KarmaMod:

You two should be kicked out for horrid taste anyway

You remind me of Pussy Galore in Goldfinger

*waka*

Cant expect much from a Buhnd fan anyway

Rotflmao!!

What is that supposed to mean? Us bond fans are plenty classy, thank you very much!

Don't even joke about that.

"Pussy Galore"

Yea so classy

kay9:

Didn't expect anything else from good ol' Sisi!

Ok, i can see knuckles flexing already on both sides of the fence (a HORDE of Bourne lovers on one side; Sisi Jinx and. . . well, just Sisi Jinx on the other  ), but let's get this straight: Until very recently, Bond's always been a REAL sissy. Remember Roger Moore? Or even "cool" Sean Connery? I can't remember exactly which of the "Bond's" it was now, but I distinctly remember being 10 years old, sitting on our parlour settee, watching James Bond, and thinking: This guy is such a wuss! Honestly, the only time I ever liked Mr. Bond was when he was getting the bejeezums beaten out of him in Die Another Day(u know, when Brosnam was getting the electric shocks and was seeing flying thingys, just before the movie began proper) - I mean, he took it like a man. I bet if it'd been Moore, he'd made some licorice, chocolatey remark to his torturer (who'd be female B.T.W) and gotten her to giggle like a piglet (Owh, Mizzterr Bonhhd!); I don't even want to think of what Dalton would've done. Yeeesh.

But Bourne, now you got a real soldier. He doesn't make licorice, chocolatey remarks to nobody. He doesn't get lucky; he doesn't have fancy see-through cars; damn, he doesn't have nothing - no big Momma Judy Dench to save his lazy backside - nobody! Yet, he survives - and God help whoever gets in his way! _{Like Sisi!}

  ROTFLOL . . .      hilarious! lol

Sisi and Doyin aka the only Bond-fans on NL
   the Bond thing is old, outdated and unrealistic, Jason Bourne is the FUTURE of spies and kick-ass agents  . I mean seriously, you can't even compare the two. From their fighting skills, to intelligence, to everything in between. And Bond will sleep with anything in a skirt *rolls her eyes* does the dude not have an ounce of self-control? Charming my a** shouldn't he have caught something by now?  But Bourne has no time for womanizing, disciplined but yet he carries a kind of charm about him - my kind of super-spy  . Not the one that needs mummy to clean up his mess.

If you were running from the police or hired assasins, who would you want protecting you? the guy who's never gotten caught? or the one who'll stop for a martini and booty call?

I think Doyin is sour because yet again the CIA has smacked down the wuss-filled MI6   

doyin13:

You remind me of Pussy Galore in Goldfinger  

KarmaMod:

*waka*  

can't expect much from a Buhnd fan anyway

Ladies, ladies, chill out alright? I mean, we all know who's going to lose if Bond and Bourne met in mortal kombat _{(be honest folks, we KNOW who it is, right?  )} but PLEASE no need to smear Seun's wall with the loser's entrails, ok?

Sisi Jinx:

Ay yi yi! This right here is what they call taking someone to school and back!!!  How do I even begin to defend My Bond? Wait a sec. . . that's not the real isue here, how can I be on the opposite side of my own boss? Bond never went against M and Sisi will never go against K. . . gerrit, M. .  . K? Me Bond. . . to your M Hehehehehehe!

Sisi presh, I wish i could switch sides for you, but the memory of all those drippy, licorice remarks. . . yeeeesh. Pierce Brosnam wasn't so bad as 007 though; I actually liked Golden Eye - lots of toys all over the place, but Bond really showed some depth in his personality there - oh, and there was that fella (Dmitri or something, i can't remember) who's favorite saying was I'm Invincible!! He actually died saying it

But I think u're right Sisi; let's agree to disagree. . .

JeSoul:

If you were running from the police or hired assasins, who would you want protecting you? the guy who's never gotten caught? or the one who'll stop for a martini and booty call?

Guy spends more time [b]"shining the kongo" [/b]than he does saving the world!

KarmaMod:

"Pussy Galore"

Yea so classy 

Hey, at least it's not Allota Vigina! Now that's just plain nas-tay! 

So you see, we are plenty classy!!!

JeSoul:

  ROTFLOL . . .      hilarious! lol

Sisi and Doyin aka the only Bond-fans on NL
   the Bond thing is old, outdated and unrealistic, Jason Bourne is the FUTURE of spies and kick-ass agents  . I mean seriously, you can't even compare the two. From their fighting skills, to intelligence, to everything in between. And Bond will sleep with anything in a skirt *rolls her eyes* does the dude not have an ounce of self-control? Charming my a** shouldn't he have caught something by now?  But Bourne has no time for womanizing, disciplined but yet he carries a kind of charm about him - my kind of super-spy  . Not the one that needs mummy to clean up his mess.

