"I don't mind you looking at other girls,"
Guys, don't be stupid. Of course she minds!
She does not need to hear about how hot that
girl is from the hunger games - unless you
never want to get laid again, then yeah, sure,
go on, say it. I dare you. Here's an advice;
when hanging out with your girl, don't discuss
about how hot other girls are because your girl
will turn into a super saiyan - and that's not
good.
2. "I promise I won't get mad,"
Girls usually tell this lie after they ask for your
'honest' opinion.
Girl: Do these pants make my butt look fat?
Boy: No.
Girl: No, tell me what you really think. I promise
I won't get mad.
Boy: Okay... Yes.
Girl: (Gasps) Jerk!
See? Won't get mad my ass!
3. "I don't care that you don't post about me on
Facebook,"
Are you kidding me? This is what she's really
thinking:
"Why hasn't he updated his relationship status?
Is he ashamed of dating me? Oh my gosh... He
hates me! Seriously, what the f***! It's been 15
minutes since I sent him the relationship
request. And why the hell isn't there a photo of
me on his timeline?"
4. "I love everything about you,"
Yeah, right! So, she loves the way you smell
after a football game? Or the way you throw
your dirty socks on the floor? Maybe she just
loves it when you burp in her face... Then fart.
5. "I don't care how much money you make,"
Which girl doesn't love her bling?
(Boy kneels down on one leg and pulls out a
small box. His girlfriend is excited)
Boy: Honey, will you marry me?
Girl: (squeals) Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh, I can't
believe - oh wait, that's not a diamond ring...
Boy: This is the only ring I can afford right
now!
Girl: (taken aback) B-but that's an onion ring!
6. "I forgive you,"
You must have really screwed up to hear this
from your girl. Just don't make a havoc of it
'cos when she says she forgives you... She
hasn't. She just stored it away in her volcano
of things to bitch about when it's that time of
the month again. Good luck!
7. "I don't mind if your friends come over,"
Which girl, in her right mind, would willingly
give up a perfectly good sofa to drunk, smelly
guys yelling at the sports on tv?
8. "I'm just not ready for a boyfriend right now,"
Guys, I'm sorry, but if you hear this - it's ova!
(over)
This lie, or something similar like, "I don't have
time for a relationship right now," or "I'm still
not over my ex," or "I'm too busy with work," is
her way of dumping you as nicely as she can.
So, be a gentleman and let her go because
what she's really saying is, "I don't like you
anymore. You smell. Stop calling me."
9. "It wasn't that expensive,"
Your girl comes home. With a new handbag.
Made out of diamonds. You ask her how much
it cost, and of course she says, "It wasn't that
expensive..."
Well, just know that you won't have any money
to buy food for the next month because she's
just maxed out her credit card... And yours as
well.
Exciting times ahead, huh.
10. "Looks don't matter to me,"
Now that is the biggest lie of girly bullcrap in
the history of the universe. In fact, even if all
the bulls got together and pooped at the same
time, there still wouldn't be as
much crap as the girly bullpoop lie... (What the
f***?)
Many girls will disagree on this, but secretly,
they know I'm right. They just won't admit their
lies in the fear of looking bad or being judged.
Bullpoop...

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What instrument do you use in carryin out the survey sir? And how many girls

U know nah.. SBM!

damseyl:
What instrument do you use in carryin out the survey sir? And how many girls

ogidigba instrumentation and analysis.

damseyl:
What instrument do you use in carryin out the survey sir? And how many girls

he used chi square contingency analysis...

Thought the questionnaires got to you?

emmyrichie:


she used chi square contingency analysis...

Thought the questionnaires got to you?

lol..

I don't trust this survey

9ja girl wey no want make her yansh big for dress
Issorite

Another list.

tzoracle:
I don't trust this survey

9ja girl wey no want make her yansh big for dress
Issorite

trust ko,trust ni

chai! some are true

mirexxx:
chai! some are true

some abi all??

mirexxx:

hehehe

True talk Bro.... Badly on point

maxdozie:
True talk Bro.... Badly on point

tnx