mY FRIEND WAS COMMING FROM BAUCHI, HE ENTERED A BIG POTHOLE ALONG JOS AND THE WHOLE ENGINE OF HHIS CAR REMOVED, HE NOTICED IT WHEN HE GET TO ABUJA.

LMAO!!!! Those are funny sentences. . . . MORE PLEASE!!!!

gaby longest time, happy new yr?

@topic lol laffinq my yanch out!

I dey have a great New Year sha.


So you dey try to laugh your yansh out abi? No wonda I go see your yansh now be puff puff

papine:

I beg o, I no fit lap malu inside Bus ooooo,
And I no go fit use my oko draw generator ooooooo, This are the newest words in town.

Do you have any for me? Less share. Because, I no go fit take petrol fry meat,
Or you fit massage alligator or crocodile ?
try am?

ROFLMGBO!!!

Abeg pls keep 'em coming oo.

*Burns down thread*

That is ARSON!

Roast Studio43 up for my Chinese New Year Celebration. He would make one fine roast meat!

studio43:

*Burns down thread*

U have landed here again wid ur insanity, 

Anger management anyone, if i see ur legs on this thread again, best believe I'll break them. . . .

Abeg i no fit take diesel fry fish, and i no fit massage octopus too. . . . . .

Thanks jare OP, for the tips, 

You Don't Eat, You Don't Shit. You Don't Shit, You Die.

TOYOSI20:

Abeg i no fit take diesel fry fish, and i no fit massage octopus too. . . . . .

LMAO!!!

No mind that Iguana face naaa

huh

Huh?

TOYOSI20:

U have landed here again wid ur insanity, 

Anger management anyone, if i see ur legs on this thread again, best believe I'll break them. . . .

Abeg i no fit take diesel fry fish, and i no fit massage octopus too. . . . . .

Thanks jare OP, for the tips, 

i hiss on u in every dialect of nigeria, photocopy ko easy

i never near u you don dey do face like wetin wan die, if i come touch u nko?

hhhhh

toyosi don give u too that same too?

studio43:

i hiss on u in every dialect of nigeria, photocopy ko easy

i never near u you don dey do face like wetin wan die, if i come touch u nko?

ROFLMAO!!!!

I see u still keep coming back like a die hard termite abbii??

Na that same face u too dey dream about right?? keep dreaming oo,

cos by the time im true wid u u'll be questioning everything u ever believed in and i ain't playing oo,

LMAO!!!!! Termite!

gabrywyl:

LMAO!!!!! Termite!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

He know he is, just saying too!!!!!!!!!

From now on, I shall call him Studio da Termite! how does that sound?

gabrywyl:

From now on, I shall call him Studio da Termite! how does that sound?

Sounds perfect Gaby, couldnt have picked out a better name maself too,

he will kill us both and afta his boyfriend airforce go see this, we both are toast

i beg make una no kill una self 4 here becos, i no go fit were tie for snake

which one of u guys they take ATM collect money for kolo. dats a very bad abit.

Papine is the one. Dont tell him I go tell you that

Do you have any for me let's share

one of my friend use gas do bodyspray, 
he say, he did not have money for perfume

I beg, i no go fit wear G string for cockroach and you know say bodyhug no fit house, so no go wear the thing for the fly ooooooo

papine:

Do you have any for me let's share

one of my friend use gas do bodyspray,
he say, he did not have money for perfume

I beg, i no go fit wear jeanstring for cockroach and you know say bodyhug no fit house, so no go wear the thing for the fly ooooooo

ROFLMGBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude u have killed me wid laughter oo. . . .

and ermm. . . .dont u mean G string too,

I beg, i no go fit romance wili-wili and i no go fit use alonbo drink garri. but if you say you get mouth or say you get talent, try use acid wash your yansh or make you use soldingiron do eyepencil, try am,
na good experience

still have more