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Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 7:23am On Mar 11, 2015
Hi guys, saw this on FB and decided to share it here especially since someone shared the female version of it on NL some days back;

THINGS MY GIRLFRIEND ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO
1. My girlfriend is not allowed to swim without floaties..you trying drown and escape this relationship? Not today!
2. My Girlfriend is not allowed to sneeze in public, and guys be like "BLESS YOU" she's already blessed...she has me
3. My girlfriend is not allowed to drink any energy drink.. What you trying to get energy for? To find the strength to leave me? Never!
4. My Girlfriend Not Allowed To have more than 3 male friends. The father, the son, and the Holy Spirit.
5. My GF not allowed to listen to Beyonce. Talking about "put a ring on it." You better be happy with that necklace.
6. My Girlfriend Not Allowed To twerk. Only thing that should be clapping are your hands on Sunday in church. Thank you Jesus
7. My GF not allowed to have a cell phone. Who she tryna talk to? Here's a walkie-talkie, you ain't going that far
8. My girlfriend not allowed to break up with me without making a 20 slide power point, 4 essays, and a letter signed
from God
9. My girlfriend isn't allowed to get glasses or contacts. What you need better vision for? You seeing someone else?
10. My girlfriend isn't allowed to blink. Are you telling me you're tired of seeing my face?
11. My girlfriend isn't allowed to say "I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART" What you gonna do with the
free space at the top? Love other guys? NO.
12. My girlfriend isn’t allowed to go swimming. I’ll be the only one to get her wet.
13. My GF isn't allowed to make a duck face when she takes a picture what if someone thinks she is offering a kiss & tries something?
14. My girlfriend isn't allowed to laugh at other boys jokes when I'm not around. She better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not.
15. My girlfriend isn't allowed to shave unless she's gonna see me. No sense clearing the jungle if it ain't for the lion king
16. My girlfriend isn't allowed to do algebra. She doesn't need to know how to find her X
17. My girlfriend isn't allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you and God got going on. You might be praying for
another man
18. My girlfriend isn’t allowed to open doors, windows, or cabinets like what are you searching for? A way out? Another
man? I'm right here
19. My girlfriend isn’t allowed to go outside, I already brightened your day what do you need sunlight for?
20. My girlfriend isn't allowed to eat vegetable. Are you trying to lower your cholesterol & live longer than me to find a new guy? Hell no, we dying together!

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Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by Iaz93: 7:35am On Mar 11, 2015
undecided undecided
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by Nobody: 7:49am On Mar 11, 2015
lipsrsealed undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided go date a doll then tongue
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by Nobody: 7:50am On Mar 11, 2015
I feel sorry for your girlfriend.. Its funny tho
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by Nobody: 7:51am On Mar 11, 2015
Hahahahaha this is so not funny!sad
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by sinaj(f): 7:52am On Mar 11, 2015
grin grin grin
very funi...
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by Nobody: 7:56am On Mar 11, 2015
op dream on. You will surely get such maybe in the next generation. grin grin grin

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Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by Nobody: 7:59am On Mar 11, 2015
cheesy cheesy op is kidding right?
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by dechandel(f): 8:05am On Mar 11, 2015
You is a dreamer grin grin
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by Enegod(m): 8:06am On Mar 11, 2015
undecided
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 8:10am On Mar 11, 2015
prettythicksme:
cheesy cheesy op is kidding right?

yes he is o
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 8:11am On Mar 11, 2015
dechandel:
You is a dreamer grin grin

if i see you in my dreams, i wouldn't want to wake
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by Beamborla(f): 8:12am On Mar 11, 2015
Your girlfriend is not allowed to breath when another man is around, she could inhale his perfume / after shave and you know how ladies love that.
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 8:12am On Mar 11, 2015
myhoodlink:
op dream on. You will surely get such maybe in the next generation. grin grin grin

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what do i look like? Methuselah ??
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 8:13am On Mar 11, 2015
Beamborla:
Your girlfriend is not allowed to breath when another man is around, she could inhale his perfume / after shave and you know how ladies love that.

ehn if i hear... plug her nose, breath through your mouth.
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by Nobody: 8:13am On Mar 11, 2015
henribj:


what do i look like? Methuselah ??

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 8:13am On Mar 11, 2015
sinaj:
grin grin grin
very funi...

thats the idea wink
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 8:15am On Mar 11, 2015
Khalessi:
Hahahahaha this is so not funny!sad

did you just laugh? or are my eyes deceiving me??
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 8:15am On Mar 11, 2015
hayurmidey:
I feel sorry for your girlfriend.. Its funny tho

pls don't o, she'z not complaining grin
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by dechandel(f): 8:15am On Mar 11, 2015
henribj:


if i see you in my dreams, i wouldn't want to wake
Oya na, dream on and journey mercies to the world beyond grin
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by JohnPortar: 8:17am On Mar 11, 2015
KIdsco.... Kids everywhere undecided
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 8:23am On Mar 11, 2015
dechandel:
Oya na, dream on and journey mercies to the world beyond grin

i reject it, am awake now.
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 9:14am On Mar 11, 2015
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uhm you forgot to include the "play" button in your video cheesy
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by Nobody: 10:35am On Mar 11, 2015
henribj:


pls don't o, she'z not complaining grin
I guess she is only waiting for God's signed letter

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Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 10:42am On Mar 11, 2015
hayurmidey:
I guess she is only waiting for God's signed letter

how do you mean?
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by njuwo(m): 11:02am On Mar 11, 2015
She's not your wife and you are subjecting her to all these, what if she becomes your wife she will be your slave for life.
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 11:04am On Mar 11, 2015
njuwo:
She's not your wife and you are subjecting her to all these, what if she becomes your wife she will be your slave for life.

oh wait o, you are suggesting i wait till she becomes my wife before i start to checkmate her?
hahahaha
okay o
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by njuwo(m): 11:45am On Mar 11, 2015
henribj:


oh wait o, you are suggesting i wait till she becomes my wife before i start to checkmate her?
hahahaha
okay o
No, i am suggesting that you don't checkmate her at all cause what will be yours will be yours no need stressing your body about it.
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by Nobody: 11:48am On Mar 11, 2015
henribj:


yes he is o
better cheesy
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 12:18pm On Mar 11, 2015
njuwo:
No, i am suggesting that you don't checkmate her at all cause what will be yours will be yours no need stressing your body about it.

ehn shocked !!! if i hear
gone are those days when "what will be yours, will be yours" o
with all those hawk out there that call themselves sharp guys.. "what is yours, can easily, very easily, become theres" if you no take time
Re: Things My GF Are Not Allowed To Do by henribj(m): 12:19pm On Mar 11, 2015
prettythicksme:
better cheesy

only in some parts o
in the rest parts, op is very serious angry

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