 02, 2015
MhisIjay:

Biko shift make I join u, I get pop corn, give me small zobo to support am sad
grin 5 naira per sip.
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by MhisIjay(f): 10:38pm On Feb 02, 2015
Op Op Op!!! angry
Hw many tyms I call u
Type dis ur gist once naa
Shuuuu angry
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by charismaticdave(m): 10:41pm On Feb 02, 2015
She has a baby for another man already and she hid it from me, a whole three weeks of talking, from life story to sexting, we did it all, but she didn't trust me enough to tell me she had a child, even up till the moment I knew, she hasnt opened up but I kept my cool, when she is ready, she will let me know,

It was later that night that she told me, I just said no problem,


And since I told her, am not into dating parsay, that I was thinking of becoming a FATHER, before I met her, i will want to take this slow, bit not her, she wants the koko that night, she has imagined it enough, she wants to taste it once and for all, make her mind rest,


This lady was a killer, i don't get tired, but this lady got me tired, after the sixth round, I be man na, but I lost the battle, but I didn't lose the war though


But that's not where am going, back to the story, did you remember when Boko Haram attacked Okene and killed some worshippers? The house I was, is not more than a kilometre from the Church
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by charismaticdave(m): 10:41pm On Feb 02, 2015
MhisIjay:
Op Op Op!!! angry
Hw many tyms I call u
Type dis ur gist once naa
Shuuuu angry


Make I take my time o, e no easy na
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by MhisIjay(f): 10:42pm On Feb 02, 2015
Tymax:

grin 5 naira per sip.
Nnna biko nu sad
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by Tymax(m): 10:43pm On Feb 02, 2015
MhisIjay:

Nnna biko nu sad
Awww. Oya take small.

Small o!
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by MhisIjay(f): 10:44pm On Feb 02, 2015
charismaticdave:



Make I take my time o, e no easy na
Make my pop corn no finish b4 u finish oooo angry
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by Tymax(m): 10:46pm On Feb 02, 2015
UchihaMadara:


[img]http://1.bp..com/-GaZufPwhFQU/UMRmO0UlVAI/AAAAAAAAD08/3aolwLrrnDE/s1600/eddie-griffin.gif[/img]
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by MhisIjay(f): 10:48pm On Feb 02, 2015
Tymax:

Awww. Oya take small.

Small o!
*takes a sip*
Taaaaaaaaa
Wic kin zobo b dis shocked
U won poison me
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by acidtalk: 10:52pm On Feb 02, 2015
* FOLDS THREAD UP AND BURIES IT IN A PIT*
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by Tymax(m): 10:52pm On Feb 02, 2015
MhisIjay:

*takes a sip*
Taaaaaaaaa
Wic kin zobo b dis shocked
U won poison me
Lol. E get ginseng root. grin You don't like it?
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by charismaticdave(m): 10:54pm On Feb 02, 2015
Now to wetin my eyes see for blind date o


This lady got me, but she is the following


1. She snores, men, how can you sleep when the person on your chest or beside you make all those noises as if you are on the highway, and when I told her, she went ballistic that am lying,
2. Too materialistic, I just made a journey from Akure and after using close to 15k to buy things for you, giving you another 3k, you still do as if I have not done enough.
3. Lies, the snoring, i can endure, the materialistic, I can do with, but the lies, no, that I can't do with, every guy is her friend, every lecturer wants to have something with her, every lady wants to sleep with her, Are you the only one?


What really broke the camel's back was this,


She always feels inferior and when you try to tell her,she looks gorgeous, she takes it as an insult.

To the extent that she asked me to leave her house in the middle of the night, with Boko Haram on the loose, and that she was no longer interested in the relationship,


I had to beg her neighbor to sleep in the room, i was later escorted to my cousins house and I slept, the next day, she came and started apologising that it's all a mistake,


But I have learnt my lesson, never to go into any relationship without all the information,


I asked my cousin whether he knew she had a child and guess what, he knew and hid it from me.


She still calls me till today, but it's not possible anymore,

I went, i almost got killed/kidnapped by BH and all you can say, ifs the work of the devil.


Devil Ko, Angel Ni
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by MhisIjay(f): 10:58pm On Feb 02, 2015
Tymax:

Lol. E get ginseng root. grin You don't like it?
I prefer it with fresh pineapple grin
I dnt want ginseng cry
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by Nobody: 11:05pm On Feb 02, 2015
MhisIjay:

I prefer it with fresh pineapple grin
I dnt want ginseng cry
How about Garlic undecided grin
Op, I sure say tori never start ooooo sad
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by ChikezieU(m): 11:12pm On Feb 02, 2015
charismaticdave:
Now to wetin my eyes see for blind date o


This lady got me, but she is the following


1. She snores, men, how can you sleep when the person on your chest or beside you make all those noises as if you are on the highway, and when I told her, she went ballistic that am lying,
2. Too materialistic, I just made a journey from Akure and after using close to 15k to buy things for you, giving you another 3k, you still do as if I have not done enough.
3. Lies, the snoring, i can endure, the materialistic, I can do with, but the lies, no, that I can't do with, every guy is her friend, every lecturer wants to have something with her, every lady wants to sleep with her, Are you the only one?


What really broke the camel's back was this,


She always feels inferior and when you try to tell her,she looks gorgeous, she takes it as an insult.

To the extent that she asked me to leave her house in the middle of the night, with Boko Haram on the loose, and that she was no longer interested in the relationship,


I had to beg her neighbor to sleep in the room, i was later escorted to my cousins house and I slept, the next day, she came and started apologising that it's all a mistake,


But I have learnt my lesson, never to go into any relationship without all the information,


I asked my cousin whether he knew she had a child and guess what, he knew and hid it from me.


She still calls me till today, but it's not possible anymore,

I went, i almost got killed/kidnapped by BH and all you can say, ifs the work of the devil.


Devil Ko, Angel Ni
lol... u would have came to her house with Boko bomb and fulfil ur promise of "we wont part even in death".
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by ChikezieU(m): 11:12pm On Feb 02, 2015
charismaticdave:
Now to wetin my eyes see for blind date o


This lady got me, but she is the following


1. She snores, men, how can you sleep when the person on your chest or beside you make all those noises as if you are on the highway, and when I told her, she went ballistic that am lying,
2. Too materialistic, I just made a journey from Akure and after using close to 15k to buy things for you, giving you another 3k, you still do as if I have not done enough.
3. Lies, the snoring, i can endure, the materialistic, I can do with, but the lies, no, that I can't do with, every guy is her friend, every lecturer wants to have something with her, every lady wants to sleep with her, Are you the only one?


What really broke the camel's back was this,


She always feels inferior and when you try to tell her,she looks gorgeous, she takes it as an insult.

To the extent that she asked me to leave her house in the middle of the night, with Boko Haram on the loose, and that she was no longer interested in the relationship,


I had to beg her neighbor to sleep in the room, i was later escorted to my cousins house and I slept, the next day, she came and started apologising that it's all a mistake,


But I have learnt my lesson, never to go into any relationship without all the information,


I asked my cousin whether he knew she had a child and guess what, he knew and hid it from me.


She still calls me till today, but it's not possible anymore,

I went, i almost got killed/kidnapped by BH and all you can say, ifs the work of the devil.


Devil Ko, Angel Ni
Re: What Blind Date Led Me To by MhisIjay(f): 11:30pm On Feb 02, 2015
chimkaire:
How about Garlic undecided grin
Op, I sure say tori never start ooooo sad
Yes, that's ok too.

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