Most guys were happy that election would hold on febuary 14th, so that they would find an excuse on valentine day, but now the election has been shifted to march 28, this has made guys in the dating circle to become angry, and they are looking for some possible ways to break up with their girlfriends.

So this are the likely possible breakup lines.

1) Girl - i like general buhari, the guy is handsome and cute.
Boy- what!!, you like buhari? That means you are trying to tell me that jonathan is ugly? Infact it is over between me and you.


2) Girl- Aisha buhari is really an educated woman, she knows how to speak good english.
Boy- are you trying to tell me that patience jonathan does not know how to speak good english, chai, dariz Godu ooo, infact it is over.


3) girl- baby, i bought this APC T-Shirt for you.
Boy- what, instead of you to buy PDP T-Shirt for me, you are buying APC T-shirt, this is rubbish, infact and inshort i am breaking up with you.


4) Girl- Thank God they postponed the election, at least valentine would hold on feb 14th.
Boy- what, you are happy shey? When i wanted jonathan to take over sharp sharp, the delay is too much, and you are.... Infact it is over.


5) Girl- baby, i bought this broom for us to be cleaning the house.
Boy- my God, you mean you bought a broom instead of umbrella? Are you trying to tell me that APC is better instead of PDP? Infact it is over, am ending the relationship now.


6) Girl- I heard a woman is competing for president, her name is prof sonaya.
Boy- what? So you want a woman to rule over the men? Is that so? Infact it is over.


7) Girl- darling are you going to vote for chekwas okorie?
Boy- what? You didn't even call buhari or jonathan? You are calling chekwas? What is chekwas? Is it a food? Infact it is over.


8 ) girl- baby my daddy said we must all vote for APC and buhari, he said if anybody vote for PDP, he would disown that person.
Boy- What? And am a PDP supporter, so you mean you love your father instead of me? Infact i have disowned you too.


9) Girl- Baby, all PDP supporters are goats, they don't think very well.
Boy- what? And am a PDP supporter, that means am a goat. I hate girls that insults me, infact it is over.


10) Girl- can we do our valentine in portharcourt, i heard amechi has made the place a beautiful place.
Boy- what? And amechi is an APC person, instead of you to call PDP state like ebonyi state for our valentine. Infact and inshort it is over.


NOTE- but for the big boys with too much money, remember to play the game smoothly, try to use something incase the ministry is moving. Even if you don't have condom, try to use pure water nylon, poly bag, ghana must go, or something that will cover your ministry before you enter the promise land, we don't want to be singing after nine month, with a boy and girl, Ada ada. No no no.


Signed- Current minister of women affairs.

Hilarious, I will tell my gf, since your result looks like GMB own, its over

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March4GEJ

I nid the APC version.

sammirano:
I nid the APC version.

you can create that one by yourself.

vote GEJ N support PDP to avoid quarrel.

cutieberie1:
vote GEJ N support PDP to avoid quarrel.

wat if d nigga is an 'a feee seee' supporter?

defendedvictim:
wat if d nigga is an 'a feee seee' supporter?

lol....z him dat knw all d 1s i knw are pdp supporters

cutieberie1:


lol....z him dat knw all d 1s i knw are pdp supporters

cool...happy Sunday

lmao...

At least no more excuse, it's #Goodmarch

Yawns#

Chai ... lalasticlala no won put this thread for front page... Chai there is Godu ooo...

Hahahahahahahahaha
op you just made my day, nice one

Girl-i like Gen buhari he will catch an ICBM for the nation
Boy- what?! are trying to say that jonathan will dodge a grenade for the nation? infact I've had it, it's over between me and you

Cklent:
Girl-i like Gen buhari he will catch an ICBM for the nation
Boy- what?! are trying to say that jonathan will dodge a grenade for the nation? infact I've had it, it's over between me and you

nice one

In D'banj's voice "it's MuguliciousMUGU again[/b]