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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by fitinwell: 3:09pm On Feb 28, 2015
There are many ways to dis... No direct entry.. Den i will manage d back door... Na just for me to release na.. I go try... Every corner... But no direct entry.
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Adaezeagu(f): 3:10pm On Feb 28, 2015
Hahahahahaha
Fuji house of commotion grin grin
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by nwadiuko1(m): 3:12pm On Feb 28, 2015
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
o boy ur own no good at all
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 3:13pm On Feb 28, 2015
Touching asin touch? So u support sex before marriage?
ignis:
What's new? Must it be that night? Haven't you been touching her before? Abi u no dey tired?
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by maryhaam(f): 3:15pm On Feb 28, 2015
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
ur opinion is oncheck looool,very funny
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 3:15pm On Feb 28, 2015
I'll just lock up and take my mind of it. Maybe kiss and go to bed shaa. After all she's mine forever
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Takim107(f): 3:16pm On Feb 28, 2015
Is she not your wife? She won't run so wait till her period stop...it's not a law pass that men must do it that night or die. ..but if the Lady is crazy about her husband she will even hide that she is on her period, wash it sharp sharp for action. ..abi i lie? cheesy
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by maxdozie(m): 3:18pm On Feb 28, 2015
mah hear!!
Get ready for a bloody war
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Dammyjohn(m): 3:19pm On Feb 28, 2015
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
Man O man!You really mean business oooooo
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by slick04(m): 3:20pm On Feb 28, 2015
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
shooooooo!!!!!! oga, you badt gan
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by mrkings84(m): 3:23pm On Feb 28, 2015
What is madness?
Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will
automatically turn you to a Mark Zuckerberg
Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will
automatically give you 24/7 hour electricity (Let
there be light, and there was light)
Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will
land you a job in Shell
Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will
eradicate your personal & family problems.
Madness is when you think voting a Buhari will
automatically land GOODLUCK & FAYOSE in
Kirikiri, while TINUBU & AMAECHI moves freely
from Lagos to Bayelsa, Abuja to Delta.
What is madness?
Madness is YOU, if you've ever assume any of
the above will come to pass.
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by mrkings84(m): 3:24pm On Feb 28, 2015
What is madness?
Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will
automatically turn you to a Mark Zuckerberg
Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will
automatically give you 24/7 hour electricity (Let
there be light, and there was light)
Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will
land you a job in Shell
Madness is when you think voting for Buhari will
eradicate your personal & family problems.
Madness is when you think voting a Buhari will
automatically land GOODLUCK & FAYOSE in
Kirikiri, while TINUBU & AMAECHI moves freely
from Lagos to Bayelsa, Abuja to Delta.
What is madness?
Madness is YOU, if you've ever assume any of
the above will come to pass. Na copy and paste stuff o; abeg no be me o....
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by adeA1(m): 3:25pm On Feb 28, 2015
That's y its traditionally mandatory among yorubas that the date is chosen wit the agreement of both parties' families wit due consultatn from the couple in questn esp the wife. So if period time is now the chosen date owin to wateva circumstances that might warranted that the coupl wud ve bn awared of that and so programmed themslves along the line .. No big deal
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Jnrbaino4real(m): 3:25pm On Feb 28, 2015
Is that a problem? Being on period is not a problem at all, so I see no reason at all why the husband can not wait.
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Hembelembe: 3:25pm On Feb 28, 2015
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buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
sounds dirty bro
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by MrHighSea: 3:26pm On Feb 28, 2015
Period no b blood? and she z d bone of my bone, blood of my blood. Love, I want to swim in ur blood. Lol.

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by datguru: 3:27pm On Feb 28, 2015
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad

You killed it bro grin
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by nwadiuko1(m): 3:29pm On Feb 28, 2015
I l smile and say..."Ok baby......hala me when the river stops to flow"
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 3:30pm On Feb 28, 2015
undecided tongue angry take a cold shower And sleep, d period wnt last forever! kiss

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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by EzeUchennaN(m): 3:34pm On Feb 28, 2015
Well, it all depends on both parties. If I need it, I will romance he only but I will not sex her. But if she needs it so badly. I will only romance and kiss her. I will calm her down to let her know that it's not the right time to do it. It's not sexually hygiene.
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Rockstar07: 3:35pm On Feb 28, 2015
It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad[/quote]

Crazy and funny guy! ...lol
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by bunmioguns(m): 3:35pm On Feb 28, 2015
MrHighSea:
Period no b blood? and she z d bone of my bone, blood of my blood. Love, I want to swim in ur blood. Lol.



Falls down from Maggie cube


grin
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Takim107(f): 3:35pm On Feb 28, 2015
She let am go far. . As for me before I marry him I'm already crazy about him so na me go dey wait for that day..I no go even let am know...I will bath with five bucket of water or stay in the shower for 1hr wash clean and come out to handle my husband before all this wayo girls put eyes abi I lie?
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 3:37pm On Feb 28, 2015
Very simple na. Cuddle each other and sleep, after all we have more than 20,000 nights ahead of us to make up for it.
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by ojoe88(m): 3:37pm On Feb 28, 2015
BLOODY banging!!!!!
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by lonelydora: 3:37pm On Feb 28, 2015
Haven't I paid my dividends? i must take it that night no matter what.
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by ojoe88(m): 3:38pm On Feb 28, 2015
BLOODY banging
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Abimloaded(m): 3:38pm On Feb 28, 2015
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad


Loll... Brother!!! I have never laughed like this before... you got my ribs cracking.... You are the baddest.
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Marvellouzkk(f): 3:40pm On Feb 28, 2015
same happened the very night after my wedding, its not a big deal shey bi period the finish wait for her
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by jeje123(m): 3:41pm On Feb 28, 2015
demelza:
Is it a must to have sex on the wedding night?
You guys have forever to do yourselves to stupor, so it should not be a big deal.
capital YES its a must!
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Goddyj(m): 3:42pm On Feb 28, 2015
I will go and sleep in the church.
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by thaoriginator: 3:51pm On Feb 28, 2015
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
Make you kukuma lick the toto na, dat one dey instantly stop the blood flow..

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