Hello friend, i am going to address something that is causing me great Anxiety and
has become the bastard child of the socialmedia..
Facebook , Twitter And Instagram are all amazing and they consume about 50% of my walking hour.
Its true that we seems to have a love and hate relationship with taking selfies.
Meanwhile , i consider it as a sign of mental disorderand the next they are deemed to be an expression of loving oneself. Regardless of where you belong , selfies are here to stay for the long run.
Today article who explain to you that Not all selfies are tolerated.


10 Types of Selfies You Should Stop Taking


1. Toilet Selfies

Of all places to take a selfie, why are you photographing your perfect face in the loo? I mean, I’m sure there are nicer places to take your selfie at home like the garden or the kitchen. Even your wall would make for a better background.

And why are you taking a selfie of yourself while making a dump? Why are you doing this?? This is just nasty. Please keep your business behind closed doors and off social media, good grief.

(Image source: College Times)


2. Crying Selfies

how can you take a selfie when you are crying, Um, are you okay? Do you need to have some ice cream? Maybe you should get off the Internet for a while you know, so you can pull yourself together.

I still do not know what is the purpose of posting a photo of yourself crying but you should definitely consider taking a break from selfies to down a tub of ice cream. Or doing whatever it is to make yourself happy.

(Image source: BuzzFeed)


3. Sleeping Selfies

are you pretending or what?...Hey, do you know that no one is buying nor falling for these ? We all know that you just decided to lie on the bed, angle your phone strategically, close your eyes, and press the shutter.

What’s that you say? Your finger just happened to click on the shutter at such an opportune time? Your bae caught you sleeping? Such impress.




4. Disaster Selfies

This is me looking at your selfie that you took when escaping from a fire or at a car crash.

(Image source: Imgur)

Because what are priorities, am I right? What is an awesome selfie compared to going to safety or helping the victims, after all. Congratulations on being the most sorry excuse of a human being, a rank which you now share with these people below:

This guy who took a selfie with a burning building in the background.

Image source: Imgur)
5. Using Laptops or iPads To Take The Picture In A Mirror

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6.Extreme Selfies

Please, stop. Get down from there, you’re going to fall. No really, watch out for that – rock.

Look, I know that selfie on top of that super tall building would make this the ultimate selfie or something. You were probably inspired by these guys and this jaw-dropping video they made after climbing a Hong Kong skyscrapper.


7. Shirtless Self

oh my gosh ,, how can you take a picture of yourself driving a car without putting on a shirt.


8. Duckface Selfies

this is common among ladies nowadays..We’re reaching the end of 2014, why is this still a thing? No, you do not look pretty. If anything, it is absolutely unflattering and incredibly ridiculous. A simple smile would do and you look so much better and attractive and not annoying.


9. The Hospital Selfie

(A rare gem. The more tubes you have hooked up to you, the better.)


10.The Pregnant Belly Selfie

(Send this to your family and friends, not the entire Internet.)

source : http://techcribng.com/selfies-you-should-stop-taking/

Lmao.. The dude with the i-screen got me. Lollll

Charles4075:
Lmao.. The dude with the i-screen got me. Lollll

that is it.

Duck-face selfie ke? Is dat what it is called?
Lol... Babes won't like dat

Hate the crying selfie like 'kilode'
Who gives a F!

Look, I haven't taken any of those but I will definitely take that of my pregnant tummy , not like the one above though .

The worst selfies are the ones taken in the bathroom...

GOATandYAMtheory:

Instead of swimming for his dear life..Smh. . Nigerians can't try such.

Disaster and toilet selfies are the worst.

The shirtless selfie is Iyanya's favourite.

Ugly fellas be like:

Enegod:
The worst selfies are the ones taken in the bathroom...

as in , dont know the main reason why some dude will take selfie in the bathroom

This selfie madness is really getting annoying. Some people might be dying and still take selfies of them dying. And then we've the Duck-face Selfie, where some ladies that are the mixtures of Taribo West and Bance will pout like apes just to join the pouting craze even when they look like scarecrows in them pics. It's annoying.

nnnnnoice

elantraceey:
Look, I haven't taken any of those but I will definitely take that of my pregnant tummy , not like the one above though .

then like which one oo?

What of the smoking selfie, as in weed

Orijin101:
What of the smoking selfie, as in weed

dont have the pics..

Babe2sure:
Disaster and toilet selfies are the worst.

The shirtless selfie is Iyanya's favourite.

Omoge! so wapa

Babe2sure:
Disaster and toilet selfies are the worst.

The shirtless selfie is Iyanya's favourite.

all of them are bad jawe

segtak25:
all of them are bad jawe

Yeah, i agreed, all of them are bad. But I just mentioned the worst of all, in my opinion.

Babe2sure:



Yeah, i agreed, all of them are bad. But I just mentioned the worst of all, in my opinion.

ok , that is your choice.

DuchessLily:
Duck-face selfie ke? Is dat what it is called?
Lol... Babes won't like dat

lol...

you forgot the tongue out selfies.....jeez dat one pisses me off

Hahahaha the pregnant belly selfie

Missmossy:
Hahahaha the pregnant belly selfie

lol....na watin ladies they do be dat.

Lol

Niggaes be like

truthsBarbie:
you forgot the tongue out selfies.....jeez dat one pisses me off

lol, dats true self. Sme pple are like dog.

Lol..hehhehehe..

More reply pls.