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My Shortest Relationship by 2dice(m): 9:34pm On Feb 21, 2015
Felt like sharing..
This was my shortest relationship..can it be called a relationship sef..
I met this beautiful Girl at a church anniversary i was inviting to.. Lemme say it was love/lust @ the first sight..
As a usually suspect *Jesus forgive me oo" i took a sit on the last roll *BadGuy things*...after like an Hour my friend that invited me... Came and sat by my side ...
This is where it all started
Re: My Shortest Relationship by Nobody: 9:40pm On Feb 21, 2015
Ehe?
Re: My Shortest Relationship by malonephill(m): 9:43pm On Feb 21, 2015
shocked
Re: My Shortest Relationship by TrishaP(f): 9:47pm On Feb 21, 2015
Tandullceblog:
Ehe?
No be small ehn.

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Re: My Shortest Relationship by kevv(m): 9:51pm On Feb 21, 2015
Hope no be story you just start.
Re: My Shortest Relationship by 2dice(m): 10:02pm On Feb 21, 2015
So it was time for offering...2DiCE don't dance so i did the needful then sat down...
That was when my friend started telling me about the girl seating 2 rolls after us...
Kelvin is so obsessed with fair-Girls..Then he said as i coat "2DICE that my latest Girlfriend, stop pressing ur fone and check her out"
Re: My Shortest Relationship by 2dice(m): 10:04pm On Feb 21, 2015
kevv:
Hope no be story you just start.

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Re: My Shortest Relationship by 2dice(m): 10:20pm On Feb 21, 2015
As i take one eye check the babe..that is making my friend heart disorganize...
Chisosx!! Damn this babe is the definition of Beauty ...she was also a Good dancing kus the way she was grind the offering song ehn...
Then i ask my paddi (friend) ..how far with babe...he said he was waiting for the perfect time to go meet her...
Guys come see as i smile for my mind.. You all knw WAFFITARIAN don't carry last patapata na draw
Re: My Shortest Relationship by Welepamilayo: 10:49pm On Feb 21, 2015
2dice:
As i take one eye check the babe..that is making my friend heart disorganize...
Chisosx!! Damn this babe is the definition of Beauty ...she was also a Good dancing kus the way she was grind the offering song ehn...
Then i ask my paddi (friend) ..how far with babe...he said he was waiting for the perfect time to go meet her...
Guys come see as i smile for my mind.. You all knw WAFFITARIAN don't carry last patapata na draw


In the words of Jude Abaga, na so craze dey start.
Re: My Shortest Relationship by Nobody: 10:56pm On Feb 21, 2015
2dice:
[s]Felt like sharing..
This was my shortest relationship..can it be called a relationship sef..
I met this beautiful Girl at a church anniversary i was inviting to.. Lemme say it was love/lust @ the first sight..
As a usually suspect *Jesus forgive me oo" i took a sit on the last roll *BadGuy things*...after like an Hour my friend that invited me... Came and sat by my side ...
This is where it all started[/s]

YOU ARE EVEN WORSE AS A PERSON THAN YOUR WRITTEN ENGLISH
Re: My Shortest Relationship by 2dice(m): 11:25pm On Feb 21, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


YOU ARE EVEN WORSE AS A PERSON THAN YOUR WRITTEN ENGLISH
ok..thank you small
all ayam type i wasn't check the errors b4 i post..dont mind me..jes read the tory
gratias
Re: My Shortest Relationship by 2dice(m): 11:28pm On Feb 21, 2015
Welepamilayo:


In the words of Jude Abaga, na so craze dey start.
lol
Re: My Shortest Relationship by Nobody: 12:09am On Feb 22, 2015
2dice:

ok..thank you small
all ayam type i wasn't check the errors b4 i post..dont mind me..jes read the tory
gratias


*breathes out* Stop! Just stop typing. You are clearing nations with this.
Re: My Shortest Relationship by alberto2k(m): 12:21am On Feb 22, 2015
Tandullceblog:



*breathes out* Stop! Just stop typing. You are clearing nations with this .

grin grin
Re: My Shortest Relationship by faradexs09(m): 12:29am On Feb 22, 2015
Story for the gods[color=#990000][/color]
Re: My Shortest Relationship by Trut(m): 12:30am On Feb 22, 2015
Op join the whole epistle together, stop posting it saperately
Re: My Shortest Relationship by 2dice(m): 7:21am On Feb 22, 2015
Trut:
Op join the whole epistle together, stop posting it saperately
laziness no gree me.. Oga mi no vex
Re: My Shortest Relationship by 2dice(m): 7:25am On Feb 22, 2015
Tandullceblog:



*breathes out* Stop! Just stop typing. You are clearing nations with this.
lol
in rozzay voice "dis fella can't hold me down"
Re: My Shortest Relationship by 2dice(m): 7:28am On Feb 22, 2015
Make una no vex faa...i wasn't checking the errors..and to my critics English no be una papa language so get a life ...
Make i continue jare
Re: My Shortest Relationship by 2dice(m): 7:48am On Feb 22, 2015
My friend saw the way i was looking at the girl.. Then he said "shey na everything wey i like you must like too"...coincidentally the Babe looked back from her sit and our eyes met eachother... i smiled then winked at her...she smiled back ...my friend thought he was the one she was smilling to..
So kelvin told me seems the girl likes him too..i nodded ok...
25 minutes later...kelvin left his sit to God knows where...

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