Just kick her to the curb.

@OP.

People keep forgetting Area Fada's Law of Female Culinary Prowess, it states that:

The deliciousness of a girl's meal is directly proportional to the number of joysticks she has tasted.

Which also can be put differently as:

The deliciousness of a girl's meal is indirectly proportional to virginity.

deliciousness of a girl's meal = 1/Virginity + k

dm = 1/V + k

Where k = constant ( ingredients used are constant).

Follow this law & you will never come to NL to ask such an embarrassing question. Voila!

demelza:
This is a sarcastic post.
Why the emphasis on her virginity status?

Abiii?

Missy89:


Hahahaha

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Looking at the Op s picture...am not sure she is still a virgin...u go don rape her...

You don't look gentle man

Looooooooooooolest. .. @ I pushed her away

Ilekeh:
Judging from the title, this is another stu..pid thread.

Your gf is not your slave, cook your damn meal.

Ok

seggzz:


is this ur advice?

Bro wait ooh, I hope say no be an under-aged virgin u wan take to your advantage...how old is she self?

seggzz:
I have a very beautiful virgin girl but cannot cook as I do. There was a time I asked her to prepare a pepper soup meal. She didn't know the procedures and she had to ask me the cooking procedures. And I was ashamed with the way she wanted to prepare the meal. I pushed her away and I prepared it myself. She was surprised that I can cook that good after she tasted it.

Moreover, I still asked her to cook egusi soup and stew with turkey differently. She couldn't cook it well even after some assistance, the egusi soup tasted salty. And now, I do most of the cooking anytime she visits me. She confessed that she usually enjoy my food, but I'm not happy with her.

Ladies and gentlemen, what should I do to this virgin lady?

AND SO WHAT

Methinks the OP is trying to paint virgins in bad light

This looks like a post promoting hatred for virgins as if to draw a conclusion that virgins dont knw how to cook. Hope u appreciate her for remaining a virgin, a rare quality and one of the marks of discipline even in this generation. I doubt that u deserve has cos what has seggz(sex) got to do with a virgin? Pls just release the innocent girl the way she came without her loosing what she can't get back again.

What is with the disgusting Virginity fetishism with men on these nairaland forums?

It is really aggravating.

Many of them don't knw Hw to even mike tea talkless Hw to cook. So my brother don't wist. U time push her out of ur house ok she is not right person to ruin ur intear life wth her

Bros no lie o. at d time of this post "WAS SHE STILL A VIRGIN?"

He should teach her to become a better in kitchen than him. That is not a problem just a simple challenge

The truth is any virgin girl is never good in the sense that they do everything out of a care free mind always with the notion that "I have nothing to loose" they never put in their best in anything they do, but my guy d moment you av had her, den she is fully urs...

vjsmiles:
NIGERIAN MEN BEING WITHOUT AN ATOM OF A GENTLEMAN SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL

So he shud hug her?

Blackett:
I'll teach her how to cook, dumbass. Since that's the only thing negative about her. You were thinking you'll be told to dump a "virgin" girl because she hasn't perfected her cooking?

I think you are dumb too. What d fk are u feeling like?

Blackett:
Create reasonable threads next time. Not asking what you should do because a girl cannot cook.

Ability to cook doesn't define a woman, but of course, you were too dumb to realize that initially, which led to the creation of this baseless and senseless thread. Senseless, in the sense that no matter what some strangers on a forum say, your girl is your girl. You know what drew her to you in the first place, not these strangers with mouths agape at the magnitude of your stupidity, and you know why you decided to ask her out, and I'm very sure it wasn't because of something as flimsy, as cooking.

Now, fvck off.

Your response ehn! I love you! :*

alberto2k:
Send her to me

Wetin you wan come do?

seggzz:


hmmmm send her to you?

Is there anything wrong in teaching her? If you love her you'll teach her.

That is if your story is true.

What has virginity got to do with cooking?




must u tell us?



you are dating an underage jor,

tpacalipse:
So he shud hug her?

no he should kill her

Cadamlk:
Wetin you wan come do?

The needful na

There si no big deal in teaching her provided you love her

Just passing

she is also a virgin even at cooking? Wonderful. You must be a very happy young man, lol.

vjsmiles:
NIGERIAN MEN BEING WITHOUT AN ATOM OF A GENTLEMAN SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL

I don't think he meant that literally. I could be wrong though.

demelza:
This is a sarcastic post.
Why the emphasis on her virginity status?

The virgins are over hyped, so he needs to expose her

pls teach her n u can take a decisive step if u see any reluctant sign in her....meaning if she doesnt show interest to learn bt pls be patient wt her in d learning process

if you really love the virgin lady den you have to dedicate some of ur time and teach her how to cook.

arimahoseloka:
her virgin status makes her very very special

if white people continued to thinking like this they'd never have discovered anything meaningful. conservative mofos like will forever keep blacks behind holding on to values that benefits no one.

Marry her