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Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Xynthialuvy(f): 10:05am On Mar 01, 2015
Tallesty1:
I will go to a corner and cry my eyes out.sad
Say wetin nah
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Ericobandaraz(m): 11:14am On Mar 01, 2015
I see nothing wrong in dat
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by leeland(m): 11:30am On Mar 01, 2015
Tough one, but what can I do, I will wait till she completes it. Abi I don't enter am and no turning back.
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by iamodenigbo1(m): 12:13pm On Mar 01, 2015
dabigwalls:


This comment wins my trophy for the day. I don't care but I wanna give you something. Even if it is 100 VTU. Chaiii...people will not kill somebody here oo
bro where is the trophy?
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Honeyjoel: 1:57pm On Mar 01, 2015
So disgusting

buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Ninilowo(m): 2:09pm On Mar 01, 2015
E be food?
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by mekybabe1: 2:27pm On Mar 01, 2015
This guy ehen! U r bad! Lol!
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Ogadtop(m): 2:31pm On Mar 01, 2015
bisous:
Na wah ooo guys and this thing called X ,no be food ooh

I just wonder how you will enjoy it with all the fluid and all
Hian!!!

no be only food man come wack for this life na. after eating your meal and get energy, where will u desipate the energy na

secondly, dont worry how i will enjoy it with all the fluid,u jvst open the website for me to log in.chikena. the ppl i pity most are those guys that wont dig it dip,waiting till wedding nite.
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 4:14pm On Mar 01, 2015
Ogadtop:


no be only food man come wack for this life na. after eating your meal and get energy, where will u desipate the energy na

secondly, dont worry how i will enjoy it with all the fluid,u jvst open the website for me to log in.chikena. the ppl i pity most are those guys that wont dig it dip,waiting till wedding nite.

Lol may God forgive u ooh...

don't go and dissipate it in the gym be looking for website to log in to even when the server is down
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by pressplay55: 8:50pm On Mar 01, 2015
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
guy u got me crackin....
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by dabigwalls: 10:07pm On Mar 01, 2015
iamodenigbo1:
bro where is the trophy?

Bro wey you? Oya come take na
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by cocolacec(m): 11:45am On Oct 22, 2015
"They will ask you about menstruation. Say, 'It is harmful, so keep away from women during it. Do not approach them until they are purified of it, when they are purified you may approach them as Allah has ordained." (Qur'an 2:222)
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 10:48pm On Feb 02, 2016
iamodenigbo1:
everything is a problem here In nairaland

This is my observation too grin
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Nobody: 10:51pm On Feb 02, 2016
Tallesty1:
You pray?


You sef!.


Well such can't happen sha because I go sidon carry my pen and paper calculate when she dey see am and when she no dey see am b4 I go fix the dategrin

Mumu pen and paper.
Why can't u take pen and paper to calculate turkey and cow money. . Guys can be canny sha
Re: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Tallesty1(m): 11:01am On Feb 03, 2016
Lizypumping:


Mumu pen and paper.
Why can't u take pen and paper to calculate turkey and cow money. . Guys can be canny sha
Mind your business pls.

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