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Re: Bond Vs Bourne by doyin13(m): 8:33pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
KarmaMod: You remind me of Pussy Galore in Goldfinger |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by KarmaMod(f): 8:34pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
*waka* Cant expect much from a Buhnd fan anyway |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 8:53pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Rotflmao!! What is that supposed to mean? Us bond fans are plenty classy, thank you very much! Don't even joke about that. |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by KarmaMod(f): 9:46pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
"Pussy Galore" Yea so classy |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by JeSoul(f): 10:19pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
kay9:ROTFLOL . . . hilarious! lol Sisi and Doyin aka the only Bond-fans on NL the Bond thing is old, outdated and unrealistic, Jason Bourne is the FUTURE of spies and kick-ass agents . I mean seriously, you can't even compare the two. From their fighting skills, to intelligence, to everything in between. And Bond will sleep with anything in a skirt *rolls her eyes* does the dude not have an ounce of self-control? Charming my a** shouldn't he have caught something by now? But Bourne has no time for womanizing, disciplined but yet he carries a kind of charm about him - my kind of super-spy . Not the one that needs mummy to clean up his mess. If you were running from the police or hired assasins, who would you want protecting you? the guy who's never gotten caught? or the one who'll stop for a martini and booty call? I think Doyin is sour because yet again the CIA has smacked down the wuss-filled MI6 |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by kay9(m): 10:53pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
doyin13: KarmaMod: Ladies, ladies, chill out alright? I mean, we all know who's going to lose if Bond and Bourne met in mortal kombat (be honest folks, we KNOW who it is, right? ) but PLEASE no need to smear Seun's wall with the loser's entrails, ok? Sisi Jinx: Sisi presh, I wish i could switch sides for you, but the memory of all those drippy, licorice remarks. . . yeeeesh. Pierce Brosnam wasn't so bad as 007 though; I actually liked Golden Eye - lots of toys all over the place, but Bond really showed some depth in his personality there - oh, and there was that fella (Dmitri or something, i can't remember) who's favorite saying was I'm Invincible!! He actually died saying it But I think u're right Sisi; let's agree to disagree. . . |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by kay9(m): 11:02pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
JeSoul: Guy spends more time [b]"shining the kongo" [/b]than he does saving the world! |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 5:05am On Jan 14, 2009 |
KarmaMod: Hey, at least it's not Allota Vigina! Now that's just plain nas-tay! So you see, we are plenty classy!!! JeSoul: Jeebus! Y'all have mercy on us now!! We are only two. . . only two! Wait a minute, we are only two? Two people who love Bond. . . James Bond? Inconceivable!!! There's got to more. . . don't force me to open a Bond's appreciation thread because I will, I will just to prove you wrong. kay9: Err. . . Boss, the thing is. . . ehm. . . Doyin ehn, he is. . . how shall I put this. . . a HE and Yes, Yes we know who is going to win. We surely do kay9: Hey, a man's got to do what a man's go to do! I can't believe Bond is being Penalized for being good at multitasking!! Just because Bourne is still an amateur who has to focus on one thing at a time does not mean Bond's skills deserve ridicule. Come on!! |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by spikedcylinder: 9:48am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Doyin is prolly supporting bond because its "british". So the only genuine bond fan is Sisi, and we shall get to the bottom of that one soon, wont we? Naa, u ain't right AND u ain't right. JeSoul isn't a guy; Mad Max isn't a guy; neither is spikedcylinder - yet they all think Bond's a girl-pansy - spikedcylinder actually thinks he's a spoilt brat |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by MadMax1(f): 1:32pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
I think Bond's a girl pansy?When o? You must have accessed the wrong subconscious ke. With the exception of Dalton and horrid Lazenby, Bond's a god. Karma already has her Bourne-lovin' mind made up, so she may point her eyeballs in that direction, thank you very much. But please, who're we kidding? There's no comparison. Bond totally rules. |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 5:45pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
And then there were THREE!!! Doing the Bond Dance. . . Booyaah! |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by JeSoul(f): 6:14pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
kay9:hehe Sisi Jinx:lol and we Bourne loyalists shall counter with 2 threads Hey, a man's got to do what a man's go to do!lol . . . multitasking indeed I wouldn't mind the multi-tasking so much if his Hot behind didn't get caught so often, or if his work wasn't so sloppy, and his mental state so[i] shaky [/i] that mummy needs to worry about him Bourne is the kind of spy you can take home . . . Bond? not so much Sisi Jinx:see the Bond dance is even yeye . . . the dude obviously has no rhythm he can't even stay on beat . . . hehe if to say na Bourne dey dance na break dance, pop locking, Krump & Salsa we for see |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by KarmaMod(f): 8:31pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
