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2015 Latest Marriage Software In Town by LegalIcon: 8:53am On Mar 16, 2015 |
This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst (Marriage Software Division): Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? .... AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID: Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the......... C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH. BEST WISHES! Yours, Systems Analyst. |
Re: 2015 Latest Marriage Software In Town by Nobody: 8:54am On Mar 16, 2015 |
21st century! The ultimate solution is to run divorce 1.0 bootable disc to format the entire window 7.0 already installed provided that wife 1.0 has nt started manufacturing dll.exe i.e children.exe. Anti-spywares like condom 6.2 are nt dt reliable. Gudluck! |
Re: 2015 Latest Marriage Software In Town by DuchessLily(f): 8:58am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Hehehe....ur customer is stock to wife 1.0 for life Nice one! |
Re: 2015 Latest Marriage Software In Town by Enegod(m): 9:00am On Mar 16, 2015 |
unacceptable!!! He should format the system |
Re: 2015 Latest Marriage Software In Town by jashar(f): 9:02am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Cheeeiii God ooo... Some peope get brain ooo and utilise it efficiently... Beautiful analysis |
Re: 2015 Latest Marriage Software In Town by DuchessLily(f): 9:06am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Enegod: Dat would be a terrible mistake .. |
Re: 2015 Latest Marriage Software In Town by Akynzodeighbour(m): 9:11am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Nice concept... The person's brain is working |
Re: 2015 Latest Marriage Software In Town by Nobody: 9:24am On Mar 16, 2015 |
I think wife 1.0 is the higher version of girlfriend 7.0. I can't upgrade right now My pc is too small to perform such a task I hope to change it soon Then download a virus free girlfriend 7.0 so I can do the upgrade Most GF 7.0 ar corrupt. I think the problem is from the data file host I pray I get a good one sha like my dad's |
Re: 2015 Latest Marriage Software In Town by Visocrate(m): 9:36am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Frontpage. 1.0.85 for further troubleshooting procedures |
Re: 2015 Latest Marriage Software In Town by Visocrate(m): 9:38am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Wanted to upgrade and instal wife 1.0 but since its giving problems i have to wait for another version |
Re: 2015 Latest Marriage Software In Town by Nobody: 9:41am On Mar 16, 2015 |
who told you you can't uninstall wife 1.0 ? The wife 1.0 app can only be uninstalled if i has contacted a virus I will advice you to get an app called LIE 9.5.1 It will help you in ESC some of the wife 1.0 trouble shooting And you will be able to run other 3rd party apps NB: The LIE 9.5.1 is not a reliable app It fvcks up unexpectedly at times and if that happens Make use of your F5 key to refresh the LIE 9,5.1 app But if it doesn't work contact *some text missing* 1 Like |
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