me and my gf was having a nice time, and it seems it getting so bored to the both of us.
so I asked her to tell me some hot fact about women, this is what she narrate.

1) We set our alarm for 10
minutes earlier than needed
and oversleep anyway.
2) We always apply mascara
with an open mouth and, if we
ever attempt to shut it up, we
always mess up and get that
mascara stain.
3) We throw our phone into our
big purse and then,
spasmodically, look for it and
can’t find it when it rings.
4) We always carry around our
big purse full of stuff that we
never use, but we always think
that one day we might need it
right there.
5) We arrange stuff into the
right place and then, we forget
where the right place was.
6) We look for our sunglasses
when they are right on top of
our head.
7) When we look at ourselves
in the mirror, we often think: “It
would be great to have a
picture taken in this position…”
When we are in a hurry, we
always look for keys that we
had in our hands just couple of
seconds ago.
9) We always need to keep two
or more different shampoos,
various conditioners and two
(or more) different shower gels
in our bathroom.
10) We definitely need to check
out how we look in the mirror
before hitting the outside
world.
11) It’s ok for us to dance with
other women without thinking
that we are “gay”, but when we
see two men dancing together,
we quickly start having second
thoughts…
12) We always have nothing to
wear, even if our closet is
overloaded with stuff…
13) We brush our hair before
going to bed.
14) Sometime we fake a
pleasure, because our man
faked the pre-intimacy.
15) When we go to public
restrooms, we love going there
in groups, so that we can have
a chat…
16) We often feel insecure
about our breast size.
17) We think that all beer tastes
the same.
18) We always dress up nicely
and apply makeup to go
grocery shopping, empty the
garbage or, even, to just
answer the phone.
19) When we use a map we
need to turn it to the direction
that corresponds the one we
are heading to.
20) When we say to a guy:
“Well…nothing…”, we mean an
entirely different thing.
21) We are never wrong. We
wait for men to take initiative
and apologize.
22) We drive miles out of our
way, because we are scared of
getting lost using a shortcut.
23) When we cry, we would
love someone to see it and
offer us a cuddle.
24) In entertainment, while men
are seeking the escape from
reality, we, ladies, on the other
hand, look for stuff that
reminds us about the real life.
25) Usually, we have over 50
different items in our bathroom
most of which men would
hardly identify.
26) We all are afraid of bugs,
spiders and mice.
27) When we go on a 3-day trip
we, usually, pack over 7 outfits,
just in case we will hesitate
about what to wear.

Lol @ No. 2

Women sha don enter am on this Website....
oga ooo