Arise o compatriots

Welcome to the world

Lol this gal no go kill person

Who put this shît on fp?
Next, I will start seeing nairalander's first time in the toilet.

This is damn funny!! Lmao!!

Thanks op.

My first time in a cinema too was an Adam Sandler movie, JUST GO WITH IT @ Genesis Deluxe GRA PH

I dnt see anything embarrassing there o
U went there wit ur popcorn which is probably sweeter than theirs,
Lacassera which is more preferable to coke,
Nd caparisons to top it all.
Na u soji jare, cos dey wanted to shiit on u(cheat)
Bt dat was incredibly hilarious

This girl is nuts walai .

I vex too the first time I go cinema sha, to use 1k buy popcorn no be beans abeg.

Read this two days ago.... On NSG na

Space booked



Let me go back and read the novel!

Yomieluv:
During school days then,before going to club,I would have knocked myself out with local ogogoro,then enter club to buy only table water..

The tipsy-ness will last till day break.

Can't afford the exorbitant fee of drinks then.

Lols, back in the days....it was fun sha....now we buy the lounge and send everybody home, because daddy wants to play...lol

ok

Very funny

ewizard1:


This got me cracking like madt...

Same hia...

Lol.. Funny you...

safarigirl:


Honestly, the FG has to do something bout the popcorn and soda situation in Nigerian cinemas. In Silverbird Abuja, popcorn is sold for 800 naira and soda sold for 300 naira, that's 1.1k already, transport will be no less than 2.5k cuz of things like cab and drop. The only good thing is that there's a discount for students and corpers.

A movie ticket costs 800 naira with ID card, so I plan to make use of that awoof for as long as I can ....bottom line, I will still spend 5k for the ultimate cinema experience...but omo, I can't fit. I'll just take chewing gum and facemask into the viewing hall, I chew my gum and use the facemask to ensure all the enticing popcorn aroma does not disturb my nostrils

Lucky for me, many people are stingy here, so they're not likely to buy that 800 naira diabetes pack called popcorn

Pls how much discount do they give corpers?i plan visiting there soon

So akpabio ddnt do dat #100 ish..... Jst a fallacy

LOl at a BIG Rat terrifically terrorising the cinema after a jolly fellow came prepared with local dish and at you dashing the bouncer your collectibles in your minds eyes.

Thanks for keeping it real. You must be a good business manager with intent on getting value for your money. I love you.

Pls,to those of u dat have been to d cinema;Are people allowed to choose the type of movie they wanna watch?So that i'll prepare myself well b4 going.

Babe's too dey fall hand.

Allureoftheseas:
Lmfao, poverty is a bastard.

Walahi my brother

funny thou

Lol

cutiepie01:
Pls how much discount do they give corpers?i plan visiting there soon

I think corpers p 1k per movie or 800....just have 1k in your pocket and your ID

Naijasinglegirl:
According to him, the price slash had led to an abuse of the arena as someone was caught eating from a foodflask of goat meat some days back and now there was a big rat they've been trying to kill in the cinema without success.

Hahahahahaha this place got me laughing hard

cutiepie01:
Pls,to those of u dat have been to d cinema;Are people allowed to choose the type of movie they wanna watch?So that i'll prepare myself well b4 going.

yes. Once you get to the cinema, you get to pick out any movie you want to watch.

Each movie is timed, so you may want to watch a movie that will be viewed sometime around 3 or 4pm...just in case, you should get to the cinema sometime around 12 (the goof movies are shown around that time)

So you get there at noon or 12:30pm, you buy whatever movie ticket you want to see (depending on if the time it's showing will be convenient for you eg a night time movie, may not be convenient), then you wait/hang around till the time the movie is showing and find your way to the viewing room, which will be located on the 2nd floor (the floor you buy the ticket and snacks)

Hope that helps

On a serious note. I don't understand this "follow the crowd mentality". So those who have diabetics most also buy pop corn and coke? Well I don't believe you must do what ever others do to just enjoy a movie. In worst case scenario, I would just buy soda water. I have always hated popcorn. Never follow the crowd, do what makes YOU happy. As for using cab, that's unnecessary luxury if you clearly can't afford it. Thank God for internet downloads. One should only go to the cinema when you really have money to waste.

candygosh:
Funny piece reminds me of an even at sweet sensation. I guess this guys babe asked him to get her food and he ordered fried rice and beef 2 plates each. When the cashier told him the price was 1800. He just bluntly refused and said he's not buying oh that their food was too expensive. He then turned to me and was lamenting about how he's suprised. That day I just couldn't laugh. He later bought one tho cos the cashier said he must pay 4 one of the plates. He was hissing till he left

Loooool! Almost same with me sha. Went to sweet sensation to buy their food in take away for the first time last week. I just withdraw 3k for bank go buy the thing for my sisters coz I don promise dem. And they be 3
Before dey sha package d food, I ask dem ow much one takeaway of food be. Dem tel me say 1,050 naira. I just sharply look behind me, see fine babes and whisper to d woman
"Pls ma, I only need two"
Na why I still remain broke up till this moment

werey pipu plenty for this country..

safarigirl:


Honestly, the FG has to do something bout the popcorn and soda situation in Nigerian cinemas. In Silverbird Abuja, popcorn is sold for 800 naira and soda sold for 300 naira, that's 1.1k already, transport will be no less than 2.5k cuz of things like cab and drop. The only good thing is that there's a discount for students and corpers.

A movie ticket costs 800 naira with ID card, so I plan to make use of that awoof for as long as I can ....bottom line, I will still spend 5k for the ultimate cinema experience...but omo, I can't fit. I'll just take chewing gum and facemask into the viewing hall, I chew my gum and use the facemask to ensure all the enticing popcorn aroma does not disturb my nostrils

Lucky for me, many people are stingy here, so they're not likely to buy that 800 naira diabetes pack called popcorn

Una too get money for abuja na why. Which kin popcorn dem dey sell for 800? D thing na 500 here for IB, dt 200 naira na big money.