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My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by Cayon(f): 6:52pm On Jan 10, 2009
My Lover vs Nairaland Forum

My lover has the sweetest kissing lips
But Nairaland I just can’t resist

My lover is in bed, on my best sheet
Yet I am logging on to take a peep

My lover tell jokes and he is the best kisser
No competition, because Nairaland is sweeter

My lover dance with me to the sound of Jazz
Yet I have to log on to question Shaz

My lover wants to attend Open Mic Night and take the stand
But he is waiting on his chastity belt just in case he sits next to Davidylan

My lover keep asking what so special about this forum
I say “I don’t know – maybe it has something to do with the Admin. Seun”

My lover reminds me that I am a woman of class
He is late; I was told long before by Goodass

My lover is here begging me to look for his shoe
I say “wait – I have to say “hi” to my poetry crew”

My lover say he can’t wait for folks to call him and I “us’
So I log on to the Christian section and type “Thank you Jesus”

My lover ask “why are you laughing –is it because of my black cloak”
I say “no honey, I am reading Anger Management 101 and they killing me with Jokes

My lover says “the Muslim section is where you should go and stay
However, I’ll have to keep an eye on babs, Mustay and Olabolawe

My lover say “don’t be fooled by the media they are full of tricks
I say “I only listen to lagosboy, sleekP, Negro_Nts and richyblack over in Politics”

My lover says “get out of the house – go have some fun
I say “shhh I am surfing the Culture, Food, Health, family, Business and travel sections”

My lover says “Nairaland forum is turning you into a disaster
I say “blame it on Technology or the webmaster”

My lover says “find some other entertainment because it’s your passion”
I say “all that is on Nairaland including fashion”

My lover is pissed I made him late for movie, dinner and dance
That damn Romance section – here I am crying and begging for another chance

Help me, Help me anyone from the General Discussion
I am addicted to Nairaland and I am losing my soon to be husband
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by spikedcylinder: 6:59pm On Jan 10, 2009
Nice. cool
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by Encomium(m): 7:03pm On Jan 10, 2009
Cayon, thats a nice and lovely one. keep it up.
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by MissyB1(m): 7:09pm On Jan 10, 2009
That was great! smiley
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by TOYOSI20(f): 9:36pm On Jan 10, 2009
Awwww Cayon. . . .nice Ode to ur lover, I like!! wink
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by yicob(m): 3:23am On Jan 11, 2009
CreaThief
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by Sissy3(f): 9:38am On Jan 11, 2009
you go gurl wink cheesy
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by bluespice(f): 9:40am On Jan 11, 2009
he he he grin wink
nice one dear
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by babonboard(f): 10:30am On Jan 11, 2009
just too goooooooooooo[color=#000099][/color]dddd
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by JJYOU: 10:39am On Jan 11, 2009
crayon
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by TayoD1(m): 7:03pm On Jan 14, 2009
@topic,

Now that is a well written piece.
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by Hotstepper(f): 7:16pm On Jan 14, 2009
brilliant!! why cant we be getting more of this nice educative things like this dan sum stupid stuff ppl just post here 4 record sake,

well done dear
Re: My Lover Vs Nairaland Forum by Aragonc: 7:40pm On Jan 14, 2009
What a long and nice poem.please dont let this talent die,you better make use of it.

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