sillyboy, ofcourse ladies expect something on vals day
a vals day without gift is almost a crime
but we appreciate random valentine days in the year
it makes u more appreciated,
not to talk of making us feel more special

with the current credit crunch, if she 'stones' u with the agbalumo (udala) rub the thing and give her a kiss
things are hard

**osisi:

With the current economic crunch,ladies should not expect too much.
If he buys you agbalumo(Udala) just lick the thing and give him a kiss.
Things is hard

Quit trying to make excuses for your man, he maybe buying you agbalumo and buying his concubine diamonds.

HeatFusion:

well, true for some women sha.

[size=2pt]I dnt do emails or calling [/size]

I dont want you to call me or mail me. . . .I only wanted to holla you on your birthday. . . .but its okay if you dont. . .I will have to wish you well right here on nairaland.

Whats the date?

**osisi:

With the current economic crunch,ladies should not expect too much.
If he buys you agbalumo(Udala) just lick the thing and give him a kiss.
Things is hard

Now thats funny. . .wish all girls are like you. . . .simple "fruit" (almond fruit) would do.

BTW, I hate agbalumo. . .especially the sour ones.

this shenanegan man doesn't know who he is talking to. that's a Doctor's wifey, Respect. now put your oku on the floor and apologize!

i just want my Alize and Irish cream and some cute choco.

surely will be getting them or am heading to Anapolis with drama

*Hauwa*:

this shenanegan man doesn't know who he is talking to. that's a Doctor's wifey, Respect. now put your oku on the floor and apologize!

osisi is my sister and she knows I'll never do anything to disrespect her . I'm just giving an example.

*Hauwa* you wan put ne for trouble sah wait let me catch you first

sillyboy:

I dont want you to call me or mail me. . . .I only wanted to holla you on your birthday. . . .but its okay if you dont. . .I will have to wish you well right here on nairaland.

Whats the date?

Now thats funny. . .wish all girls are like you. . . .simple "fruit" (almond fruit) would do.

BTW, I hate agbalumo. . .especially the sour ones.

Ok, it's a week after valentine, Feb. 21
best not forget

Lol, I love agbalumo die. it turns into gumif u chew it for a long while

HeatFusion:

Ok, it's a week after valentine, Feb. 21
best not forget

Lol, I love agbalumo die. it turns into gumif u chew it for a long while

Yuk. . . .I remember that we break the seed inside and make ear-rings outta it.

my kleenex box is empty. . . cry no more i was only joking too sigh

sillyboy only girls do that. are you really a guy or transgendered

*Hauwa*:

my kleenex box is empty. . . cry no more i was only joking too sigh

sillyboy:

Yuk. . . .I remember that we break the seed inside and make ear-rings outta it.

I cant even rem. how the seeds look

black bean-shaped

clit shaped is the best descriptions of udala/agbalumo seed

*Hauwa*:

my kleenex box is empty. . . cry no more i was only joking too sigh

See your head like Kleenex, you dash you Kleenex like say no be that off brand tissue way you buy for 99c store una dey use.

*Hauwa*:

sillyboy only girls do that. are you really a guy or transgendered

I was a kid then jor. . . . transgendered kor. . .goatmale ni.

bluespice:

black bean-shaped

Your head correct . . . .bet you did it. . .
and its kinda sticky too.

*Hauwa*:

clit shaped is the best descriptions of udala/agbalumo seed

See description!
omo buruku . . . .oloju rogodo.

do you really care where i buy the kleenex i gave you? as long as it serves teary eyes purpose. now cry on
99cents huh well still my coins.

work for the money, work for it honey
work for the money, better treat her right

singing work for the money, worrrrrrrrrrrrrrk for it honey, work for the money better treat her right

humming
work for it it honey, better treat her right

silly, ha emi? careful make i no do incantation for you o

kurukerekurukere ni ologbo se wo igbo lo

bluespice:

black bean-shaped

oh okay

*Hauwa*:

clit shaped is the best descriptions of udala/agbalumo seed

Heat why are you quoting me now eh

how are you

clit shaped?

naw remember it has slight projections on either side

*Hauwa*:



Heat why are you quoting me now eh

how are you

I dey, omoge o. . . . na ur post dey surprise me sha.
The innocent ones are not so innocent o

i know say na my post o
young shall grow they say.
you want me to stay like cucumber, no be NL eh, elementary sch o, sophomore o, senior, etc all dey now. it is a learning and growing arena

@ Hauwa

So you think na only you sabi incantation abi?

O ya gba sibe. . .

Ohun ta ba so fun ogba , logba gbo. . .
ohun ta ba so fun offa lo nfa. . . .
Bi ika lahun se fa fa. . .ti ike e fa te le. . . .
igbo ra mi rami la rugbo wo gbo. . . .
o ya!!!. . . .mo ni ko wo Igbo lo!

oya let dig it

Oooooohun ta baaaaa so fun ogba , logba ko gbo. . .
oooohun ta baaaa sooooo fun offaaaaaaaaaaaaa lo ko nfa. . . .
Bi ikaaaaaaaaaaaaa lahun seeeeeeeeeeee fa faaaaaaaaaaaa. .ti ike e ko fa te le. . . .
igbooooooooooooo ra mi rami laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooo ko wo gbo. . . .
ooooooooooooooooooo yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ekute!!!. . . .mooooooooooo ni koooooo wo pyjamas ko wo bed lo!

@ Hauwa.

*Staggers around. . . .and pumps my chest heavily. . . .for slight breath*

Agberooooo!!. . . . .
Iwo ati ta ni?!!. . . . .
Ojo ti ibi ba ri ibi. . .ni ibi wo ile!
Ojo ti obe ba de orun maalu. . . .lo surrender.
Ojo ti akara to ba tu si inu epo. . . .ni asiri akara tu
. . .*Picks up sand with hand and blowa away towards the eastern wind*
Alo rami raami ni iso idi nlo rami raami. . . .
Oya!!. . . .mo ni ko poora!!. . . .POORA!!!
Shior. . . .kelebe.

Why are you pofo-ing?

You guys are 'biscuits'

~ku_sh!~:

Why are you pofo-ing?

Who are you. . . .
dont you know that. . .when two elephants fights. . .
its the grass that suffers?. . . .

Oya!. . .
mo ni ko sere lo. . . .
ma sa gbogbo paper to ba ri ni ona ti titi to ma fi dele. . .

don't tell her you love her.