alienvirus:
Horn when traffic light turn green to wake the driver in front of you.

I so hate this, like i'm supposed to fly the moment the light turns green

Nakarey:


Lol..bro na dat kind hustle and bustle I need right now!
A place to keep me busy all tru...plus dis driving issue ehnn e go sweet die..

"Horn when u are happy"..lol

ok ah dn hear U..wen u wan cme? U no go fit mk d journi again today... Cm wt plenti money..mk we fit go cinema n nyt clubs 4 v.i or anywhr weyy uu for like.. U go fit c moni flex me na.. Wen u cm,,hit me 08161139461... Prosper. SureBoss..

Durin one of d RushHours last week.. A lady stepd on ma xpensv leather palm sandals n cut off d shiii in d process. I was damn upset.. I screamd n yelled at her.. Hear her reply "she was lyk ..abi eyi o ti gbadun ni..eleribu..ki lo wó ti o je ki eyan n'alafia okan. .ti o ba fi owo kan mi.. Awon boys mi ma lu è pa...na so i js calm down jejely.. Board an okada rider..go 2d nearest cobbler shop n mend ma fin.. The tin no easy! It pays 2b humble!

SwingzProsper:
ok ah dn hear U..wen u wan cme? U no go fit mk d journi again today... Cm wt plenti money..mk we fit go cinema n nyt clubs 4 v.i or anywhr weyy uu for like.. U go fit c moni flex me na.. Wen u cm,,hit me 08161139461... Prosper. SureBoss..

Correct guy!!! We go run the town baba

BrB

Over hyped city...

Op u killed it, so on point!!! welldone

The guy that posted this is simply a genius. And I mean it. Thumbs up, man. You know Lagos.

I like rule number 20... It it is a typical way of bonafide Lagos driver

Very funny but true....

Its either you used to be danfo driver or a molue driver. Damn!!!! Best thread EVER!! Tnx boss.

obicute007:


Source: [url]1pageweekly.com/lagos-driving-101/[/url]

26. When you see everyone running, run in the same direction as they are -unless it's towards the canal, then you're on your own o- and ask questions later
27. If you see people gathered together for whatever reason, just keep walking. Otherwise, it's bye-bye to your belongings.
28. if you stop to buy anything in traffic, make sure the hawkers give you your change first before giving them money.

Lmao... Weyrey people

Onegai:




Totally true. Just attempt to walk under Ojuelegba bridge, if a trailer or danfo doesn't fall on your head, consider yourself blessed.

I remember being in the middle of the express and turning on my side navigator to change lane. Omo see insults! "you can't drive you confused us why are you putting on light to change lane, na only you get light"

Wale112:




see what EBA and generator fumes has caused?

Charlie, it is HAVE and not HAS. Civilized indeed.

You are insane!


I press my horn to dre's beats in my car


Finally hurling insults at other drivers while you car windows are wound up.

Dats why lagos is unique.
I always miss lagos whenever am outsid lagos.

Lol this is hilarious..
I hate driving in Lagos.

In Lagos, driving is war! That's why people hardly use indicators...they don't want their opponents to know their next move

obicute007:


Source: [url]1pageweekly.com/lagos-driving-101/[/url]

Quite old but still made me chuckle.

sureguy02:
In Lagos, driving is war! That's why people hardly use indicators...they don't want their opponents to know their next move

You just described me with this post.

akpanikpe:
Ohh boy, Jst thinking about the mad trific am gonna go through wen I close dis eve. So crazy doing dis traffic race thing. @ traffic officials I drove one (lastma) yesterday into ikeja military cantonment yesterday from maryland turning

Bros you are on this thread again? Recall we were on the same thread some time posted by some other guy, i believe.

You even gave me traffic updates that last time. Bros i hail ooo. You no go join me drink one bottle after hours? Holla at me.

kennygee:
Mad drivers in that town.

Best drivers the whole world over. No time to waste time, always in a hurry. If you hit a car, speed on, if a car hits you, you look out, come down, access the damage, abuse the driver, enter you car and drive off. I love driving in Lagos, although my driver now does a whole lot more of the driving

26. Don't be caught!

This is possibly the most hilarious post I ever saw on Nairaland...I can't stop laughing

As funny as they are, most of the points raised here are very true.

You have to be a little Crazy to survive more than a few days in Lagos

I guess we're all a little crazy

GBAGAAUN:
26. for those that live near main road, don't sleep anyhow in the palor ni. last yr in Ikoyi motor killing person that is watching TV in his palour
27. wear helmet if u are cross by under the bridge. Okada e have fall from the bridge and land on top person head

Oloshi!

it's never too late to go to school

Coolest post so far. Nice one.

Nice one.

hardbody:


Bros you are on this thread again? Recall we were on the same thread some time posted by some other guy, i believe.

You even gave me traffic updates that last time. Bros i hail ooo. You no go join me drink one bottle after hours? Holla at me.

yea I do, lost ur contact bro, pls inbox ur number @ lifezone247@Yahoo.com i will holla

akpanikpe:

yea I do, lost ur contact bro, pls inbox ur number @ lifezone247@Yahoo.com i will holla

I will get in touch. Just rounding up at signatures. Heading out shortly.

By d way its my bday tmao. Enuff fun ahead.

@op u just made my night

Old story..
1. If you can drive in Lagos, you can drive anywhere in the world.

2. You can abuse other motorist but no fighting.
Eko o ni b'aje.

Wale112:
All these can never happen in a civilized country like Ghana.



Lawless Nigerians

God bless Ghana

Shaki n sebi ora, Orisirisí..
Smh.