  If you were running from the police or hired assasins, who would you want protecting you? the guy who's never gotten caught? or the one who'll stop for a martini and booty call?

I think Doyin is sour because yet again the CIA has smacked down the wuss-filled MI6   

Jeebus! Y'all have mercy on us now!! We are only two. . . only two! Wait a minute, we are only two? Two people who love Bond. . . James Bond?

Inconceivable!!! 

There's got to more. . . don't force me to open a Bond's appreciation thread because I will, I will just to prove you wrong. 

kay9:

Ladies, ladies, chill out alright? I mean, we all know who's going to lose if Bond and Bourne met in mortal kombat _{(be honest folks, we KNOW who it is, right?  )} but PLEASE no need to smear Seun's wall with the loser's entrails, ok?

Err. . . Boss, the thing is. .  . ehm. . . Doyin ehn, he is. . . how shall I put this. . . a HE and Yes, Yes we know who is going to win.

We surely do

kay9:

Guy spends more time [b]"shining the kongo" [/b]than he does saving the world!

Hey, a man's got to do what a man's go to do!

I can't believe Bond is being Penalized for being good at multitasking!!

Just because Bourne is still an amateur who has to focus on one thing at a time does not mean Bond's skills deserve ridicule.

Come on!! 

Doyin is prolly supporting bond because its "british". So the only genuine bond fan is Sisi, and we shall get to the bottom of that one soon, wont we?

Naa, u ain't right AND u ain't right. JeSoul isn't a guy; Mad Max isn't a guy; neither is spikedcylinder - yet they all think Bond's a girl-pansy - spikedcylinder  actually thinks he's a spoilt brat

I think Bond's a girl pansy?When o? You must have accessed the wrong subconscious ke.
With the exception of Dalton and horrid Lazenby, Bond's a god. Karma already has her Bourne-lovin' mind made up, so she may point her eyeballs in that direction, thank you very much. But please, who're we kidding? There's no comparison. Bond totally rules.

And then there were THREE!!! 

Doing the Bond Dance. . . Booyaah!

kay9:

Guy spends more time "shining the kongo" [/b]than he does saving the world!

hehe   

Sisi Jinx:


There's got to more. . . [b]don't force me to open a Bond's appreciation thread because I will, I will just to prove you wrong. 

  lol    and we Bourne loyalists shall counter with 2 threads 

Hey, a man's got to do what a man's go to do!
I can't believe Bond is being Penalized for being good at multitasking!!
Just because Bourne is still an amateur who has to focus on one thing at a time does not mean Bond's skills deserve ridicule.
Come on!! 

  lol . . . multitasking indeed    I wouldn't mind the multi-tasking so much if his Hot behind didn't get caught so often, or if his work wasn't so sloppy, and his mental state so[i] shaky [/i] that mummy needs to worry about him   

Bourne is the kind of spy you can take home  . . . Bond? not so much   

Sisi Jinx:

And then there were THREE!!! 

Doing the Bond Dance. . . Booyaah!

  see the Bond dance is even yeye . . . the dude obviously has no rhythm  he can't even stay on beat . . . hehe
if to say na Bourne dey dance na break dance, pop locking, Krump & Salsa we for see 

JeSoul:

Bourne is the kind of spy you can take home  . . . Bond? not so much   

Lol you can take Bond home if you want a STD for Christmas. ashewo oshi

KarmaMod:

Lol you can take Bond home if you want a STD for Christmas. ashewo oshi 

Na wa ooh, if you had already made up your mind about the dorky photo coping cat, why did you open the thread sef? Anything to Bash Bond, abi! We see right through you and we didn't need one of Q's brilliantly crafted gadgets do it, that' how obvious you are. . . Ojukoroju obvious.

Lmao Sisi Ive always disliked Bond. The reason for this thread was to make sure that Bourne was NOTHING LIKE Bond before I decide to watch the trilogy

ie No cheesy one-liners, giggling tarts, garbage like that sha

He's so wack now to the point that he actually drives a Ford. A car most Americans wouldnt be caught dead in sef. O ga 

Karma, please watch those films and put this debate to rest. It hurts to disagree with Sisi and Max.

I'm gonna have a coronary!

Bond vs Bourne?? Both of em are asswipes!!!
However, i still think Bond edges it.
He is a manly man and he rips women to shreds. . . . .Jason Bourne did not convince me he wasn't an eunuch.

~Sauron~:

Bond vs Bourne?? Both of em are asswipes!!!
However, i still think Bond edges it.
He is a manly man and he rips women to shreds. . . . .Jason Bourne did not convince me he wasn't an eunuch.

