God bless the man hustle..9ja fit hustle go hell come back..so far dem dey pay am after a year he is a rich..then com 9ja come contest for president..

the nigerian labor congress should compel the federal govt to bring back that man.

can u imagine a british or american "working" as a human toy for a nigerian kid, even if he is paid 500,000usd annually.

what is 1000usd/annum, thats about 100/month. almost every american family can afford that.

very soon many nigerians will start the toy business. IMAGINE THAT!

Samneer:
White people enslaving black people since 009AD

In addendum to what Joseph obinna said; in the early 80's you can boldy say internet writers are forthright but not now.

Even nairaland koh, don join they blow this kyn lies, thunder go fire poverty and im papa if na true.

this is unbelievable. this man is a big fool. he enslaved his fundamental human right for five years, hmmm nawaa

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. This is slavery. Can't the man choose not to be called a toy. Apprentice would be nice. After dem go talk say we get sense pass oyinbo unless the man dey plan something big

So nobody has noticed the story is from stuppid.com?

The website that publishes fake stories online for jokes.

Like reporting on a girl getting impregnated by satan, or a barber that you can pay to give your enemies bad haircuts.

Highly disappointed in the mods for pushing this crap to first page where people are taking it literally.

AwesomelyMade:
I fell from an okra tree and started rolling in laughter when I read this.

Mr Akpu-nku, the black toy. His people in the village will be like, " our son is abroad"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....the face looks family(familiar) and the name sounds igboish. chai chai chai.let it nt be dt dis man is from my village oooo

Mr Akpu-nku get plans. I believe he will kidnap his owner and demand ransom. Trust ibo man. He is no fool as you all think he is. He got plan.

@First I thought this is one fabble seeking for attention UNTIL I googled it and found out that this same story is all over the net! Slavery in this age! Voluntary Slavery? What could be worse than this? Ah! My heart is heavy right now, that poverty could bring a living soul to this stage....More Annoying is that the will be paid just 1000dollars per YEAR not even per MONTH and he is subject to a KID! Lord Have Mercy On Africa!!!! Please Lord, We need You more than Ever! They were very lucky to have left this country peacefully with that Boffun, I personally would have traced them, kidnapped them and used both of them as toys for the rest of their lives.

Decryptor:
i don't believe this story! Besides, no one bears Akpu-nku as a name

Same way no one should be a human toy. But you just found one.

Keep denying.
No doubt you're ibo.

Poverty can change the way a man thinks within a slit seconds.This is slavery again I bet you.


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SWEAT TOO MUCH Call now or order now as offer last
...To your staying dry

This might be possible. $1000 Dollars a month plus free accommodation/food and relocating abroad just to do whatever a little boy wants? Now I think of it,there are many Nigerians that would actually jump at the offer. It's a lot better than starving to death in Nigeria if you ask me.

Akpu-nku too will be one of those shouting GEJ till 2019 like temitemi1

Suffering can make people to behave irrationally.

Nihilist:
So nobody has noticed the story is from stuppid.com?

The website that publishes fake stories online for jokes.

Like reporting on a girl getting impregnated by satan, or a barber that you can pay to give your enemies bad haircuts.

Highly disappointed in the mods for pushing this crap to first page where people are taking it literally.

i can swear with my life that this is not true.

What if u re to do this same job but for 2000usd per month

Lwkmd...u neva go hungry by eating spiders...ok oo

Yeeee! Dis is Onyinye's father and she's been telling my younger bro that her father is in London. I don catch her today.

Jimmy come and see UK wonders o...

Mutuwa:
* falls from palm wine tree*

hahahahaha.*falls from okro tree.

Hahahaha business section.

Vikky014:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....the face looks family(familiar) and the name sounds igboish. chai chai chai.let it nt be dt dis man is from my village oooo

check very welloooooo, you ever can tell. tomorrow if im come back you go tell us say, 'my uncle is back'

Africans hs bein toys frm d hand of there rulers since 321BC,, Ezekiel d toy punk!

And isn't it just convenient that most of the references to this article points back to STUPPID.com (a website known to peddle satire by the truckload, with the odd bit of original material thrown in every now and again)? Believe this one and you are likely to fall for anything!

If you cannot tell that this piece of conjecture is nothing more than satire, you need to be ask for a brain transplant. Here are some giveaway clues:

(1) Wallace Turnquist goes hunting on a safari in Africa and somehow manages to dissuade his 13-year old son from kidnapping an African.

"At first he just wanted to take one, but I told him kidnapping was illegal. So instead, I bought him one.”"

(2) Never mind immigration laws; in a manner that defies credulity, a 51-year old Nigerian was then taken back to the US - where he was put on a five year employment contract to do the unthinkable?

" Turnquist gave Ezekiel a five year employment contract that pays $1,000 per year plus room/board, one day off per month and unlimited snacks. Ezekiel’s contract states that he must do whatever Skyler tells him to do so long as it is not illegal."
"I’m very happy to be Skyler’s toy, ” Akpu-nku said. “In Africa I was starving, here, in the land of opportunity, my belly never go hungry.”

How credible does all this sound?

Thank God I am neither from South-South or South-East....no wonder they still support Jonathan..
Fools of money ...except my In Abia Inlaw some wise one like Rev. MBAKA.

fake news

[quote author=Charlesdonald post=30504000][/quote]wtf is dhis. That mad man is totally insane for real.

This man self has a funny face and a funny name. Pls can somebody tell me what is the meaning of Akpu-nku?

AwesomelyMade:
I fell from an okra tree and started rolling in laughter when I read this.

Mr Akpu-nku, the black toy. His people in the village will be like, " our son is abroad"

jeez! Pls don't lemme shit my pants.

AwesomelyMade:
I fell from an okra tree and started rolling in laughter when I read this.

Mr Akpu-nku, the black toy. His people in the village will be like, " our son is abroad"

jeez! Pls don't lemme shit my pants.

AgentXxx:
This man is a big Fool

He is not a Big Fool. He said he was starving in Africa and now he eats to his satisfaction. I think he is wise, instead of starving in father-land, its better to be a toy abroad and eat to your satisfaction. That's African Wisdom!

Vikky014:
hahahahaha.*falls from okro tree.

hahahahaha @ both of u and then jam barrow man

TrishaP:

Pls wake up o!

The matter don pass us.

The man na mumu or will i say Zombie. Smh

Calling him a zombie is an insult to other zombies







Smh

smudge2079:
jeez! Pls don't lemme shit my pants. jeez! Pls don't lemme shit my pants.

No you won't