wheesin:


hey can pls go to the political section and battle eith ur fellow senseless brothers..can't u open ur mouth without politicizing everything.. they use politics swear for u...not like if ur Messiah is any different.. still the same weed,just wrapped in a different package.

you no jez get joy n i dnt blame you for your joyless self..take heart bros

eduxerxes:
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Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihiihihihiihihihihihihihihihih
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehe

Cheeeeeeeeei!!! See better job oooooooo!!! Instead of walking aimlessly searching for job, why not try this dude's suggestion. Carry fried fish 4 head and job-hunt. Any whr u see vacancy, u drop the fish and enter, if u no pass, u continue selling ur fish, either which way...Youwin.

omg. Funny

Ndissle:
I am ready to get a good job soon. I need some who is willingly to be a partner in job hunting....

Can I advice you on something. Can you write letters to 50- 100 companies around your area, volunteering to work for FREE.

Stating clearly that, though you desire a paid job, you want to learn and earn your stripes.

You might be shocked that 2-5% of them will offer you something

I really don't get why people find this thread funny to the extent that they tell the op he is on his own and make silly statements.

Any sensible person knows that there is no impossibility where people with like minds or similar objectives, come together to achieve a goal.

Op please don't be discouraged. Get on with the program and come back to inspire your mockers with your testimony.

omowumee:

you no jez get joy n i dnt blame you for your joyless self..take heart bros

What is the joy in being blatantly disrespectful to those in authority?
What is the joy in derailing a thread with a nonsensical post?

omowumee:

you wont find until badluck is no longer president..soo hold on better change dey come

“General Buhari is not a magician, “ adding: “He
will not find you a job if you do not go out there and help
yourself.”
Mrs Amosun told “armchair critics” that to build Nigeria
goes beyond sitting at a remote location and criticising on
the social media. “We need to improve our literacy levels
in
order to tackle mortality rates and boost education,
among
others,” she said, adding: “It is beyond writing on social
media,” to do this.
http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/buhari-uk-rest-says-wife

Evina:


What is the joy in being blatantly disrespectful to those in authority?
What is the joy in derailing a thread with a nonsensical post?

my post sydon on top yur head?
or is it affecting yur G.P?
or mayb its soo good nbdy is noticing your "non-nonsenscal" post.. Pele keep trying ur post go soon shine

omowumee:

my post sydon on top yur head?
or is it affecting yur G.P?
or mayb its soo good nbdy is noticing your "non-nonsenscal" post.. Pele keep trying ur post go soon shine

Lol. You are a classic representation of people who claim to be educated yet lack certificates.

eduxerxes:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah
Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihiihihihiihihihihihihihihihih
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehe

Cheeeeeeeeei!!! See better job oooooooo!!! Instead of walking aimlessly searching for job, why not try this dude's suggestion. Carry fried fish 4 head and job-hunt. Any whr u see vacancy, u drop the fish and enter, if u no pass, u continue selling ur fish, either which way...Youwin.

lmaooiiiooooooooo chai you haf killed meeee

Evina:


Lol. You are a classic representation of people who claim to be educated yet lack certificates.

madam educated with certificates its an open thread, anyone is free to post anyfin stop takin it personal..except your educated certificate self has nufin better to do

omowumee:

madam educated with certificates its an open thread, anyone is free to post anyfin stop takin it personal..except your educated certificate self has nufin better to do

don't they sell brighter grammar in that region of yours? Do yourself well to grab a copy.

Or maybe you should type in your local dialect.

Tranquill:


“General Buhari is not a magician, “ adding: “He
will not find you a job if you do not go out there and help
yourself.”
Mrs Amosun told “armchair critics” that to build Nigeria
goes beyond sitting at a remote location and criticising on
the social media. “We need to improve our literacy levels
in
order to tackle mortality rates and boost education,
among
others,” she said, adding: “It is beyond writing on social
media,” to do this.
http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/buhari-uk-rest-says-wife

nobdy said he is...
1, dd i mention buhari?
2, yea their ar jobs, scam jobs, jobs based on who knows who, n jobs based on do me i do you well...imagine going to submit your CV manually..after submiting online n no result..only to be told at the gate "if you dont know anyone in there dont bother" ..soo wot are you saying?? i hv moved round lagos in search of jobs n i hv seen dat we do need change

Evina:


don't they sell brighter grammar in that region of yours? Do yourself well to grab a copy.

Or maybe you should type in your local dialect.

oh no dey dnt..but if you are a result of that brighter grammar, then I dnt want it cuz you obviously lack understanding

omowumee:

oh no dey dnt..but if you are a result of that brighter grammar, then I dnt want it cuz you obviously lack understanding

how ironic. Lol.

Back to topic.

How exactly is this thread funny?

OP, don't give up.

nenergy:

Dear employee, Your phone number exposed you..

You called my school crappy?

Don't bother coming for you N18,249 salary. You are fired!!!!

yungbeef:
. Asshole. My employer is so bleeped up she dosent knw hw to type www nt to talk of nairaland. Mtcheww.

LMAO!!! This thread is so funny

tellwisdom:


U fit sell fried fish?...Make i dey fry am, dey put for tray for you? :

#dead.
This is wickid!

op am equally ready to partner in this job hunt cos #ManMustSurvive

To those who see the post as a funny one no p. I need a. Job and I will surely get 1 soon. Please we don't have to be disrespectful with our comments.

.

nenergy:

Dear employee, Your phone number exposed you..

You called my school crappy?

Don't bother coming for you N18,249 salary. You are fired!!!!

ghenghen!

Evina:
I really don't get why people find this thread funny to the extent that they tell the op he is on his own and make silly statements.

Any sensible person knows that there is no impossibility where people with like minds or similar objectives, come together to achieve a goal.

Op please don't be discouraged. Get on with the program and come back to inspire your mockers with your testimony.

a word frm the heart tells.

nenergy:

Dear employee, Your phone number exposed you..

You called my school crappy?

Don't bother coming for you N18,249 salary. You are fired!!!!

dear employer,
truly your said School must be really crappy, otherwise you have no business on thread with the above-stated subject matter.
consequent upon the above, I charge you to get employed ASAP.
regards to your imaginary school.
yours faithfully

We be 5 wey no get job! If u pay our T.P and buy us soap(soda make we take wash previous sweat comot for our clothes, we will gladly folo u.

I am in. But na u go pay for t.p. Agreed? eemmm, sorry plus lacasera and gala charges.

lolz...op,mind these guys!life na huge magnetic field,wetin u really want go always locate you.just be careful and focused.

omowumee:

you wont find until badluck is no longer president..soo hold on better change dey come

see this one...u know wetin be politics?u better enter kitchen dirty Yoruba girl

anonym0us:
see this one...u know wetin be politics?u better enter kitchen dirty Yoruba girl

noted.

nenergy:

Dear employee, Your phone number exposed you..

You called my school crappy?

Don't bother coming for you N18,249 salary. You are fired!!!!

hahahaha,una no well!

omowumee:

my post sydon on top yur head?
or is it affecting yur G.P?
or mayb its soo good nbdy is noticing your "non-nonsenscal" post.. Pele keep trying ur post go soon shine

oh girl,pls always make use of ur dictionary whenever ur in this forum in order to avoid posting an incorrect words,thnks.

omowumee:

madam educated with certificates its an open thread, anyone is free to post anyfin stop takin it personal..except your educated certificate self has nufin better to do

pls make use of your dictionary to avoid posting an incorrect sentences,thnks

^^^lol... In the process of correcting she makes the same mistake twice...