This is not a fiction but a near real life story. Funny but not funny

A beautiful lady found love again and this time, the man wants to marry her. He planned to proposed on her birthday and organised a surprised birthday party.

On Saturday morning at 8:55am which was the D-day, he called her on phone to meet him at his place. She got there before 10am and was filled with excitement waiting to enjoy the fun for the day. They were outside the gate to his house. He whispered " Happy birthday" and brought out a handkerchief. "Sweetheart, I want to show you something", he said smiling. Pls, I don't want you to spoil the fun. Don't open it. He tied the hanky on her eyes and led her to the sitting room and ask her to wait for 5mins that he wants to get something inside his car outside.

Two mins gone and he is yet to return. "Gosh! I am pressed", she said. All these while, there were about 50 people in that sitting room waiting to shout "Happy birthday" as soon as the man untie the hanky. She was filled with gas and wanted to erupt . "Thank God nobody is here" she said to herself. And finally, she released a long lasting thunderous fart in the sitting room in front of the crowd and heaved of relief . Everyone held their noses but didn't say anything.

The man later walked in smiling and humming "Happy birthday to you" song. He opened the hanky slowly and as soon as she saw the crowd giggling, she broke down in tears and ran out of the house.

He ran after her though. Ladies, if you were the one this happened to how would you feel? It is your birthday, so don't ruin it

Mtwwwwwws; Old gist

Blackett:
Nairaland ladies no dey mess. This doesn't apply to them.

Thank God you know

Op what did you take us as? kids abi by lying this rubbish is a real life story. A story I have lost count how many times I have read it, please get busy and do yourself a whole lot of good.

she did a mistake, she was suppose to pretend as if noting happened.

she can even say it jokingly halfway on the party that she farted while waiting for her guy & she hope they are not in than, but if they are; She Is Sorry!

I bet you they will all laugh it off & admire her sincerity

this should be in joke section!!

FLAWLES:
Mtwwwwwws; Old gist

oops!!

Omo I won't marry hour again
I tot gals dnt fart

Blackett:
Una no dey _shit as well. . . And una _shit no dey smell.

why are you so serious?

Crap old modified joke

which one be long lasting thunderous fart?
Ladies don't fart... they poot

Chai. She can never forgive that guy