JeSoul: Lol you can take Bond home if you want a STD for Christmas. ashewo oshi |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 10:59pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
KarmaMod: Na wa ooh, if you had already made up your mind about the dorky photo coping cat, why did you open the thread sef? Anything to Bash Bond, abi! We see right through you and we didn't need one of Q's brilliantly crafted gadgets do it, that' how obvious you are. . . Ojukoroju obvious. |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by KarmaMod(f): 11:16pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
Lmao Sisi Ive always disliked Bond. The reason for this thread was to make sure that Bourne was NOTHING LIKE Bond before I decide to watch the trilogy ie No cheesy one-liners, giggling tarts, garbage like that sha He's so wack now to the point that he actually drives a Ford. A car most Americans wouldnt be caught dead in sef. O ga |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by vescucci(m): 3:10pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
Karma, please watch those films and put this debate to rest. It hurts to disagree with Sisi and Max. I'm gonna have a coronary! |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by Sauron1: 8:36pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
Bond vs Bourne?? Both of em are asswipes!!! However, i still think Bond edges it. He is a manly man and he rips women to shreds. . . . .Jason Bourne did not convince me he wasn't an eunuch. |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by spikedcylinder: 8:43pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Jason's life is on the line and you want him to care about women? Lai Lai. That yeye Bond and his stupid gadgets and martinis would just blurt our cheesy one liners and have stupid women (who end up getting killed by the way ) drooling. Shior! |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by Sauron1: 8:49pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: His life was on the line?? What line?? Are u saying Bond does not go through near-death schitzos as well?? Bond rules. . . . . .super gadgets, superb cars, smart suits and beautiful women. Jeeez. . . . . .Go n watch the old Bond movies and see the class Bond oozes. Bond takes this with ease. |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by spikedcylinder: 8:56pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Ford? Tee hee hee! |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by KarmaMod(f): 8:59pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
[b]F[/b]ound [b]O[/b]n [b]R[/b]oad [b]D[/b]ead *rolls eyes* You'd sooner see people in Chevys |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by Sauron1: 9:00pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: Ford car that can buy 30 McLarens. Besides, what about em other cars he drives. . . .Aston Martins, BMW(Z3/Z8) Jaguars, Lotus Espirit?? Can the CIA afford this for Bourne?? [img]http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:UTFci0mcv1T6cM:http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z52/muratos/vubx/rinspeedsquba-diving-car-james-bond.jpg[/img] Then get back to me when Jason Bourne can bed a woman as posh as this. |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 1:56am On Jan 16, 2009 |
KarmaMod: Ohnoyoudi'ent! Oh we are so taking this Outside! vescucci: Awww Vesc, you should know no Bond, No Bourne, No Gadget and definitely no opposite side of an arguement can tear us apart!! So cease with all talks of coronary. . . let's leave it where it belongs, for Bourne from trying so hard to be BOND. Lmao! I couldn't resist! ~Sauron~: Oh let me count the ways you make my heart go pitty pat!! |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by MadMax1(f): 12:35pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
All you Bourniacs know you used two fingers for guns and played Bond as kids, and your kids will play Bond. Tell them 'Bourne' and they'll say Who? Bond saves the world, all Bourne saves is his skinny ass. |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by KarmaMod(f): 4:00pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
yea saves the world with his crab infested pubes. Im not letting my kid watch a movie titled "Octopussy" Bond ko. Bail ni. |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 5:11pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
Mad_Max: You tell 'em Max!! KarmaMod: Rotflmao!! |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by MadMax1(f): 7:44pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
KarmaMod: But you can let them sing Pussycat pussycat where have you been I went to London to see the Queen! Abi? |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 7:48pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
Mad_Max: On Karma's behalf, I say. . . TOUCHE!!!! [size=5pt]She gon kill me[/size] |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by KarmaMod(f): 10:54pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
Mad_Max: what kin foolish song be this? I dont live in London e jo. Queen ko. Drag Queen ni |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 12:45am On Jan 20, 2009 |
Lmao!! They sing it in Naija oooh. . . at least that's why I learnt it in Nursery school. |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by spikedcylinder: 10:39am On Jan 20, 2009 |
KarmaMod: LOL! Your own version would be: "I'm going to New York to see the pimps". |
Re: Bond Vs Bourne by MadMax1(f): 1:21pm On Jan 22, 2009 |
spikedcylinder:ROTFLMAO!!! You have no idea how funny that is! But Karma doesn't know the song na What on earth kind of Nigerian child doesn't know that song!My sides o. I can't stop laughing. |
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