Jason's life is on the line and you want him to care about women? Lai Lai.
That yeye Bond and his stupid gadgets and martinis would just blurt our cheesy one liners and have stupid women (who end up getting killed by the way ) drooling.
Shior!

spikedcylinder:

Jason's life is on the line and you want him to care about women? Lai Lai.
That yeye Bond and his stupid gadgets and martinis would just blurt our cheesy one liners and have stupid women (who end up getting killed by the way ) drooling.
Shior!

His life was on the line?? What line??
Are u saying Bond does not go through near-death schitzos as well??

Bond rules. . . . . .super gadgets, superb cars, smart suits and beautiful women.
Jeeez. . . . . .Go n watch the old Bond movies and see the class Bond oozes.
Bond takes this with ease.

~Sauron~:

His life was on the line?? What line??
Are u saying Bond does not go through near-death schitzos as well??

Bond rules. . . . . .super gadgets, superb cars, smart suits and beautiful women.
Jeeez. . . . . .Go n watch the old Bond movies and see the class Bond oozes.
Bond takes this with ease.

Ford?

Tee hee hee!

[b]F[/b]ound
[b]O[/b]n
[b]R[/b]oad
[b]D[/b]ead

*rolls eyes*

You'd sooner see people in Chevys

spikedcylinder:

Ford?

Tee hee hee!

Ford car that can buy 30 McLarens.
Besides, what about em other cars he drives. . . .Aston Martins, BMW(Z3/Z8) Jaguars, Lotus Espirit??
Can the CIA afford this for Bourne??
[img]http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:UTFci0mcv1T6cM:http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z52/muratos/vubx/rinspeedsquba-diving-car-james-bond.jpg[/img]

Then get back to me when Jason Bourne can bed a woman as posh as this.

KarmaMod:

Lmao Sisi Ive always disliked Bond. The reason for this thread was to make sure that Bourne was NOTHING LIKE Bond before I decide to watch the trilogy

ie No cheesy one-liners, giggling tarts, garbage like that sha

He's so wack now to the point that he actually drives a Ford. A car most Americans wouldnt be caught dead in sef. O ga 

Ohnoyoudi'ent! 

Oh we are so taking this Outside! 

vescucci:

Karma, please watch those films and put this debate to rest. It hurts to disagree with Sisi and Max.

I'm gonna have a coronary!

Awww Vesc, you should know no Bond, No Bourne, No Gadget and definitely no opposite side of an arguement can tear us apart!! So cease with all talks of coronary. . . let's leave it where it belongs, for Bourne from trying so hard to be BOND. Lmao! I couldn't resist!

~Sauron~:

Bond vs Bourne?? Both of em are asswipes!!!
However, i still think Bond edges it.
He is a manly man and he rips women to shreds. . . . .Jason Bourne did not convince me he wasn't an eunuch.

Oh let me count the ways you make my heart go pitty pat!!

All you Bourniacs know you used two fingers for guns and played Bond as kids, and your kids will play Bond. Tell them 'Bourne' and they'll say Who? Bond saves the world, all Bourne saves is his skinny ass.

yea saves the world with his crab infested pubes.

Im not letting my kid watch a movie titled "Octopussy"

Bond ko. Bail ni.

Mad_Max:

All you Bourniacs know you used two fingers for guns and played Bond as kids, and your kids will play Bond. Tell them 'Bourne' and they'll say Who? Bond saves the world, all Bourne saves is his skinny ass.

You tell 'em Max!!

KarmaMod:

yea saves the world with his crab infested pubes.

Im not letting my kid watch a movie titled "Octopussy"

Bond ko. Bail ni.

Rotflmao!!

KarmaMod:

Im not letting my kid watch a movie titled "Octopussy"

But you can let them sing
Pussycat pussycat where have you been
I went to London to see the Queen!
Abi?

Mad_Max:

But you can let them sing
Pussycat pussycat where have you been
I went to London to see the Queen!
Abi?

On Karma's behalf, I say. . . TOUCHE!!!!

[size=5pt]She gon kill me[/size]

Mad_Max:

But you can let them sing
Pussycat pussycat where have you been
I went to London to see the Queen!
Abi?

what kin foolish song be this?

I dont live in London e jo. Queen ko. Drag Queen ni

Lmao!! They sing it in Naija oooh. . . at least that's why I learnt it in Nursery school.

KarmaMod:

what kin foolish song be this?

I dont live in London e jo. Queen ko. Drag Queen ni

LOL! Your own version would be: "I'm going to New York to see the pimps".

spikedcylinder:

LOL! Your own version would be: "I'm going to New York to see the pimps".

ROTFLMAO!!! You have no idea how funny that is!
But Karma doesn't know the song na What on earth kind of Nigerian child doesn't know that song!My sides o. I can't stop laughing.