Valentine day is celebrated all over the world as lover's day.
Women, apparently, don't want
chocolates or flowers for Valentine's
Day.

According to Birkbeck University and
Harley Street clinics in London, it's a
romantic meal for two and intimacy gadgets.

After hooking up 20 volunteer
couples to special
electroenchephalogical (EEG)
headsets , scientists measured
women's brain-wave patterns in
response to gifts from their partners.
The results showed that gifts most
likely to make women smile are:

Romantic meal for two 75%
Female intimacy gadgets 65%
Lingerie 60%
Red roses 30%
Chocolates 25%
This is what brain does when it
smiles, apparently:
"Humans have a feel-good factor
which is activated by anything that
promotes the survival of the species
such as eating, drinking, and sex,"
independent psychologist Dr. Beverly
Steffert said. "When receiving a gift,
people are also able to think ahead
and delay immediate gratification
for a longer-term reward."

The commissioners of the research,
the female-sex-toy brand Smile
Makers, were of course more than
pleased with the results.

"We love the fact that British women
prefer gifts that demonstrate a sense
of fun and imagination over
traditional, clichéd presents like
chocolates and roses," Peder
Wikstroem at Smile Makers said.
So put away those bouquets and Milk
Trays; otherwise you'll make
women's brains sad:

Dat is why I dnt date women,I date girls.