I think that the life of the engineer is quite funny and adventurous, so I kinda complied some fact about we the engineers...


For engineers every course apart from
engineering is easy.

An engineer has the power of getting up at 9.25am and reaching the class at 9.30 am.

T-shirt and jeans are engineer's national
dress and Maggi is the national food.

A normal person will fix the broken things but
an engineer will first break a thing and then he
would fix it.

An engineer can build a car, spaceship and they
even can make time machine. However, he just
can’t build a relationship with a girl.

An engineer loves to solve a problem. If there is
no problem, then he will create one and would
start solving it.

An engineer can derive any relation just give them
the final expression. Are you made of copper(CU) and tellurium
(TE), because you’re CUTE. This is how engineers
flirt.

An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking
the class but not taking the attendance.

An engineer can finish his syllabus in one
night.

An Engineer knows nothing, but only an Engineer
knows this.

An Engineer will never sleep in the night and will
never wake up in the morning.

An Engineer is the most innocent person in front
of his parents.

Never argue with an engineer because arguing
with Engineers is like killing the mosquito on your
cheek, you might or might not kill it, but you’ll
end up slapping yourself.

No one can speak better English than an engineer
who is having a bottle of MALT in his hand.

No matter how hard girl cries and how loud she
yells, he just sits there calmly discussing her
emotion in terms of mathematical logic.

Engineer touches his car more often than his
girl.

Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t
fix it but Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it
doesn’t have enough features yet!

Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a
late afternoon lab every day for the rest of ur
life.

Engineers don’t really mad when the price of
petrol goes up, but mad like a hell when there is
mistake in the vector calculation.

Engineer don’t understand things in
mathematics,
he just get used to them.

Engineer can have Doctor title (Dr.) in front of
his name, while Doctor cannot get Engineer title (Engr.) in front of their names.

The working time for engineer is from morning
to
eternity.

5 Years, 120 Subjects, 900 Experiments, 9000
Assignments, 70,000 hours. A normal human
being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are
called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’

Add yours please...

P.S; I rep Chemical Engineering

100% True!

Info and Communication Engineer representing

:electrical and electronics engineer present

Real truth.i rep civil engineering

Ladies if your boyfriend aint an Engineer then you dont know what you are missing
Repping Elect Elect Engr

Repping Chemical Engr'g!!!
I love Machines!Engineering Is my passion...

rep.mechanicl engr.

Team civil.......even tho folks call's it 'evil engineering'

Nice,expecting a counter thread soon

Nice one Op.


I rep ChemEng.

# I rep materials Science Engineering
I just love engineering lyk mad

Another interesting fact.
Most engineering students don't know chemistry.

We, engineers rock!

ValentineMary:
Another interesting fact.
Most engineering students don't know chemistry.

ValentineMary:
Another interesting fact.
Most engineering students don't know chemistry.

Speak for yourself my broda
Chemistry dey always gba for my head
After mathematics it's my best subject

ValentineMary:
Another interesting fact.
Most engineering students don't know chemistry.

You sound as confused as your moniker are you a he or she or both?

baruzeez:

Speak for yourself my broda
Chemistry dey always gba for my head
After mathematics it's my best subject

I'm not an engineering student. I am speaking from observation.

ValentineMary:
Another interesting fact.
Most engineering students don't know chemistry.

Hmmm.... Chemical engineering dae do bit of chemistry and chemistry related courses ooo.....
And I think material science&engineering even do more chemistry... Solid state chemistry etc...

baruzeez:
# I rep materials Science Engineering
I just love engineering lyk mad

Bro what is Material Science and Engineering like?

proudly civil engineering

Kizmarty:
proudly civil engineering

where do you intend to work after schooling, how much pay do you intend to get, would securing a job for that course be that easy?
Aspiring to be one



Saw your mention the other day, i appreciate

Fabdedon:

where do you intend to work after schooling,?

ans:In a construction company,I can also set up my own company and deal on road,bridge,buildings etc construction contracts...there's lot of opportunities and options to choose from.

Q:how much pay do you intend to get?
ans:As juicy as possible... #200,000 upwards depending on the services I'll render.still depends on working experience tho.

Q:would securing a job for that course be that easy?

ans:Absolutely... but nothing comes without a hustle.
civil has a lot of opportunities... And Nigeria is still developing, this is an added advantage.




Q:Saw your mention the other day, i appreciate

Ans:you're welcome







and another added point;my dad is a civil engineer with his own company... my own advantage

Kizmarty:


Q:Saw your mention the other day, i appreciate

Ans:you're welcome

Expect more from me, am just looking for the right time to post them..

and another added point;my Dad is a civil engineer with his own company... my own advantage

hmm i call this Guaranted Employment

Fabdedon:
Expect more from me, am just looking for the right time to post them..






hmm i call this Guaranted Employment

Lol ...any name you call it
you're always welcome

jessetom:


Bro what is Material Science and Engineering like?

Materials Science Engineering is the engineering that covers the design of new engineering materials to meet new specifications and is the bed rock of development of each any engineering discipline, commonly called materials and metallurgical engineering In Nigeria.
Though metals as all fellow engineers will agree wif me is the most widely used engineering material but it is beyond that. Actually the state of our country won't let u appreciate and enjoy this course very well because it is even beyond what I think
A good example is the nanotechnology,
Materials engineers can work in any engineering firm that's the most interesting thing about it. But take note it has a mother the Mechanical Engineering
I'm proud to be a materials engineer

jessetom:


Hmmm.... Chemical engineering dae do bit of chemistry and chemistry related courses ooo.....
And I think material science&engineering even do more chemistry... Solid state chemistry etc...

Chem eng, met and mat engr, polymer engr do chem but very little.

ValentineMary:
Chem eng, met and mat engr, polymer engr do chem but very little.

But we do some chemistry!!!

ValentineMary:
Chem eng, met and mat engr, polymer engr do chem but very little.

But we do some chemistry!!!

PROUDLY A MECHANICAL ENGINEER. When it moves, it can only be mechanical

EEE!

Good...

Lmao...
These engineers will always try to make themselves happy.

***walks out of thred before they attack me***